#arrmaitee

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Author: Arrmaitee

Nr of Chapters: 7

Rating: M

Status: Finished

Type: Humor, Parody

Pairings: Multi-pairing.

Summary: SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, Wood’s panties, Vaseline, rope, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

Review: If you like randomness, everyone involved with everyone, and diary-like fics, this is it for you. For me Arrmaitee is like a freaking God of Parodies, it's a shame he hasn't written anything in years.

[gottalovethemyaoifandoms-blog]

Author: Arrmaitee

Nr of Chapters: 11

Rating: M

Status: Finished

Type: Romance, Humor, Parody

Pairings: Drarry, among others.

Summary: SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be "deflowered in seven days," unless he can first uncover the video's sordid secrets.

Review: This. THIIIIIS. Grab Harry Potter and The Ring, put them in a potions cauldron, then add perverted humor, and mix it all with the help of a yaoi fanboy. This is all true, ladies and gentleman [if you guys are out there].