AND spellcaster!harry coming to his house after a long day and finding everything a mess like all his potion bottle’s cut into pieces and like everything is floating and mb if him and y/n have a cat it’s like floating in the air running from a couch chasing it and y/n just sitting peacefully on a floating chair while reading a book ❤️
welcome home
summary: harry comes home to… something.
warnings: none.
pairing: harry styles x fem!reader
•••
“I’m ho-…”
Harry’s lips parted in shock from the sight he just came home to, looking around in pure astonishment. He let the keys in his hand fall to the ground and he started walking around, seeing spilled potion bottles that were from his little potion closet that nobody was supposed to open and mess with because those potions were very real and could lead to some very strange things when used in the wrong ways.
The most obvious thing though, was that almost everything in the house was floating as if gravity wasn’t a thing anymore.
“Harry, if you do not fix this immediately, I’ll make noise all night. I do not enjoy floating.” Rutherford, the talking grandfather clock in the living room, suddenly boomed, causing Y/N’s head to lift up from where she had been reading a book, smiling once her eyes fell upon Harry.
“Hey, baby.” She smiled sweetly, waving at him from a floating loveseat, book in her lap.
“Hey, babe, er… what- what happened?” He chuckled awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck as he looked up at her. He glanced at their cat that was also floating, running after one of her toys that was very close to the old wood of Rutherford. He looked back behind him where all the potion bottles were opened and dripping onto the floors, some of them bubbling and sizzling.
“I know just as much as you do.” She shrugged and Harry scrubbed a hand over his face, pinching his nose.
“What’s with your attitude today, hm? Did I do anything to make you upset?” Y/N asked Harry, a bit concerned. It felt like he had been ignoring her the entire night. She wasn’t sure of what she did to make him ignore her, and even though she asked, he still wouldn’t budge.
“Harry, tell me.”
“You wouldn’t pay attention to me.” He mumbled, too soft for Y/N to hear.
“I can’t hear you, darling.”
“You haven’t been paying attention to me.” Harry said louder and clearer, and Y/N sighed softly. She had been working in her home office all day, only coming out to eat and to go to the bathroom. She had dissmissed him whenever he asked to cuddle, continuing to type away on her laptop and go into meetings. She couldn’t help but feel bad, but the things she had to do today were important for her job.
“I’m sorry, baby. I know I’ve been busy and caught up with work, and I’m sorry. I’ll try to take more breaks from now on, hm? How does that sound?”
“Yeah, that sounds nice.” He smiled softly.
“But that doesn’t mean you deserve to be a brat, baby. All you have to do is ask nicely, not ignore me and act like a little fucking brat. What’s the attention you’re looking for, hm? Do you want me to fuck you? Fuck you nice and hard?”
all the aus reacting to y/n giving them flowers (including Jack n joe)
— bouquets and bouquets of flowers
— alien!harry
y/n looked around as she entered her home, closing the door behind her while also putting her bag on the floor. she was holding a bouquet of flowers that she bought while driving back home, which were specifically for harry.
“you’re home!”
y/n jumped a bit and chuckled softly when she saw harry now in front of her, letting out a small ‘umph’ when he hugged her tightly. she hugged him back and gave him a small pat on the back as well before pulling back, handing him the flowers.
“for you.” she smiled softly. “saw some on the drive home and figured you’d like them.”
harry’s cheeks grew warm, smiling as he took the flowers.
“thank you.”
— nerd!harry
y/n rang harry’s doorbell, standing on his doorstep as she waited for him to open the door. she tapped her foot against the ground a bit, peeking through the small sliver of glass at the sides of his door to see if anyone was inside.
she then stood up straight when she saw the doorknob twist, smiling a bit.
“hi! so sorry, i was cleaning.” harry smiled as he opened the door, making y/n’s smile grow bigger. “what brings you here?” he chuckled softly and she shrugged.
“wanted to surprise you.” she said and handed him the bouquet of flowers in her hand, making him laugh a bit.
“thank you, they’re really pretty.” he admired the flowers. “come in, come in.”
— fairy!harry
“you could put them in your house.” y/n smiled as harry held the bouquet of flowers in his hand that she gave him. he laughed and nudged her side, admiring the flowers.
“shut up.” he mumbled, cheeks warm and pink. they would never fit in his house considering how, well, it was a dollhouse for whenever he turned small.
“do you like them?”
