Minnie and Brody. Yes they never interacted in game but come on, like vi said she and Brody were besties and vi was dating Minnie so there's no damn way those two didn't hang out. And I think they would've been chaotic and honestly I woudlve love to hear more about those two interacting
I ADORE clemerva sm. I'm glad there's still people that ship them even though the fandom is superrrr dead :( I love your account!
Yeah!!!! They are my favorite rarepair from the game, and a lot of people don't like them but I don't give a fuck. And the fandom is dead yeah, but that's just what happens when the games are a decade old and had a conclusion but I'm still going strong skdkskf. Also thank you for saying you like my account, I just ramble here so it's good to know someone likes it KSKSKSKS
can you write a caitvi spies au where vi is tasked some random mission at this masquerade ball and gay panics when she sees caitlyn, daughter to the hosts, only to figure out the entire ball was a distraction so they can instead kill cait cuz the bitches in disguise don't want the kiramman legacy to continue
Rich folks and Violence
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Can also read on Ao3
Ok, so I just saw you put masquerade ball right after I finsijed writing this because I didn't notice it when I first read the ask, so I'm sorry about that BUT THERE ARE MASKS IN THIS JIST NOT HOW YOU THINK IT IS. ANYWAYS IM SORRY ABOUR THAT SOMETIMES I READ THINFS AND MY BRAIM TAKES OUT SOWM WORDS BUT EVERYTHIGN ELSE YOU AKSED FOR SHOULD STILL BE HERE OK BYE PLEASE ENJOY
"Do I have to do this? Seems kinda lame."
Vi's boss sighs. He should've figured the pink haired girl would be stubborn about this assignment, having to be around rich people and all. He knows about the girl's….aversion to rich people, which is weird because technically Vi is rich herself seeing as she's a highly paid spy, but whatever. Childhood trauma or something probably made her like that.
"Yes. You have to. Look, you don't have to talk to nobody. Just make sure you look nice, and that nothing suspicious happens to the girl," The boss slides Vi the file of the girl she's protecting over to her. "Don't have to speak to her or anyone there, shit you can just eat the food the whole time for all I care. Just as long as she lives throughout the night."
Vi takes the file, flipping through it and skimming the words on the pages. "The food better change my life or I'm coming back to haunt your ass."
"I know you will. Now, Do the job and do it-"
The pink haired girl stands from her seat, ready to take a nap. "And do it good, I know, you say that every time."
"Well someone has to remind you."
Vi flips her boss off before leaving his office. She makes her way out the building as well, making sure to remember to stop by her favorite fast food place on the way home. If she's going to be spending her weekend around snooty people, she needs a good meal beforehand.
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Vi hates this. She hates it so much. Here she is on a Saturday night, stuck in a suit and tie, which by the way felt like it was choking her, trying to make sure nothing suspicious happened to the girl she's watching out for. Whichsucks because this is a three day thing and the girl wasn't even there the day before so the pink haired girl had to be around these people until two am for no reason. And it seemed like it was about to happen again. She is pissed and she hates it here.
At least the food was good, as promised. And the drinks. Not that she could drink a lot seeing as she has to be in her right frame of mind to do her job right, but from the glass or two she had, helped her not randomly punch a rich dude in the face. It didn't help her bladder, though. Well OK, it was most likely the glasses of grape juice she knocked back that made her have to pee, but Vi will never admit that. Anyways, the spy pushed herself off the wall she placed herself on, and went to find a bathroom.
On her way there she bumped into someone, almost making them spill their drink. When Vi caught her balance, she went to spew her annoyance because she's just frustrated by this day and almost falling was the last straw, but when her eyes landed on who she bumped into, all words and thoughts left her. Which makes sense seeing as the person was quite beautiful, wearing a dress that seemed to shimmer when light hits it.
"Oh, I am quite sorry about that. I wasn't looking where I was going."
Vi, dumb in the head, thought that this girl's voice was just as beautiful as her face. "Uh, yeah."
"Are you alright? Oh my, did I accidentally hit your head? I'm so sorry."
The girl freaking out made Vi's brain cells come back. "No no, you didn't hit my head. It's just that, I've been here all day and I have yet to meet anyone as gorgeous as you." And apparently flirty Violet is here. Damn bitch, couldn't wait until you were off the clock?
The girl dips her head to hide her blush at the compliment. "Well, aren't you just a charmer?"
"Only for very pretty girls." The pink haired girl grins.
"Now I know you're taking the piss with me."
"I swear I'm not. I really do think you are very beautiful."
The girl stares at Vi, with calculating eyes. She's trying to see if the pink haired girl is just messing with her, or being truthful. After a moment or two, the girl must have seen what she was looking for, as she graavs and lifts Vi's hand up to her lips, placing a kiss on it. It's Violet's turn to blush now.
