#arthuriantold

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Alex: So, Willie is the person I’ve been seeing recently.

Willie: … Why are you two looking at me like I’m a zoo animal?

Luke: Well, Alex sort of acts like the mom amongst us, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you’re our new dad.

Willie: But you know it’s nothing like that, right?

Reggie: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?

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@arthuriantold​ || starter call.

she was unbelievable. not being able to read the girl’s mind was a curse and a relief.  sometime, edward got anxious around her,  she was human and he couldn’t know what she was thinking, but he was always amused, happy even.  —  ❛ i just told you that i can read minds and that’s your reaction ?? ❜  —   he was restraining a smile, still waiting for her to run from him and secretly wishing that she didn’t

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Reggie: Luke no.

Luke: Luke yes.

Alex: Luke no.

Luke: Luke maybe.

Julie: Luke no.

Luke: Luke no.

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Reggie: [Whispers to Luke] Hey, tell her “you have beautiful eyes”.

Luke: That’s good! Great idea.

Luke: [To Julie] I have beautiful eyes.

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Luke: Alex, I'll give it to you straight.

Alex: Gross.

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Reggie: Where have you been?

Luke: What?

Alex: Huh?

Reggie: I’ve been trying to call you through the psychic bond you guys told me we had when I was too scared to go to camp.

Luke & Alex: *look between each other*

Alex, looking at Reggie: Oh, yes. That is totally real.

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Luke: I know that if anything happened to me and Julie, you and Alex are responsible enough to raise our kids.

Reggie: Wait. That’s what a godfather does?

Luke: ...

Reggie: I mean, I knew that. I can handle it. But just real quick, what’s a good book on parenting that you could recommend?

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Reggie: I promised Julie we wouldn’t do anything stupid!

Luke: Why would you lie to my girlfriend like that?!