“of course i do! they’re so pretty, i love them.”
- spellcaster!harry
“harry! look!”
harry got up from bed when he heard y/n call his name from the kitchen, nearly slipping while walking quickly since he had socks on. he walked into the kitchen and his eyes widened a bit when he saw her with his wand in her hand, although smiled upon seeing the smile on her face.
“i made flowers appear. see?” she smiled and held up a bouquet of flowers that came out of nowhere.
well, it may have disappeared from some random person’s flower shop, but who cares, right?
“how?”
“magic.” she shrugged and harry laughed, wrapping his arms around y/n’s waist when she took a flower and tucked it behind his ear.
— drummer!harry
got you some flowers, thought they were nice. hope you like them. :)
love, y/n.
harry held the small card that came along with the bouquet of flowers y/n had gotten harry. harry’s cheeks were warm and he gulped quietly, taking the flowers up to his nose to give them a small sniff, the floral scent going up his nose.
she got him flowers.
no one’s done that for him before.
— frat boy!harry
y/n smiled when she saw the flowers she had gotten for harry sitting in a vase that was full of water, sat on the coffee table in the living room. harry had called her over and it was about 6 p.m. she walked past the living room and headed to harry’s room, knocking before entering.
“didn’t hear you come in.” harry chuckled softly and got up from the bed, wrapping his arms around her waist.
he leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to her lips, smiling a bit.
he kept the flowers.
— soft dom!harry
“god, i love you.”
harry smiled up at y/n as she straddled his thighs, his hands on her hips. she was laughing and so was he, watching as she leaned over him and pressed her forehead to his.
she came over with a bouquet of flowers in her hands, which were laying on the bed beside them. the flowers smelled nice and they looked nice as well. y/n was kind of like a flower, or at least that’s what harry thought.
flowers were soft and delicate, but also bright and beautiful.
— dad!harry
“daddy, can i have one?” luke asked as he stood in front of harry, eyeing the bouquet of flowers in his hand. harry had let him smell them and he thought they were quite pretty and wanted one for himself.
y/n had gotten them for harry, handing them to him with a soft smile on her face as she did. while she was out doing errands and harry was at home, taking care of luke, she had passed by a small flower shop and decided to buy a bouquet to bring home.
“here.” harry took one out of the many, handing it to luke, who now had a big smile on his face.
y/n smiled softly as she stood behind the couch harry was sitting on, watching the two.
— doctor!harry
“hey, doctor.” y/n smiled as she walked into harry’s office, making him chuckle softly. she walked over to him and leaned down to press a quick kiss to his lips, holding up the bouquet of flowers she had brought over here.
“hi.” he smiled and took the flowers, smelling them for a second. “what are these for?”
“nothing.” she shrugged. “just thought they were pretty. just like you.”
harry laughed at that and placed the flowers on his desk, getting up and wrapping his arms around her waist, leaning in to kiss her once more.
— mafia!harry
“hi, baby.” y/n smiled and pressed a kiss to harry’s cheek, holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand. harry hummed and smiled a bit, returning the kiss by pressing one to her cheek back.
“got something for you.” she handed him the flowers and he chuckled softly, putting an arm around y/n’s waist as he held the bouquet.
it was kind of funny, really. it was funny because usually harry was this kind of intimidating and overall kind of scary guy and now he had gone all soft for his girlfriend. he would smile and blush whenever she complimented him, sometimes even begging for her to cuddle him.
“thank you, my love.” he murmured.
— asmrry
harry blushed as he took the flowers y/n was giving them, smelling them for a second. he smiled at the gesture, hearing her chuckle softly as she watched him.
“thank you. um,” he was flustered now, “they’re gorgeous, i love them.”
“i’m glad you like them.”
— archaeologist!louis
y/n smiled a bit as she walked into the bedroom, seeing the flowers she had gotten louis yesterday sitting in a clear glass vase. they were right beside the lego flowers he had made for her a while ago on valentine’s day, and she chuckled softly as she looked at the two.
she was dating a dork.
she loved him immensely.
— dad!louis
“ooh, she got you flowers.” cassia smiled as she looked at the bouquet of flowers in louis’ hand. he handed them to her with a soft chuckle leaving his lips and she smelled them, humming softly from the nice smell.
“dad?”
“hm?”
“do you love her? like, actually?”
“yeah… yeah, i do.”
