#arthur asks

[dumbpupbarks]

!!!! i'm a fleshlight :3 u can use me!!

you are ? i was just looking for one lucky mee wish i was snug inside you and petting your fur at the same time. if that’s alright ^_^

[le4ves-1n-the-w1nd]

*... There was a tiny baby on Leaf's bed. It didn't looked like him at all, which was somewhat of a relief. It had orange hair, and one blue eye and the other copper collored. He was playing with a plushie of a fox, as if being on a stranger's bed was perfectly normal, because Leaf had never seen that baby before*

( @littlemoonreaper )

Leaf paused at the doorway of his room, Lillie in his arms. There was a baby in his bed.

A baby

The kid didn't look like him at all, but it might have been less confusing if he had been. If the kid had been biologically Leaf's, it would make some sense to dump them in his room.

"uh, hi there. Are you lost?"

[alpaca-writes]

I’d like to introduce Vikram (whumper) who’s the son of a billionaire. He’s hardworking and always rewards his employees. But he hates being disrespected and becomes extremely vindictive when it happens. He’s very intelligent and owns his own estate, which of course gives him the opportunity to kidnap whumpees and torture them to death :(

(Physical description- blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, broad frame, wears a tux if he’s going outside).

Vikram: hello! *puts out a hand to shake.

Lyrem clasps the man’s hand, with a genuine smile painting his face. Lyrem studies Vikram closely, as if trying to remember him from long ago. 

“My my! I think you were about the size of a loaf of bread the last time I saw you! And I see that you have grown into your father’s good looks!” Lyrem finally releases his hold on the man’s hands and sighs graciously. “You might be surprised to know I did a bit of work for him, way, way back- before he struck gold with his investments.” 

Lyrem winks playfully under his greying-to-white brows. Before the conversation could continue any further, a firm hand shoves the old man out of the way. 

Arthur looks up from his phone, thankful to have one for the moment, since he needed to quickly use it for Urban Dictionary after hearing an unfamiliar term.

“Whumpees,” he started with flaming eyes. He ignored the disdainful glares from Lyrem who moved to stand behind him. “You torture people? You hurt them and- and kill them for kicks? What the hell is wrong with you, man?”

“Cwsg sydyn,”

Arthur felt a quick pinch at the back of his neck and promptly collapsed to the ground. Lyrem stood behind him, with a quick roll of his eyes. 

“That’s a spell I learned from the fae,” he explained. “It was enough to put Merlin out for a while. With this idiot, it may last a few weeks.”

There was an awkward pause as the two men stood over Arthur’s body. 

Lyrem looked up to Vikram, expectantly. 

“Well? You can take him if you want him. I certainly don’t.”

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I decided to take an unusual angle with this one, I hope you don’t mind that Lyrem inserts himself into Vikram’s father’s past. I love Damro and Vikram, by the way! 

Thank you so much for the ask! And I am sorry that Arch was unavailable to meet Vikram this time around.

- Alpaca

[msaluna]

"Hey uh, so Luna? Ella and I got to thinking on gifts aaaaaaand we came up with this!" Arthur delivers a small red envelope to Luna. Inside the envelope is a small jeweled pendant: a polished oval of turquoise coiled in an ornate weaving of coppery wire to both contain and display the fine stone.

“Oh my gosh! I love it!” Luna takes out the pendent and holds it gently in her hand. Admiring the details and beauty of the jewelry, before looking up with a gritty little smile that seems to sparkle. 

“ You both are so sweet with this. Look at how pretty it is! Thank you!” Luna gives them both a hug! “Merry Christmas Arthur! Happy Yule Ella! Love you both!”  @nerv0usm3chanic @littlemediumella

[unshakenprettyboah]

Hey Arthur. What's with Cowboys and saying yeehaw and calling everybody fellers.

"It's jus' the way we speak? Like Spanish men roll their R's . We say feller and yeehaw, other then that I ain't given it much thought."

[sato-arthur]

I'll tell my band mates about you, hehehehhehe ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

- @hyp-3-r

. . . Okay? I really don't care.

[sato-arthur]

AYO?!

A band with the same objective as us raghhh (・∀・)人(・∀・)

— @hyp-3-r

Hm? Well, I suppose our objective can be rather common. Still, I don't see it as a bad thing.

Also, hello.

[quinnchyourthirst]

My future wife can not and will not indulge in such behaviour. Don't worry my dearest y/n, before I'll marry you I'll make sure your reputation is repaired and past forgotten. We need to lock you up in monastery for a year or four, where you will learn how to be a lady and nuns will teach you everything you will ever need to know.

Arthur Havisham

In a WHAT?!