#arthur blablate

[malfunctioningartie]

I pretty much stopped using this blog so if you guys are looking for me, I'll be @malfunctioningtotem from now on

[malfunctioningtotem]

The perks of living in a multilingual family.

After having diner at a friend's place, I noticed something about my family diners. My mother being fluent in English, Italian and German and my sister speaking German we always end up insulting each other under our breathes in different languages. And then my dad is sitting there looking so lost and can't seem to follow when his wife calls my sister a stronza or stuffs along the line and my sister replies with a very angry Blödes Arschloch.

[malfunctioningartie]

well i guess it cuts short all my plans to study in the UK in my final bachelor year well

[malfunctioningartie]

i’m such a good friend

[malfunctioningartie]

robin-red-r a réagi à votre diaporama “@jasontoddsucks and i’s friendship summed up from my point of view”

"I can't believe you forgot I'm gay"

don't judge me i'm a mess

[malfunctioningartie]

having to talk about fellatio in my sociology finals wasn't what i expected when i enrolled in uni tbh

[malfunctioningartie]

i must have missed a whole lot of sociology lectures because when i went through my friend's notes it jumped straight from experimental cinema to "what's a polymorphic pervert?". I am a bit lost tbh

[malfunctioningartie]

me : i've never studied this long in year mate

friend : for how long have you been studying?

me : about 10 minutes