Sarkaz's Furnaceside Fables - Dr. Eve's Experience
It's been 2 days and I have been playing IS5 almost exclusively. Do I understand any of it? Nearly not. I'm also getting decked by Fremont every time he looks at me and I realize that I hate IS5 because I /am/ indeed bad at the game.
My IQ is a single digit, so I'm not sure I can provide any help. If I can judge based on IS2 through 4, it's a little bit easier to work with and the enemies are more familiar.
I just wanted to talk about the silly little things I found.
[Faith hands ten centimetres above your heart, spoken words flow into your blood, and bullets slide into your magazine.]
What a crazy line.
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[Herr Hraaselsuher
Albrecht Von Musbeast, Graf of the Spire of Rosen und Horns, is at your service, pledging to bring you lost treasures and hidden wisdom! He asks only for an occasional share of the haul, saying they're for his wife and daughter.]
Herr Albrecht Von Musbeast I would give my life to you.
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[Doodle of Hope
'I'm a Teekaz orphan. My parents died in a Catastrophe, and it was my Feline neighbor who raised me and treated me as one of his own. I can say with a clear conscience that I'm a descendant of the Ancients.]
Sweet baby, being adopted by a single dad, raised like a kitten. This is so innocent I sat there and cried to it. This doodle means everything to me, and it means a lot to the game since there are... Two? Three? Events that require its presence.
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SLUGKAZ OH NO, I DON'T WANT TO KILL THEM BUT... Did it just tell me to grab some lunch? This critter thinks it can boss me around?!
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I've had moments of Victory
And moments where I've asked myself 'Why?'
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Also, this? This is terrible, I hate it so much. What a terrible map.
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I also hated this, I forgot these even existed. They should've been abandoned in their chapter and wherever that art went, with, I think Horn actually getting mauled by the Mop.
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Also, I got him killed the first time but among the events, I managed to protect the Burdenbeast long enough to see him go. Be free. And stop climbing these mountains like that, I don't know if we will be around to save you again.
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He did *everything* in his power to make me miserable.
