#arthoughts

[bowserphobia]

the year is 2003. my mom needs to use the phone, and i explain to her that i have just spun the Wheel of Monotony,,

[hal-ware]

You disgust me.

[bowserphobia]

When ur the same height as your little brother sitting down 😔

[bowserphobia]

don’t think I ever posted this one, Ludwig and Lemmy. My hc is that theyre the two oldest, and there was a time when it was just the two of them before Roy hatched

[bowserphobia]

tony soprano is so racist that he's like "why do i have a tummy ache. it must be because i went to an indian restaurant >:-(" when NO it's because you had two BIG dinners, one at your bff's restaurant where you have run up a four figure tab you have zero intention paying back, so he probably took a gamble on the discount clams and now you have-a the food poisoning. AND pussy's a rat

[bowserphobia]

i think it would be funny if even toadsworth found out about luigi and bowser before mario did

[bowserphobia]

In theory I COULD leave him by the window where he’s happiest while I go grocery shopping and he’d probably just sit there indefinitely, but I can’t because there’s always the chance he’ll randomly try to kill himself

[bowserphobia]

if not for a thin yet indestructible layer of no-homo, jd/turk is canon