So I was tagged by nico-canary
choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions in the read more first, then tag five people
I tag bitty-batty, kazenosoul, armacasio, and gingerwerk
1. do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?
Probably like season 2 of korra. It started as a crack ship but then it became OTP. Then it became canon and now it's great.
2. have you ever read fanfiction about 2?
3. has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr id?
Nope! But it'll probably become my screen saver in the near future.
4. if 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Oh god. They're kinda broken up since both of them are dead but I have read fanfictions where nepeta and equius didn't like each other. The character dynamics were so so great. They're so precious to me because of how important they were to each other.
5. why is 1 so important?
I fucking love Rose when I met her and Kanaya's freaking awesome as fuck. I can't find all the words I need to describe how much I love these two. Flight broads and their snarky horseshit. My ultimate OTP.
6. is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?
More of a serious ship because of the history these two have with each other but I do want them to be a funny ship because they both deserve to be happy with each other. I just want to read fanfictions of Bucky being happy with Steve and all the shit with Hydra didn't happen or he gains his memory back or well, honestly, a lot of AUs. (These two deserve happiness. I want it so bad.)
7. out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
Rosemary. All of their interactions until they met were full of great chemistry and fun snark. And like, their first date went pretty well (?) and I assume that things went well afterwards. Except for Rose's alcoholism. But like, Rose's last words killed me. Was it Kanaya? Was it Roxy? Or both????
8. of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
For me, Steve/Bucky. Man, Winter Soldier killed me. Steve having to kill his best friend and Bucky not remembering Steve and being used as an assassin and being brainwashed and tortured and ugh. All the fucking feels I have. And like, their past relationship is something I really like. Captain America: The First Avenger is probably one of my favorite marvel movies. I fucking love how Steve is so good and getting into fights for other people and Bucky having to save him and the whole protective friend trope is golden to me.
9. how many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?
10. which ship lasted the longest?
I guess Korrasami since they're a. both alive and b. still together
11. how many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?
12. if the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?
Probably 3. As much as I love Rosemary, Nepeta has hunting experience and can survive on her own while Equius' STRONG strength would help in a lot of situations. Plus, both being trolls are pretty sturdy.
13. did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
16. if all five ships were put into a couple’s hunger games, which couple would win?
Depends on stuff. Korra's avatar state would definitely be super powerful but then Steve/Bucky have a shit ton of combat experience and Steve's super soldier serum helps with healing him and stuff. But like I said already, Meowrails' strengths are pretty good and they have a strong dynamic. Rosemary would put up a good fight but that's if Rose has her magic or is grimdark. Dirkjake is kinda fucked compared to the rest.
17. has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Technically, overseas networks but no characters.
18. which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
19. have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
20. if an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
Probably Dirkjake. They're already broken up and have quite a few problems they gotta work out by themselves. :(