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@ttylundertale
send me things!!!!
ok im writing now
that was a lie i was lying to you
send me things!!!!
ok im writing now
send me things!!!!
Could I please get some Susie girlfriend headcanons? (Also I'm lesbian so bonus points if you could do that, but you don't have to lol). Thank you!
Susie
ok so since i just got into a new relationship you can have all sorts of fluffy things
also i took liberties because i don't know who you are
she got a crush on you cause you two were sat next to each other on the wall during recess (which, this school absolutely had shut up)
you didn't turn in a library book on time and had to pay recess because of it, and susie wasn't sure why she was on the wall but she knew she had to be
you tried to talk to her about why she was on the wall, despite her scary nature, but she would keep brushing you off
when recess ended and you stood up to go inside, she didn't and you skipped class to talk to her
this ended up with her leaning against you telling some of her problems
the Next day, she catches you before you enter the classroom to give you her phone number. you can't really tell but you think she was blushing under her hair
when you text her, she responds a little too eagerly, and won't stop making spelling errors
(she answers in 1 word texts most of the time)
one day she says these words: "We should go to the diner, so I don't get hungry and take a bite of your cute face, punk."
you two go and she won't look up from twiddling her thumbs, and so you move to sit next to her to which she freezes up
you kiss her snout and she jerks back in surprise
"What did y— I mean, why did you— Why me of all monsters I'm— I mean I—"
she stops because you put your hand on her hand and she looks down
you brush the hair out of her face, heart pounding in your ears, practically out of your chest, as you look in her eyes
"Wow..." that's all susie can say
origin story complete,
she's very protective as a girlfriend, she's never had someone who was close to her like this
when you two are together she won't let go of your hand, even if it's impractical to hold on
(like in class she cant right with her right hand but she's using her left to hold yours so she suffers through because she absolutely loves the way your palm feels against her
that's all I got folx
hello........ can i get some good ol dating ralsei hcs im in love with that sweetheart
YEAH
Ralsei
his hat has two permanent bumps from his horns
for halloween he dressed up as a low effort wizard (he glues glow in the dark stars on his hat)
hes very ticklish. while they were all chillin susie asked ralsei if he was ticklish and he blushed and said no. kris overheard this and called out bullshit, to which ralsei turns around to face kris and susie takes it upon herself to tickle him. (sidenote, this is the first time kris has heard susie give a genuine laugh, at the expense of the tickling of ralsei)
ralsei has a shirt on underneath his cloak that is floral print
his fave color is pink
ralsei has a small crush on kris and susie but does not want to act on it (im not projecting what)
the worst cuss hes ever said is damn, and he said it because he accidently tore his cloak at the hem.
his dream date is a small dusk picnic watching the sun set. hes always had an affiliation with the dusk
he loves to cuddle, but he has to be the big spoon because hell feel overheated if hes the little spoon
rules
(updated)
alright!
so this is an undertale imagines blog, i do the following:
imagines
headcannons
reactions
matchups
ttyls (what is this?)
roleplay
i accept the following so far:
undertale (obv lmao)
deltarune
other:
the ask limit is 6 characters, which i think is a good number
nsfw is not allowed
suggestive is fine
terfs do not interact
NO RAPE/INCEST/PEDOPHILIA (no f/on/tcest)
same goes for dd/lg and kink blogs
ok now that th serious stuff is out of the way lets talk neat things
im dakota
my pronouns are he/him
im a transboy but anyway
im gay af
im really friendly!!!! dont be scared of me i love talking to ppl online
im a minor, 17, so yh
ive updated these badboys
what if i were to resurface now
yeah i might be back on my bullshit
oh im a senior now and ive matured quite a bit. learned im gay and i love boys. im hoplessly romantic so lets see if i can turn that energy into writing
what if i were to resurface now
yeah i might be back on my bullshit
what if i were to resurface now
Kisses I want to write about:
