#artemiselle

[skullcanons]

Hello! Can you grace us with a “You’re wrong and I’ll prove it.” With Sf Papyrus? Ps, I'm new and I love your blog!

Thank you!

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You were a ball of nervous energy as you approached Papyrus's house, said quiet skeleton by your side.

"listen, there's something i should tell you before i introduce you to my bro," Papyrus said just as the two of you reached the porch. Your heart dropped.

"He's not going to like me, is he?" you cut in before Papyrus could finish. "Shoot. I shouldn't have come. Is my outfit not-"

"no-no you're fine," Papyrus interrupted your tangent with a hand on your shoulder. Sighing, his shoulders slouched further down. "it's my bro. he's gonna cook you his 'special' burritos and, well, he's been trying but they're not exactly ready for human consumption yet."

"What?"

"yeah," he returned his hand to his pocket. "just pretend to take a bite while i distract him and i'll take care of it."

"Do you doubt my stomach Papyrus?" you questioned, just a tad offended.

Papyrus's eye-sockets widened slightly. "i didn't mean to-you just won't be able to eat them, kid. trust me."

You narrowed your eyes at your tall friend and straightened your shoulders. Turning your back, you marched up the front steps and knocked firmly on the door. Just before the door was practically thrown off its hinges, you turned toward Papyrus once more. "You're wrong and I'll prove it. Just watch."

"kid no-"

"Mutt! I see you have arrived with your pathetic human friend!" A tiny skeleton that just barely reached Papyrus's ribcage stood in the doorway. Despite his short stature, he still managed to look down on you. "Human peasant! I am the Mighty Magnificent Sans, though you may address me as Lord Sans."

"just sans works too," Papyrus added, gaining a glare from his brother.

"Did I ask you to speak?!" Sans demanded. Papyrus didn't even flinch. "That's what I thought. Anyways, come in peasant. You are fortunate for I have just finished preparing our meal!"

You grinned. "Great! Papyrus was just telling me how great of a cook you are!"

"W-why yes, I would say my skill in the kitchen is unparalleled!" Sans said with a slight stutter, a tiny blush lighting his cheeks for just a moment. "Though we will see how you are able to handle it. My cooking has been known to overwhelm others with its greatness."

"I'm sure I'll be fine," you said with a wink.

Sans lead you to a small table that could sit about four people. Three of the four places had plates with a large, loaded burrito in front of them. Hanging above the table was an oddly fitting bone chandelier.

"Have a seat, peasant!" Sans said, directing you to a chair right across from where Papyrus sat.

Before you could even comment on the food, Papyrus picked up his own burrito and took a large bite out of it. Though his facial expression didn't change in the slightest, his gaze on you did increase in intensity. "it's pretty good bro."

"Pap-Mutt!" Sans exclaimed. "Where are your manners! The guest always eats first!"

"It's fine," you cut in before the situation could escalate any further. Lifting the burrito from the plate, you made to bite it. "I'll just start now."

You took a large bite and froze almost as soon as the food hit your mouth. Slowly and deliberately, you chewed. The taste was indescribable. Your expression must have shut down because Sans was looking at you with ill-contained anticipation. Papyrus just looked vaguely worried.

"Sans this-" you paused, looking down at the food in your hands with wide eyes. "this is amazing!"

You took another large bite as the skeletons reeled from your reaction. As you chewed happily, Sans quickly contained his expression. "R-really?! I mean, of course, it is. After all, it is made by me!"

Papyrus looked at you with horrified admiration. "seriously?"

Rolling your eyes, you took one last bite, finishing the burrito off. "Papyrus, I'll try anything once, and I've tried some weird crap. This is honestly pretty tame in comparison. Never underestimate my stomach again."

"i, uh, i won't."

[jolie-in-the-underground]

I just- i just fricking like Q. He's one of my favorite au sans now. Uh I have a question too. Is it alright to wrote fanfiction of him? I may or may not, but I'm partially asking for others who may want to do the same. Uh sorry if this is asked before ^^;

Aw, thank you so much! It brings me such happiness to see people enjoying my content and especially my ridiculous, digital troll son!

As for writing fanfiction about him, while I am super flattered that you like Q enough to want to put in that kind of effort, I’m actually going to have to ask you and anyone else so inclined to refrain.

