so we know zombie movies never want to call them zombies, they're always calling them Insert Things™
so consider the comedy of a movie where our first main guy has come up with different Names™
but then we have them encounter another character that shuts it down like
Person 1: Oh shit its a Sprinter™!
Person 2: A what?
P1: You know. A Sprinter™.
P2: Thats just a zombie dude.
P1: okay but there's different types-
P2: It's a fast zombie. that's a slow zombie. why are we doing this
P1: LET ME HAVE THIS.
could also have another scene later in the hypothetical movie where they encounter a Special One that P2 hasnt met before
P2: What the fuck is tha-
P1: EXPLODER™, GET BACK
P2: THERE'S EXPLODING ONES?!
P1: *smirking to themself while dealing with the Exploder™*









