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It’s late, or maybe it’s early, depending on how one chooses to look at it, when Scott shows up at Danny’s front door, pounding loudly against it. It’s probably only because he knows Danny’s mom isn’t home, that he can make it through unscathed.The door opens and there’s a very groggy Danny standing there, looking one thousand percent unimpressed; Scott’s sure he can smell the alcohol wafting off of him, but he doesn’t even care, doesn’t even consider that as he leans in, mashing his lips against the other’s.“–…I dun’ wanna be fake b’yfriends anymore.”
Stanny. FIGHT ME I need it.
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 6 months. 3 years. a weekend. 6 ½ years
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - within a month
How was their first kiss? - drunk and a little sloppy. but the second one --- FIREWORKS I TELL YOU
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Danny
Who is the best man/men? - Jackson and Scott.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lydia and Kira
Who did the most planning? - Both
Who stressed the most? - Stiles
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - no one
Sex:
Who is on top? - it changes
Who is the one to instigate things? - Stiles. and his always horny self
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - few rounds
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - usually --- Stiles gets greedy sometimes okay.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - surrogates count right? then like 2
How many children will they adopt? - one.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they share
Who is the stricter parent? - Stiles
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Stiles
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Danny
Who is the more loved parent? - Danny
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Danny
Who cried the most at graduation? - Danny
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Stiles
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Danny
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Stiles
Who does the grocery shopping? - Danny
How often do they bake desserts? - once a week
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Stiles
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Stiles
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Stiles
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Danny
Who is really against chores? - Stiles
Who cleans up after the pets? - Danny
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Stiles
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Danny
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Stiles
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Danny
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Stiles
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERY FUCKING HOLIDAY
What are their goals for the relationship? - uuuhhhhhmmm happiness?? and a lack of supernatural BULLSHIT
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Stiles
Who plays the most pranks? - Stiles
[text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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[text;; danny] Guess all you want, Danny boy[text;; danny] I stand by the fact that I have no idea what you’re talking about
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Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudesaccepting || @armanicuddles
[text]: Danny... I don’t want to scare you BUT YOU SENT THESE TO LIAM DUNBAR.[text]: Unless you meant to send them to me... then okay, random, but nice.
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“I miss Danny. We was alot of fun. DANNNY!!!!!”
