*lounging in bed together*
Gai: ‘Kashi, you know what I think?
Kakashi: That you should stop saying “You know what I think?” every five minutes and letting me read Icha Icha in peace?
Gai: No. I think we should quit being ninjas and be pirates instead.
Kakashi: Pirates. Meaning thieves who travel on boats and rob sailors of their treasure?
Gai: Yes. Think of it; the adventure, the fresh air, the excitement and the —
Kakashi: Would never work, my dear. Not in a million, billion years.
Gai: Why not? You don’t think I could be cutthroat and ruthless like a pirate? Or that I lack the hardy spirit necessary for that type of lifestyle?
Kakashi: Gai, get real. You could never be on a ship for that long, in the sea. For God’s sake, you got “seasick” and threw up five times when we took that thirty minute ferry ride around the lake!
Gai, blushing: Oi, I just got sick that day because I’d eaten too much barbecue beforehand! Trust me, once I felt the wind on my face and smelled the salty water, I’d love it.
Kakashi: I suppose you may be right. *closes his book, scoots over to Gai and puts his arms around him* I guess it would be kind of romantic, eh? Just me and you on a ship, the hard waves rocking it back and forth and back and forth and —
Gai: *turns green, jumps out of bed and runs into the bathroom*
Kakashi: *opens his book back up* Hopefully I can get a few chapters in before he gets back …
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