— camboy!louis
y/n furrowed her brows a little as she looked closer at her laptop screen, watching louis’ stream. in the background, there was a vase that had flowers in it, and the flowers looked awfully similar to the ones she got him two days ago.
“fuck.” louis moaned softly as he pleasured himself and y/n looked back at his body, cheeks growing warm.
— skater boy!niall
“niall!” y/n called out, waving her arm as she looked at niall from a distance. she was at the skate park he always went to, holding her own skateboard and a bouquet of flowers she bought for him.
niall smiled as he walked over to her, pressing a kiss to her cheek.
“hi.” she smiled softly.
“hi.” he chuckled and put his skateboard down on the ground, putting his hands on her sides.
“got you flowers.”
niall smiled, taking them.
“thanks, petal.”
— husband!niall
y/n chuckled softly when she walked into her home, seeing her youngest kid sitting on niall’s shoulders. she walked over to niall and pressed a kiss to his cheek, making him smile.
“what’s that, mumma?” her son asked as she handed niall a bouquet of flowers, holding onto niall’s head so he wouldn’t fall.
“flowers.” she smiled at him and brought her hand up, stroking his cheek.
“i love you.” niall murmured and pressed a kiss to y/n’s lips, making her smile.
— brother’s best friend!niall
y/n held the window open as niall came in through it, closing it quietly so no one in the house could hear. she kissed his cheek and walked over to the bed, sitting down on the edge and taking the bouquet of flowers resting beside her.
“dunno’ if my brother is sleeping or not, so just be careful.” y/n looked up at niall and he hummed, leaning down to kiss her lips softly.
“anyway, i got you flowers.” she smiled and handed him the bouquet, making him chuckle.
she let out a small squeak when he pushed her down onto the bed, getting on top of her while pressing kisses all over her face.
“you’re amazing.”
— vampire!zayn
“i got you flowers.”
zayn’s lips parted when y/n handed him a bouquet of red roses, taking them from her. this was kind of weird. he hadn’t received flowers in, well, years. it felt nice though, receiving them. it was simple yet he liked. he wasn’t sure if it was because he hadn’t gotten any in a while or because he had a soft spot for y/n, either way though, he liked the flowers.
“oh, um, thank you.” he said softly and y/n smiled brightly.
— tattoo artist!zayn
“are these for me?” zayn chuckled softly as he looked down at the flowers in y/n’s hand, watching her nod with a smile on her face.
she was coming in to get another tattoo today, and he always tattooed her.
“‘course. for my favorite tattoo artist.”
zayn laughed and took the flowers, taking her over to his station.
— joe
joe stood beside y/n as he watched her buy a bouquet of flowers. he assumed she was buying them for herself and looked around the small shop, admiring all the different kinds of flowers. it smelled nice too, which was great.
“hey, here.” y/n nudged him lightly, handing him the bouquet she just bought.
“oh, they’re for me?”
“of course.” she chuckled. “c’mon, let’s go.”
— jack
“your hands are cold.” jack murmured as y/n tucked a flower behind his ear.
y/n chuckled softly and placed her apparently cold hand on his cheek, leaning in to press a kiss to his lips. she was sat on his lap with the bouquet of flowers she had gotten for him resting in between them.
“do you like them?” she asked him softly, referring to the flowers.
“well, you didn’t bring one, so yeah, you’re sharing with one of us.” drummer harry replied grumpily and frat boy harry sighed dramatically, cursing himself in his head for not bringing his own tent. (god, why must he be so stupid? now he had to share a tent with one of these idiots.) the frat boy wanted to have a nice, peaceful day and he wanted to have a nice, peaceful sleep by himself. but, well, that plan’s ruined now.
“i wanna go home.” nerd harry said as he tried to put together his own tent. fairy harry was with him but… he was, well, a fairy. he was only sat on his shoulder, swinging his legs back and forth, and occasionally telling nerd harry some nice words of encouragement (it only made him even more annoyed).
“hey, where’s that boy scout spirit? c’mon, you can do this!” fairy harry exclaimed.
“i was never a boy scout.” nerd harry mumbled, continuing to try to fix his tent, though miserably failing.
“can’t that wizard do this for us? like, c’mon, i’m getting tired.” soft dom harry sighed and wiped away the sweat that had gathered at his hairline, wishing that the sun wasn’t so harsh as it beat down on them. there was a bit of wind, sure, but it could never beat the bright sun that was shining oh so gleefully.