"Then I must say, I think you are the beautiful one here," the girl smiles, showing that she had a bit of a gap in between her top teeth. That just made Vi's heart flutter even more. "May I acquire the name of the dashing lady who I bumped into?"
"Violet, but I p-prefer Vi."
"Vi, I quite like saying that. Perhaps you'll make me say it a lot more."
Vi had to swallow hard to make sure she didn't let out an embarrassing sound. She was not used to a girl keeping up or surpassing her flirting capabilities and the girl in front of her is doing both. But she won't admit that. "Well, I look forward to hearing you, Ms?" Ah yes, because she doesn't know who she's flirting with, flirt first, name later is how Vi operates.
"Caitlyn."
And that's when it hits Vi like a train. She's flirting with the same person she's supposed to be protecting. She should've know, seeing as the girl looked familiar in the first place. It didn't click because she barely glanced at the provided photo in that file she merely skimmed. Dumbass.
Caitlyn noticed the pause, looking at the pink haired girl. She noticed the recognition in Vi's eyes. She pulls her hand away for the other girl's, as her shoulders become tense. "Oh, I guess you figured out who I am. I'll leave you alone if that's what you'd like."
But that isn't what Vi wants. Quite the opposite actually. She grabs Caitlyn's hand, keeping her from leaving. "It ain't that, I swear. It's just that…. Well for one I thought you'd be snootier than and I'm supposed to be keeping you safe."
"Keeping me sa-god did my mother hire you? I told her I can take care of myself at this event."
"I don't know who hires us, just who we're hired to protect." And sometimes kill but Caitlyn doesn't need to know about that part.
"Still. I guess I can see why this would be rather awkward. I can still leave you alone-"
"No!" Vi cuts off the blue haired girl. "I mean, no, uh, I don't want that. I still would like to talk to you. And hey, what better way to make sure you're safe than being in your bed?"
Caitlyn licked her lips, a small smirk appearing on her face. "True. What are we waiting for? You have a lot of protecting to do."
Except, that won't be happening. It won't be happening because suddenly an loud boom sound came from the main area where people resided, followed by some screams. This, of course, catches the two girls attention causing them to see what the ruckus was about. Once they made it, they saw there was a giant hole blown into the side of the vuling where this even was being held. Bodies from those too close to the blast were seen on the floor, unmoving, presumably dead. Other people were too busy running for their lives. Figures, woth their faces covered with sothing that looked like gas masks, stood at the entrice of the giant hole, holding guns. Caitlyn sucked in a large breath.
"We have to get out of here. Now."
"I couldn't agree more." Vi takes the blue haired girl's hand and ran to a nearby exit. "Jesus, who were those people? And why was their enterence so damn dramatic?"
"Those are the people you are keeping me safe from."
My best one would have to be where they help each other through their trauma. Like if you think about it, they both were hurt by Lilly, sure in different ways, but it's still by the same person ya know. And I also think they'd get closer because they both have a small child (aj and Tenn) they love and care for, so they get closer and they help each other be not so traumatized
Jinx. Love that unhinged bitch. Also because like she was this sweet girl who wanted to help but was called a screw up and then found a person, who was admittedly not good for her, who loved her even when she did screw up and I just...she's a complex character and I love her
28 Blue blood male who works for the Fleet, though he's not a huge fan of them. Tends to be very quiet, self conscious about his odd features and will hold grudges just about forever. Hobbies include model kit creation/assembly/painting, studying ships and planes. a date may end up being something very low stakes and not a whole ton of walking because he has back issues, but he'll do his best to do whatever his date wants to do. he also can 100% carry most people under 6'2" despite this. all quads open, homoromantic in red/black
I don't have a lot of Fleet trolls, and seeing other Fleet trolls makes me wanna push what little I have. If new dynamics don't work, back plotting may also be possible via boot camps and past deployments, etc. So, I offer:
Keraunos, as mentioned in a previous post; is deployed often in space terraforming conquered planets. To cope with the guilt, they have an interest in art, history, anthropology, and collects stuff. Can be a little high energy at times depending on mood, but is pretty chill. A good date night would actually be low key. Arts and crafts would be a good, possibly shared interest, and I can see them being into model painting if introduced. Same hat a tiny bit with the back issues; tis why they got top surgery. Open in all quads because they're polyamorous.
I also have a former fleet member, a fuchsia with stained glass fins. His name is Archer, and he's retired from the Fleet but writes fantasy novels critiquing it :) Also has issues with walking, and over all would prefer quiet and low energy things. Very kind and calm. Is nonbinary though so I'm not sure if that's a yay or nay for your guy.
For some reason Masuni is pipping up a bit? He's a therapist that streams cozy comfy games; though he specializes in Lowbloods he's taken on varied... very varied... clients. Very soft guy, small, sees ghosts, loves dogs (but doesn't own one), and drinks coffee. He's homo in black and panromantic in pale, his red is taken.
Describe your troll on anon, and I'll tell you if any of mine would date/befriend them
