#aristo lore

[aristothetargetarcher]

Announcement to all Toon Handlers and Toons:

Do NOT let Aristo and Dandy alone in the same room.

If they are, Dandy's petals will not be seen again.

With warnings,

-Aristo's Toon Handler and Dandy's Toon Handler

[antikittysocial]

Remember the Taco Bell Down The Street™?

I was just eating dinner and for whatever reason remembered that, and thought of Aristo working with the other Toons there-

(Also, I could make it that's how Aristo met Gigi- Why? Because funny :3 (Probably won't though-))

PFFFFFFFF

aristo would walk in and immediately be crashed into the floor by goob with his stretchy armos and he'd go 'DANGER SIGN DANGER SIGN EVERYONE STOP EXTRACTING YOUR BLOOD IS EVERYONE ALIVE IS EVERYONE OKAY ANYONE NEED TO STOP FOR A BIT WE HAVE BANDAG- oh nvm haii aristo how you doin :3 FALSE ALARM IT'S A TARGET NOT A DANGER SIGN'

[antikittysocial]

i feel like it'd be DIFFICULT to get finn gigi or plosive (maybe sprout if we're counting him) away from twisted aristo just keeping hold of them all

like

aristo gave into the ichor BECAUSE of loneliness

twisted aristo is going to keep a hold of them and is not going to let them go a second time

nooooooo999 </3

[aristothetargetarcher]

have a new aristo skin

overgrown archer

so much moss...

[aristothetargetarcher]

Dialogue, yippee.

Some conversations with other toons to Aristo!

Get ready for a wall of words! (Credit to @antikittysocial for some of these!)

Astro: N/A

Boxten: N/A

Brightney:

"Do you think you can use that grappling hook to help others..?" -Brightney

"I could, but it'd hurt. A lot." -Aristo

"How would it hurt..?" -Brightney

"It's going to feel like getting hit by a wooden club at fast speeds." -Aristo

"Fair... fair." -Brightney

Connie: N/A

Cosmo: N/A

Finn:

"You ready for this?" -Aristo

"We'll do this as fast as fish in water!" -Finn

"Where's a time where we wouldn't?" -Aristo

"Never!" -Finn

"Exactly." -Aristo

Finn 2:

"Hey, Aristo!" -Finn

"Yeah? Whatcha want?" -Aristo

"I know your favorite fish! It's the Archerfish!" -Finn

"Wait, that's a reel fish?" -Aristo

"Yeah! I can tell you all about it once we get off these floors!" -Finn

Flutter:

"Hey, Flutter..?" -Aristo

"..?" -Flutter

"Sorry for hitting you with an arrow earlier..." -Aristo

"!!" -Flutter

"...Really?" -Aristo

"!!!" -Flutter

"Thank you for forgiving me..." -Aristo

Gigi:

"Can I have another arrow for my collection?" -Gigi

"Don't you have like ten of mine already..?" -Aristo

"You can never have too many!" -Gigi

"As long as we can get a game of Poker after this..." -Aristo

"Good deal for both of us!" -Gigi

Gigi 2:

"Want to go fishing with Finn after we're done here?" -Aristo

"As long as I get to keep the fish I catch this time." -Gigi

"Good enough of an answer, I'll go tell Finn you agreed next chance I get." -Aristo

Glisten: no.

Goob:

"Hey Aristo, you're looking down, want a hug?" -Goob

"Sure... just not too tight, remember, I'm made outta wood." -Aristo

"Oh yeah, almost forgot!" -Goob

"Hehah... Please don't forget that." -Aristo

Looey: N/A

Pebble:

"Ya doing good, I got to get you a treat after this..." -Aristo

"Arf!" -Pebble

"Ya know, as much as I don't like your owner, I can't hate your adorable little face." -Aristo

"Bwoof!" -Pebble

Poppy: N/A

RND: N/A

Rodger:

"Got anymore cases you need help with?" -Aristo

"Yes. I still need to find out who's behind... this." -Rodger

"Yeah... I'm still suspecting Dandy's behind this..." -Aristo

"You always suspect Dandy first." -Rodger

"But this time there's evidence this time." -Aristo

"You got to show me it." -Rodger

Scraps:

"Don't you even think of it." -Aristo

"Think of what?" -Scraps

"Your tail, plus my bullseye." -Aristo

"Come on, you're no fun." -Scraps

"I don't want another hole through my head." -Aristo

Sprout: N/A

Shrimpo:

"I HATE METAL!" -Shrimpo

"Me too, me too..." -Aristo

"...I HATE YOUR ARROWS!" -Shrimpo

"Come on, that's the one exception..." -Aristo

"I HATE EXCEPTIONS!" -Shrimpo

Shelly: N/A

Tisha:

"And I'm out intact!" -Aristo

"You almost didn't make it through that floor..." -Tisha

"But I did!" -Aristo

"Barely." -Tisha

Toodles:

"Aristo!" -Toodles

"Yeah?" -Aristo

"Can I look at your arrows?" -Toodles

"Rodger... wasn't so happy last time I showed you my archery stuff." -Aristo

"Is that a no..?" -Toodles

"..." -Aristo

"Aww..." -Toodles

Vee:

"Wood is still better than metal." -Aristo

"I can do more things you can." -Vee

"I can repair faster than you can." -Aristo

"I can take more hits." -Vee

"I'd like to see you try." -Aristo

AND WE'RE DONE HERE :3

[aristothetargetarcher]

[aristothetargetarcher]

"Yo anything you want?" -'Plosive

"send dudes" -Aristo

"what" -'Plosive

"i need the guys" -Aristo

"WHY??" -'Plosive

"we need to find out who's the best at cooking" -Aristo

"wouldn't that be cosmo or sprout" -'Plosive

"i said cooking not baking" -Aristo

"fair enough" -'Plosive

"they're coming ur way" -'Plosive

"holy shit i see them" -Aristo

"thank you" -Aristo

"np" -'Plosive

[aristothetargetarcher]

god damn it I forgot some dialogue

Uh

I forgot to put what Aristo says when

Descending to the next floor

Finishing a Machine

so here it goes

Descending to the next floor:

"More floors... More chances to lose..." -Aristo

"Can this be the last one..? Tired of close range, ya know." -Aristo

"How big even is this place..? Even after being here since season 2, I haven't seen it all." -Aristo (+ lore drop????)

Finishing a Machine:

"Would rather be anywhere else..." -Aristo

"One of the only things I agree with Shrimpo on... this sucks." -Aristo

"At least it's done..." -Aristo

"Lets just not hit that machine with the grapple now..." -Aristo