“harry!”
all of them turned to look at soft dom harry, and so his lips formed the shape of an ‘o’ at the realization of how stupid that was, a soft sigh leaving his lips.
“i meant the spellcaster one.”
“me?” spellcaster harry furrowed his brows, walking over to him.
“yeah, you. use your magic to fix all of our tents. is there no spell for that or anything? we’re all dying from this heat, man.” soft dom harry asked him and spellcaster harry scratched the back of his neck, looking around at the other harry’s and seeing that they were struggling quite a lot too (most forgot about the instructions that came with the tents).
“yeah, i think… i have something. not sure, though, so if something catches on fire or something don’t blame me.”
“whatever! just do it!” drummer harry groaned and spellcaster harry hurriedly took his wand out of his back pocket, murmuring the soft spell he figured would do the trick, and wouldn’t you know it, it worked. both drummer harry and soft dom harry let out soft sighs in relief, glad they were done with that hell.
“hey, how are they finished already?” alien harry looked over at the finished tent in confusion, only to let out a surprised ‘oh!’ when the tent he and frat boy harry were working on suddenly stood upright, all fixed perfectly now.
“what the fuck…” frat boy harry furrowed his brows and looked behind him, only to see the spellcaster with his wand in his hand.
“harry potter! god, thank you, man. that was fucking killing me.” frat boy harry patted him on the back and sat down on the chair he brought with him, wiping away the sweat on his forehead.
only seven of the harry’s were able to come to this little gathering today since the others were too busy to come. they didn’t really mind though, it got a bit frustrating seeing their own faces and hearing their voices over and over wherever they looked and stood. plus, this all would’ve been even more hellish because there’d be more complaining and more tents and more complaining if the others were here.
“oh my god, it’s done. i think i’m gonna cry.” nerd harry said after finishing the tent by himself, only for it to collapse a few seconds later, his lips parting.
“i’m crying.”
“hey, no worries, i can fix it.” spellcaster suddenly came up to him, fixing his tent once more so it was standing upright and was sturdy. nerd harry sighed softly, patting the spellcaster on his back while mumbling a soft ‘thank you, my tears are drying up now’.
spellcaster harry, thankfully, had his tent all to himself. he couldn’t bare to sleep with any of those other idiots. he had his own sleeping bed, lantern, food, drinks, the lot (y/n forced him to bring all the stuff he needed, she got worried a bit too much).
“see? i knew you could do it!…” fairy harry said awkwardly.
•••
“well, this is nice, isn’t it?” frat boy harry spoke up, breaking the peaceful silence all the harry’s were sharing as they sat around his beautiful bonfire they managed to make. they were all making s’mores for tonight, watching the marshmallows they stuck on the ends of sticks melt slowly in the fire.
“really is.” nerd harry said softly, looking up at the night sky. he did wish he was home though. god, he wanted to be home so bad. if one more mosquito bit him he might just lose it. plus, fairy harry kept tickling his ear as he sat on his shoulder, so he was near to flicking him off.
“see, it’s not so bad out here, guys. i knew you’d all enjoy this.” alien harry said cheerfully, before taking a bite out of the s’more he made. the chocolate oozed out from the sides a bit and he licked them away, humming softly from the sweet tastes on his tongue.
“i guess so.” drummer harry said, staring up at the night sky as well.
“we should do this more often.” soft dom harry said.
“oh, god no. we are never doing this again.” spellcaster harry said.
“agreed.” the rest said in unison.
+ bonus
“you’re taking all the space.” frat boy harry elbowed alien harry’s side, making him groan and wince from how harsh it was. he didn’t say anything, only moved farther away from the frat boy to give him more space. he turned off the lantern they had in their tent, leaving it dark and quiet now, the perfect time to fall asleep.
“oh my god, there’s a spider on me.”
“what?!” the alien exclaimed, eyes widening when he saw the huge spider on frat boy harry’s stomach.
all the harry’s and y/n’s were gathered in spellcaster harry’s living room, bowls of popcorn and snacks scattered all around for everyone to share. the lights were off except for the ones in the kitchen so it was a bit dim, perfect for watching a movie. some were sitting on the couch and loveseats, some were sitting on the floor. there were a lot of them and there wasn’t much space so… it was a bit crammed, but it wasn’t that big of a problem.
