#artificialashley

[artificialqueens]

Inspired by Greek fic is such a cool concept!!

Haha, thanks!! Miss you!! XOXO

[zwritestuff]

1, 5 and 28 x

thank you ashley!! 🥰💓

1.  your favourite playlist (made by yourself or someone else)

this one!! it’s called “songs for when you’re feeling very lesbian” and it’s fucking amazing

5.  5 tv shows that cheer you up

in no particular order:

- casados con hijos

- derry girls

- csi las vegas

- floricienta

- literally any soap opera my mom is invested into atm, those are always fun to look for the sheer stupidity of it all

28. a good-will story you’ve heard on the news that’s made you feel hopeful

not really the news, but i saw a video of a little girl that learned sign language to talk to the deaf mail-man and it made me cry

[artificialqueens]

coming back from the dead to say Id give every penny in my bank account to read n19f again for the first time. it is ortegas magnum opus and I have never found adoration, relatability, comfort and inspiration from a fic like that ever. and I won’t ever stop saying it. as she is well aware, I am incredibly willing to drop anything to read it’s successor or any crumb she will give. but it’s okay if there’s no crumbs because it just gives me an excuse to reread the OG that one more time xxx

I love it when you come back from the dead!!!! 😘😘😘

LINK

(Also Ortega I have a business proposition for you based on this ask, which involves a large mallet and a shared PayPal account. DM me.)

[artificialqueens]

today a job interview complimented my fucking drag race fanfiction and said he wanted to know what happened next so for anyone doubting that what were doing here is not real writing then remind yourself that you are mistaken, we are legends and go make that google doc your bitch !!!! (to clarify, he was unaware he was reading drag race fanfiction)

Yaaaas I'm so glad you submitted it, haha! I love you and I'm super proud!! Thanks for this lovely message, babe!

[artificialqueens]

conspiracy theory: ella vaday was cast on drag race uk after the concerning nature of the AQ discourse to show everyone what the true definition of a milf is

Lol!! I love this theory. Although I don't know if it had the effect you wanted--didn't someone send in an ask calling Krystal a milf?

(Personally, I have come to accept that me and the kids have vastly different definitions of the word and that's okay.)

[artificialqueens]

I write about what I think ortega will like to read

Hahaha, actually this isn't bad advice. Write for a specific person. Love you muffin!!! 😘

[artificialqueens]

late but crygi recs…anything by atresia (crystal isn’t counting if you want fluff, arch back heart attack for smut), the mystery of the journal by zyan, conflicted looks good on you by mina

Thanks darling!!

Atresia's tag: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/tagged/atresia

Crystal Isn't Counting: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/tagged/crystal-isnt-counting

Arch Back, Heart Attack: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/post/622122754499641344/arch-back-heart-attack-crystal-x-gigi

Conflicted Looks Good on You: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/post/620220219249639425/conflicted-looks-good-on-you-crystal-x-gigi

(Zyan's isn't here anymore, feel free to reply with the link!)

[artificialqueens]

Not to self promo but for the last two anons, I have something coming quite soon resembling an enemies to lovers where Aurora is the resident bitch and Tayce is the new girl (in flashbacks) so you shouldn’t have to wait long x

Bitch you better self promo 👑