Goodbye kisses: Lingering and hard for longer times apart. Ones that curve A’s body against B’s and cause hands to splay against backs. Or short pecks, maybe not even completely on the mouth for short trips to the grocery store. Hello kisses: After long periods apart, these can include A picking up B and spinning them around. Fingers pressing into cheeks, palms cupping necks, and breathless laughs when they finally come up for air. Breathless kisses: A series of short pecks because they need the closeness but they also need air, so. Sometimes smiles come in between, or sometimes its just breath, gasping for the sole purpose of being able to kiss again. Heated kisses: Breath huffing into mouths, angrily or passionately. Hands grabbing at clothing and pulling each other closer. First kisses: Hesitant and nervous. Lips hover inches from each other for a few seconds before they just barely brush. It’s just a soft press, but it ignites their entire bodies. Pinkies link afterwards, still wanting to be close, and each looks down, smiling softly. After sex kisses: Lazy, slow presses. Limbs pressed together, chests heaving. Soft murmurs about what to do for dinner later, fingers trailing down backs, tracing lazy patterns. B rolling onto their back and A trailing their lips down their neck, kissing their shoulder, their chest, anywhere they can think of, memorizing B. Morning kisses: Barely awake kisses that usually end up on jaws or cheeks because A is too tired to land it properly. B makes a sleepy sound and rolls into A, nuzzling their face into their neck, ankles hooking together, while A drapes their arms around B and they fall back asleep for a while. Post-break up kisses: Soft and slow. Hands on each other’s arms in a way that neither can tell if the other is pushing away or pulling closer. The kiss ends with their foreheads pressed together, neither wanting it to be true that this is happening. Christmas kisses: More smile than actual kiss. A holds mistletoe above their heads while B rolls their eyes, but pulls A down by the collar of their ugly Christmas sweater for a heated kiss. A takes B by the waist and walks forward until they are around the corner, away from the prying eyes and hoots of the rest of their friends and family. Comforting kisses: B walks into find A sitting on the bed, shoulders shaking, cheeks wet. A looks up, face looking stricken for a moment. B is shocked, and quietly says A’s name. At this, A breaks, face crumpling, and only barely has time to reach both hands out for B before B is there, kneeling at A’s feet. B takes A’s hands first, kissing their knuckles and palms. Then B reaches up to hold A’s face, pressing soft kisses around their cheeks, their lips, murmuring “it’s okay” and “you’re alright” and “I’m here” in between. “I thought I lost you” kisses: The breath is knocked out of both of them with the force that they collide with. Hands grip the back of t-shirts and palms are pressed up and under shirts, holding them close, feeling the warmth of their skin. Palms are pressed to cheeks, thumbs swiping away tears until their mouths collide messily, the world seeming to disappear around them. “We can’t do this” kisses: Fists clenched, hands shoved into pockets. Brows low or brought together, jaws clenched. A feeling like a magnetic pull between them. Their foreheads press together, their lips brush, just barely, until B pulls away with a shaking exhale, forehead dropping into A’s neck. “Come to bed” kisses: A has their hands on B’s neck, murmuring the phrase softly. A’s hands slide down B’s arms to their hands, lacing their fingers together and slowly starting to pull B towards their bedroom. A continues to pepper B with kisses all the while, trailing them down their jaw and neck. “You look beautiful” kisses: Just a soft press of lips to the temple, resting them there for a moment, then smiling down and telling them as much. “I’ll be right back” kisses: A puts their hands on B’s shoulders from behind them, where they are sat on the couch. He leans down and around, while B turns his head a little, accepting the quick peck. “I missed you” kisses: Long and relentless, holding their body close, arms wrapped completely around their waist. A burying their head in B’s neck and pressing kisses there too. Angry kisses: Hard, gripping. Fists in clothes, shoving each other against walls. Fingers digging into hips. But the kisses always melt away from that. They turn into brushes of lips between shaking breaths, until they’re out of energy and are left just standing there, holding each other, fingers carding through hair. Sad kisses: Almost not a kiss at all. Just holding onto each other tightly, A’s lips pressed to B’s temple, whispering soft words, desperately trying to provide whatever comfort they can. In the dark kisses: The movie plays in the background, but A and B are hardly paying attention from the back row. They kiss soundlessly, long and soft, fingers locked. A’s arm is thrown behind B’s seat, wrist bent to curl their fingers into B’s hair. Dying kisses: A holds B in their arms, panicked, crying. Murmurs of “no, no, no.” Salt on their lips from tears. Voice cracking. Holding on tightly to their shirt, their shoulder, their hand, roughly pulling them against their body, anything to try and keep them tethered to this earth. Kissing them as they die (“no. No, stay awake—“), Kissing them once more even with the life has left their body (No. God, come back. Please, come back. Please, look at me, I’m right here”).
:D Could i ask what a fusion between UT UF MT and HT Sans would be like with their s/o please
these are written from the fusions pov - M.M.