“we should watch twilight! all of them, right now.” drummer harry’s y/n suggested before popping a piece of popcorn into her mouth, some agreeing, some disagreeing.
“twilight then.” spellcaster harry shrugged and typed in twilight on netflix, clicking on the first twilight movie so it would play.
“no! they suck.” frat boy harry exclaimed, slumping with a soft sigh leaving his lips.
“it already started, so deal with it.” soft dom harry patted his back and frat boy harry shrugged his arm off annoyedly, bringing his bowl of popcorn closer to him as he sulked like a small child. he watched as the beginning of the movie started, holding back the things he wanted to say because he knew he’d get berated if he did. he shut himself up for now.
“we could sneak out and leave while everyone’s watching.” nerd harry whispered quietly to theo once he saw that everyone was engrossed by the movie playing on the tv. he really just wanted to go home and relax with the cats. he and theo were sat on the edge of the couch, pushed up against each other to make space for other people.
“no, c’mon. give it a chance.” theo said and gave harry a small squeeze, making him sigh in defeat.
y/n and fairy harry were sat on the floor, harry sat on her shoulder while asking for little bits of popcorn over and over. she was growing a bit irritated because he finished them so fast and she had to keep picking at pieces of popcorn to give to him before being able to eat it herself.
“more, please.” the fairy said, legs swinging back ans forth as he sat on y/n’s shoulder.
“i’m gonna shove an entire piece down your throat, i swear.” she mumbled under her breath.
“he’s a vampire, right?” alien harry asked his y/n quietly, taking a piece of popcorn from the bowl on her lap. he wasn’t aware of the creatures they had made up over on earth, so he was always excited to know more about them. plus, google was always there to help him. though, it was a bit weird at times…
“mhm.” y/n hummed in reply and he nodded.
drummer harry had his head resting on his y/n’s shoulder, nosing at her t-shirt and gently kissing sometimes. he was barely paying attention to the movie at this point, just focused on y/n. he kind of wanted to take her away and bring her into the bathroom, but she looked interested in watching, so he held back.
“c’mon, y/n…”
“no, harry. c’mon, watch!” drummer harry’s y/n only replied cheerfully, sticking some popcorn into his mouth.
Yes. You better be wearing one when I see you all at my doorstep or else I’m not letting you in.
what if i don’t want to go in?
“y/n, he said we have to wear costumes!” frat boy harry yelled out to his y/n, rubbing his forehead after with a soft sigh slipping past his lips. he turned his phone off and placed it beside him, getting up and stretching his arms out, groaning softly. he furrowed his brows when he heard footsteps, turning around and seeing y/n all dressed up for halloween.
“who are you supposed to be?”
“jesse pinkman.”
“what- from breaking bad?”
“yes, and you’re going to be walter white.”
“i am not dressing up as an old man who makes meth for a living for halloween, y/n.”
“but we’re supposed to be matching!”
•••
everyone was now at the halloween party alien harry and y/n were throwing. there were drinks, music, snakcks, and lots of talking. everyone was wearing costumes, thankfully, and seemed like they were enjoying the party (except for drummer harry, he looked sort of miserable as he stood there in that luigi costume while sipping the beer in his hand). but everyone else seemed pretty happy.
“everyone looks… the same.”
“are you going to say that everytime we come over?”
theo was looking at everyone, brows furrowed a bit. he was the only one that stood out, everyone else looked exactly the same. he and his harry were dressed up as minions.
“do you not know how weird that is?!”
harry silently agreed.
spellcaster harry and his y/n were dressed up as sherlock holmes and john watson from the british tv show (y/n was sherlock). yes, harry potter would’ve been a fantastic idea with the fact that harry was a wizard of some sorts, but how unoriginal would that be?
“we should’ve been harry and ginny.”
“why? we look fine.”
“everyone thinks you’re from the peaky fucking blinders!”
drummer harry and his y/n were mario and luigi. y/n was having fun, she was chatting with everyone and eating snacks. harry just sort of… stood beside her, face blank, sometimes taking sips out of the beer in his hand. he’d laugh a little at her jokes but he mostly just looked like he wanted to go home.
“baby, please.”
“c’mon, h, have some fun!”
fairy harry and his y/n were tinkerbell and peter pan. except… harry was tinkerbell and y/n was peter pan.
and lastly, alien harry and his y/n were shrek and fiona (you know, his antennas, it just worked).
