wait a minute, is ARTHUR ASHLEY still in town? i thought i saw a flash of a fake gold chain, a handful of rings and menthol cigarettes! last i heard they were working as a PRIVATE BUSINESSMAN nearby. when it’s the (scorpio)’s birthday on 11/12. i forget that they’re DISHONEST and celebrate that they’re ALLURING. i hear MONTERO by LIL NAS X every time i think of them.
⌠ robert pattinson, 36, queer, gender fluid, he/they.⌡
i don’t know much about him, we’ll figure him out as we go, just wanted to give a couple plot points. [ tw family death ]
♚ native to centralia, he’s been in and out way too many times to count. he never tells anyone, he simply disappears and nobody knows where he’s at, and then he’s back one morning getting his coffee with the rest of the people.
♚ he had 3 older siblings, but they all died in a car accident with his parents when arthur was like five years old. he had been with his grandparents while they all went to some kind of football game of one of the kids- he was always too stubborn and misbehaved for those trips.
♚ when they all passed, arthur stayed under the care of his grandma, who he loved dearly, but as arthur grew older and required more attention, the woman found a passion for gambling and mimosas, so arthur had to deal by himself.
♚ he was like thirteen the first time he realized he could con someone just with his mouth. he was a talker, and he had really good verbal skills, so when he got fifty dollars out of an old recorder that was worth less than twenty, he got hooked.
♚ to this day, he lives off of conning people, and stuff he does here and there outside of the city.
♚ he’s been married before, but he made sure he got married to a rich cheating girl, so he could catch her and get a good pension out of it because adultery. he’s very fucking smart and will use anything in his favor.
♚ very very charming, will try to get you hooked into some kind of pyramid scheme if he can. you don’t know how he gets you until he does.
♚ his grandma is still alive, and she’s still addicted to gambling and playing old people games. she does a friend card game reunion. she’s also kind of con artist herself, ngl. but arthur steals from her. idk it’s toxic. but it works.
♚ someone pls get him to feel something. thank you.