I have quite a lot of content planned for Q and his involvement with SSLL via Skeleton ex Machina, and I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it! I just feel that I’m still really working on fleshing Q out and getting to know him myself, and the idea of allowing other people to start writing for him makes me feel... uneasy. Like, I love my boy so much, you guys, and the idea of anyone not me (or @tyranttortoise and @nighttimepixels) writing him while I’m still really actively doing so myself is not a thought that gives me any sort of pleasure (beyond just the general ‘omg you guys like him that much???‘).

I’m sure that, one day, I’ll feel comfortable enough to let Q off the proverbial apron strings, but considering it hasn’t even been one month since I released Skeleton ex Machina, it’s going to be a bit.

I hope you guys will indulge me in this for at least a little while. I’m always a little protective of my creations when they’re fresh off the presses. I feel like his ink’s still wet X’D

Now just a note, this request does NOT apply to fanart. Seriously, feel free to do all the fanart you like (I mean unless you’re looking to cheat and write a comic story about him instead of a fanfic i guess lol. that’s just rude), I love seeing you guys draw my son! It may seem a little hypocritical at first, allowing one and not the other, but I just feel there’s a huge difference between them. One is a snapshot, an illustration... the other delves into Q’s thought processes, still developing history and personality, and character development I have planned for him. Having a lot of strangers that I have no connection to, or familiarity with (nighttimepixels is literally my sister, and tyranttortoise is a friend and writer I’m familiar with and trust to portray Q accurately to the very best of her considerable abilities) undertaking the same process with the character at the same time as me makes me quite uncomfortable.

So, please indulge me on this for awhile ;w; I love all you guys and super appreciate your support, but I’d really feel better if I could grow the character awhile longer before making him open to being written about by others!

[thepopatochispfren]

3rd Place Prize!

i know this is going out of order but the 2nd place prize winner hasn’t got back to me yet. *announcer voice* so here is your prize @artemiselle!

under the cut

matchup thing: I'm 5"8, with brown eyes, long black hair, tan skin, and I wear glasses. While I am sociable and I like acquainting myself with people, I fear commitment. (Off to a great start, aren't we? xD) It takes a while for me to open up to someone, but I give my all to a relationship I deem very important. I can tell whether or not someone wants to be friends with me. I'm not shy, maybe a little bit too forward- which makes me appear awkward when I realize I was acting too blunt. I'm sometimes called odd and eccentric, for whatever reasons people come up with? I love hugs even though I freeze up whenever they're initiated, studying behavioral psychology, and shows like Sherlock BBC. I tend to be more of a listener than a talker with most people. I tend to keep my issues with myself, thinking that it keeps my relationships tidy and uncluttered, but I found that it does the exact opposite- so now I value proper communication above all in everything. I'm more logical than empathic, I am that person willing to help talk you into finding a solution to your problems- I'm not that good with comforting people. I appreciate someone who is willing to be just as honest and blunt as I am, especially in a discussion, someone who won't sugarcoat things for me and tell me the facts with good intention.

 papyrus, i choose you! yea so i think you would be best matched up with ut papyrus, the ol' sweetheart. he's very patient and kind, so he'd be willing to go as slow or as fast as you want in your relationship. though he tends to talk on and on about certain subjects without noticing the person's disinterest, he's also willing to listen to any problems you may have and help the best he can with them. he doesn't really mind your bluntness, and actually enjoys it sometimes because he has some friends who tend to go around questions. though sometimes your bluntness may be a bit rude sometimes, the sweetheart doesn't take it to heart and knows that you don't have any bad intentions through them. he loves affection also and will usually be the one to initiate them, he thinks it's kinda cute of you to freeze up a bit. he does his best to try and be interested in things you are, or at least have some knowledge of it so he can converse with you about it. but try talking about the more obvious details of your favorite shows because he might take some time trying to figure out what's happening. he doesn't mind you being more of a listening type of person because he always has lots of things that he wants to talk about with you, even if most conversations do turn out to be one-sided. he also to be generally blunt himself but he knows that, even if he may try to seem oblivious which he is really good at. one of his mottos is "HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY" so he is very open about things with you and will always tell the truth! ....well unless it's about himself because he doesn't want to burden you with his own issues, but if you kindly ask him about it he will slowly tell you about it. he may leave some details out though.