“everyone’s gonna be there?” y/n asked the alien, walking beside him. they were walking up to spellcaster harry’s home, hearing noise from the inside.
“yep.” the alien grinned and knocked on the door.
“hello.” frat boy harry opened the door, seemingly out of breath.
“hello? why are you so sweaty?” the alien asked and peeked into the home, his eyes widening in pure horror when he saw everyone inside naked.
i’m kidding.
“everyone is here?” alien harry asked and looked at everyone.
“yep.” everyone said in unison.
“who’s that?” the alien pointed to the guy beside fairy harry.
“oh, this is niall. i brought him because he wanted to come.”
“oh… okay.”
“is that the alien you were talking about?” soft dom harry’s y/n asked harry quietly, eyeing the green alien that was talking cheerily with a smile on his face.
“yep. that’s him.” he replied, folding his lips into a line.
•••
“we’ll do the same thing we did last time. we’re gonna talk about the things that happened most recently in our lives, okay?”
“we won’t talk about having an orgy again, right?” frat boy harry asked slowly.
“what?” all the y/n’s (including theodore) looked at frat boy harry.
“nothing.” frat boy harry said quietly, letting out a quiet “ow” when drummer harry smacked his arm.
“you were talking about having an… orgy?” spellcaster harry’s y/n looked at all the harry’s.
“no.” alien harry immediately said, shaking his head.
“okay…”
“anyway, you go first.” the alien changed the subject, looking at drummer harry and his y/n.
“hi! um, we went on a date yesterday, right?” y/n looked at her harry.
“yes.” he replied quietly.
“we had so much fun. he was so sweet and even gave me flowers. can you believe that? he gave me flowers.” y/n grinned and harry’s cheeks flushed, glancing at everyone.
“you went on a date?” frat boy harry looked at drummer harry confusedly.
“yes.”
“huh. interesting.”
“my turn!” the alien said excitedly.
“s-sorry, i mean your turn.” the alien cleared his throat and looked at his y/n.
“um, hi everyone. i’m with… him. i’ve been taking care of my dog, working, the works. nothing interesting happened recently. well, except for the time harry started floating out of nowhere. it was… terrifying?”
“i told you not to bring that up.” the alien mumbled.
silence fell.
“um… can i go?” fairy harry’s y/n asked.
“y-yes, please go.” the alien replied.
“okay, well, i’ve mostly been killing bugs for harry. and niall. um, i’ve just been doing stuff for them because they can barely do anything themselves.” y/n said, making the two boys beside her look at her, shocked expressions on their faces.
“excuse me, i can do things myself.” harry said with furrowed brows.
“yeah, so can i!” niall chimed in.
the three continued fighting, the rest just watching it all go down.
drummer harry cleared his throat and the three went quiet and looked at him, then apologizing to everyone for bickering so loudly.
“sorry, everyone.”
“that was intense. um… your turn?” the alien said slowly.
spellcaster harry’s y/n nodded, glancing at the three fairies before looking away.
“um, i drank one of harry’s potions accidentally. i think i almost died? harry brought me back to life though, as you can see. i had a really weird dream though. i was in a forest but all the trees were made of shoes. and the ground was made of clothes. and the sky was green. and i think something was chasing me? i don’t remember it clearly.”
“you never told me that.” spellcaster harry furrowed his brows as he looked at y/n and she just shrugged.
“your t-”
“my turn.” frat boy harry cut the alien off, sitting up straight.
“i asked y/n out yesterday. but like, she thought i was joking. obviously i was confused and a bit upset because, like, why would she think that i was joking? anyway, i’m scared to ask her again. i didn’t bring her because i was scared.” frat boy harry said sadly and drummer harry snorted quietly.
frat boy harry looked at the drummer, clenching his one hand into a fist.
“shut up.” he mumbled, looking away.
“o… kay. your turn.” the alien grinned at soft dom harry and his y/n.
“well, we’ve been fucking. that’s it.”
was what y/n wanted to say out loud, but of course couldn’t.
“um, we’ve just been hanging out. watching movies, going on dates, stuff like that.” she said shyly, cheeks warming up.
“when is it my turn to be happy.” frat boy harry said to himself, crossing his arms.
“okay, now your turn.” the alien looked at nerd harry and theodore.
“why does everyone look the same?” theo asked, looking at everyone.
“because we’re all the same person.” everyone said in unison.
