Jan 22, 2020
Things that I love about my girlfriend:
She straight up just calls me a thot. And she’s not wrong.
She then asks me what “thot” means to make sure she’s using it correctly.
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Things that I love about my girlfriend:
She straight up just calls me a thot. And she’s not wrong.
She then asks me what “thot” means to make sure she’s using it correctly.
Me and Ary were on the phone and she’s stopped to get some food, going through a drivethru.
And 😂 she fuckin loves Arizona iced tea. So she got excited when she found a can of it still in her car. Given some familial bs she’s been dealing with recently I said “a blessing from the goddess Sappho”
And Ary fuckin replies “no, you’re a blessing from the goddess Sappho”
AND THE LADY AT THE DRIVE THRU HEARD HER BUT DIDNT REALIZE SHE WAS ON THE PHONE AND GOT SO CONFUSED 😂😂
I just hear Ary cracking up on the other side of the phone trying to explain to this woman that she’s on the phone with me, her gf and like, didn’t mean it as a come on 😂😂😂
Y’all. Look at this babe 😂
Oh don’t mind me, I’m just dying
I feel like I should just start a thread called “Ary Quotes”. I dunno, maybe. But for now:
*in reference to periods being a sucky cock block*
Ary: “it’s not CUTERUS”
Tales from California
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a god damn soul:
Ary: *internally* “Why is my girlfriend watching this kids show when we could be having sex?”
Still no one:
Ary: “Let me just fix that real quick”
@tapdancingbrain
Ok but what’s the memory? 👀
Long story very very short: I went on a trip out to CA to see Ary right? Well at one point I was kneeling on the floor next to the bed at our Airbnb. And I’d been there for like, a solid 15-20 minutes so my knees were starting to hurt. So I reached over for a pillow and put it under my knees.
The part that’s been stuck in my head all morning is Ary sitting up slightly on the bed and in between panting saying “are you fucking getting comfortable??” And then I didn’t say anything except chuckle and went back to who what I was doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How are you so cute? How do the thing you cutie? - TotallyNotYourGirlfriend
I just love to make you smile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