[raccoonsinqueen-taxes]

I can imagine that Uf!Papyrus is a neat freak and likes order and perfection. The essence of a ballerina is usually portrayed as a graceful woman with an expression of gentleness, without a single hair out of place. So, I tried to draw the pretty ballerina MC as a girl who had her hair down and a girl with a defiant expression.

*cough* Totally didn’t fail the background, it’s all according to plan. Uhh the poorly drawn bars on the background represent the illusion- well not really- of captivity the ballerina is going through. Since she is witty enough to maybe one day free herself from the Underfell brothers’ cage. There! Totally saved it! *cough*

- artemiselle

Your 3000% correct in everyway, and I’m IN LOVE with this! That’s almost exactly how I imagine Ballerina-Chan, just with a different color scheme <3 

Also, this motivated me to finish the latest chapter, which I had 1/2 finished in my google drive folder for like 3 weeks (●´ヮ` ●)ゞ But your amazing art has pushed me to none laziness so thank you!

[ttylundertale]

Hello! Matchup, please? I may appear awkward and closed-off. It takes a long while for me to find close friends, for I carefully choose who I invest my time in. I don't really initiate conversations often. I enjoy philosophical debates, it's something that'll really get my attention! I may never admit that I love cuddling. "Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it" is a quote that I really like. I value sitting in a comfortable silence with someone I trust.

i hc you with stretch!!

He’s fairly closed off, and not much of a talker unless talked to first, imo. That would sit well for the both of you, as he understands the want to have philosophical conversations. The silence you two would share would not be uncomfortable, because loves sitting in silence, as well, just thinking. The quote really hits him hard, with everything that he’s been through. So yeah! Underswap Papyrus.

[skullcanons]

Hmm maybe love interest! I'd imagine an anime revolving around how you write imagines of certain hot skeleboys (winkwink) and then they become real and proceed to pester you :D

So I used this as a prompt for my Undertale Anniversary thing.

I honestly didn’t realise what this was for until just now. 

I think my general reaction to the above scenario would be to make everyone comfortable and then freak out.

[skullcanons]

Seeing your blog made me happy- didn't even realize I was that active! xD keep being awesome~

Thank you so much, you don’t know how much it means to me that I make you happy.

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Hi! UT Lovestory Matchup, please? My hobbies change, causeI get tired of routine. I'm sociable, but it takes a long while to get to know me. I don't reallyinitiate conversations unless I find someone interesting. I enjoy philosophical debates with close friends. I may never admit that I love cuddling, like, I am willing to cuddle for eternity if it comes down to it. The end justifies the means" and "Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it" are quotes that I really like.

{Oh, yeah, my first matchup~

I hope I did it right }

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 Rusis usually a creature of habit since he is too lazy for thinking about newactivities. The fact that you are more flexible could help him to improvehimself and, maybe, becoming less lazy than he is (Sans will be proud of youtoo, if you success this epic quest).

Papyrusis always curious to figure out your new hobbies and passions, it is apossibility for him to learn new notions and increase his cultural heritage aswell, despite the fact that he knows more subjects than you could ever imagine(sometime he is just too modest). Rus really needs something new in his life, althoughhe never admits it. You could bring sunshine in his life, so he feels like his existencehas still significance in the world.

Heis a cold person from the very beginning and he never starts conversations withothers first, just like you. He likes pondering about things; Rus has aphilosophical mind, too. I may think the first time you had a conversation withhim was during one of those philosophical debates. You were chatting withyour friends normally, and then his attention has been captured by somethingyou said, so he spoke, revealing his ideas about that subject. You could notimagine where he came from; these behaviours of his sometimes are really creepy,he likes observing people from the dark. This is how you met him.

Thetwo of you love having philosophical debates in the middle of the night or whenyou’ re particularly inspired. Your room (or anywhere you want) becomes your personal Agora where the two of you discuss about anything for hours. Rushas an open mind, so he can talk about any argument. No conversation is goingto be boring with him.

Papyrussecretly loves cuddles but he respects personal space, too. When he understandsyou likes cuddles, it’s just like winning the lottery for him. He becomes veryaffectionate when he cares about someone. It is a victory for the both of you.

Papyrus shares the quotesyou mentioned, too. In fact, he respects only who deserves it (thesepeople are not so much and you are one of those few souls).