Undertale-Sans/Gem!S/O:
You’re almost immediately overwhelmed by the exhaustion. You’re excited, sure, but you’re tired. Stars, you’re so, so tired. But this is new, & there’s no time to sleep when there’s a whole new you to explore. Maybe after a few experiments, then you could take a nap.
Underfell-Sans/Gem!S/O:
What the fuck. What the fuck. Ohmygod!! You’re…you’re…you. You’re big & new &…ohmygod you & Sans fused. You & the gem. Sans. You. You’re both you. & you fused. Haha. Hahaha. You’re laughing. You’re laughing so hard that you’re crying. No. You’re not crying. He is?? You are?? You’re both crying, everyone’s crying. But the tears are happy ones.
Underswap-Sans/Gem!S/O:
You’re overflowing with energy, but there’s an underlying tiredness wriggling at the back of your mind. You can’t believe it. This is…incredible!! Worthy of exploration, investigation–but first, to measure your abilities!! What can you do?? What can you both do??? It’s all so new & exciting!!!
Mob/Mafiatale-Sans/Gem!S/O:
Well that’s…new. Actually, this is all pretty new. Unexpected, sure. Definitely worrying. Possibly? But what’s to be worried about, when there’s so much time to spend being you? No use thinking about the “if & when,” when there’s so much “now” to focus on!
Horrortale-Sans/Gem!S/O:
Stars no. No no nono nonono you’re frightened. You’re terrified. He’s terrified. Your nerves are racing & he’s screaming you’re screaming everything is screaming that this is wrong & bad. No. No not so bad. You assure him. Yourself. It’s not too bad. Relax. Calm. Think things through. It’s okay. You’re okay.
LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING!!!
Oh my gosh!!! I finally hit 5000+ followers???? Really didn’t think this would happen but here we are! So in celebration of all of you sticking around through my many mood swings and self indulgent posts I decided to do one of those raffles I see everywhere.
RULES:
1. Because this is for my followers, you have to be following me to participate. But also dont just follow me for the raffle cause that wouldn’t be cool.
2. Like stated above, one like and one reblog. I don’t want anyone getting spammed. Only one reblog will count!!
And thats it for the rules because I havent really thought this through too much.
Prizes!!
3rd place will receive a single character full body piece, fully coloured!
2nd place will get a 2 to 3 character full body, fully coloured
1st place will get a short comic!! Meaning not a full story or anything like that. As in, a scene from a fanfic you really like (with writer’s permission) or a couple of nerds doing some nerd stuff.
What I will draw!!
° Undertale is my obvious specialty, but i’ll draw from any fandom as long as I have proper references.
° Ocs (I love ocs alright??)
° nsfw things. But they’ll be posted on my nsfw blog
What I CANT draw
°Mechas. Please be kind
Deadline is Halloween because I love Halloween
So that gives you a while to reblog ヽ(*・ω・)ノ
Good luck and all that!!! And thank you all for being awesome and supportive!! It’s really meant a lot to me these past few months, and I love you guys (*¯ ³¯*)♡
Oooooohhhhh, thats a nice take on short cuts xD.
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this is how i imagine sans 'teleporting' ("*don't worry, i know a shortcut"). message me for questions bc i tend to make my writing confusing, haha.
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I step backward, my magic flaring alive around me. My terminus is somewhere I've been too so often, on lonely nights and drunken escapes. I fold the world, making my body weightless, scrunching the distance between my location and my destination. In my line of sight, I see brilliant shades of blue and purple, attacking each other for dominance in my eyes. It's as if a tear opens up where I walk, showing me this secret that I, alone, carry.
The next moment is a blur, riddled with a pounding headache and the memory of a lost friend. I wonder why I haven't thought of him in so long? He was my mentor, my father figure, the one I fought so hard to protect. Where is he? I don't remember him falling. I don't remember a funeral service, I don't remebe--
I land on my bed, watching the rift close in front of me as I lay on the familiar comfort, a soft throbbing in my head. Everytime I take my shortcut, my migraine worsens. I'm still trying to understand the logistics behind these trips, but I think I'll nap to avoid the headache.
Draw Red in a meme format. Any meme. He'd approve.
ok
Draw Red in a meme format. Any meme. He'd approve.
ok
@missfangirl-slightly-obsessive hella also my art blog is @isaw7birds which is why that's the watermark