Release The Bees

Im Rachael, 27F, not available to you plebs,

[tidal-rose-the-space-dragon]

I didn’t make the image but HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE FIERY FISTFIGHTING LESBIAN

[rumismira]

What do you mean this isn’t canon (10/?)

[waterfire1848]

Rumi: Wait. You know the names of your teeth?

Mira: Don’t you?

Rumi: I don’t even know the name of my father.

[unicyclehippo]

rip to the huntrx fans when the how its done music video features a solid minute of video of them doing real martial arts. & then rip to doogle (demon hunter world google) algorithm bc suddenly everyone is doogling HUNTRX FIGHT??? HUNTRX CAN FIGHT?? CAN RUMI / MIRA / ZOEY FROM HUNTRX FIGHT?? DID HUNTRX MANKAE JUST DEATH SPIRAL RUMI LIVE ON CAM???? HOW MANY GUYS CAN I TAKE MEME BLANK

[unicyclehippo]

i do think that with the name & the branding n how it would help to explain random weirdness, huntr/x leans hard into the Branding of being "demon hunters". so the music videos are a toss up between being deeply personal (see golden) versus weirdass demon hunting stuff n they shoot a lot of their videos in the forest where rumi runs in golden & the stunt people are like. its the weirdest coolest job ever. we explained this bow & arrow stunt to rumi once & she nodded, picked up the bow & shot the target from 70ft. & they have ZERO fear jumping off things like zoey flung herself off a ledge onto the crash pads & giggled the whole time. the insurance guys cant come to set ever tehy get so sweaty & nervous & they have to sit down & crunch numbers to calm down

[unicyclehippo]

they also obviously do a lot of city scenes for their demon hunting & im just imagining them decked out in "armour" like their golden era pauldrons n stuff & pausing for a break & theres a small crowd of fans watching from behind these balustrades to keep them back while they're filming in a gross alley & workaholic rumi always wanders over when theyre on a break or doing a reset & greets people & she's always sooo nice & signs a lot of stuff & is so apologetic when they only have a few minutes or so to talk between takes. but there are fans who come back when its a multiday shoot & rumi remembers their names once she sees them a second time & once she remembered their name at a fan signing like Months later & the fan fully burst into tears theyre like YOU REMEMBER ME? & rumis like OH NO IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT CRY OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU, YOU BROUGHT ME THAT FIGURINE YOU MADE RIGHT?? n the fanis like. sniffling theyre like YEAH i designed n 3d printed it, it has your braid! & rumis like I LOVED IT!! its on my shelf at home, see? & quickly finds a photo of it on her shelf & the fan starts crying again

[unicyclehippo]

rumi loves her stunt double she thinks she's the coolest person in the world & they're almost dopplegangers shes like . oh im sorry to make this depressing but when she looks at her double shes like. if only i could be like her (free, beautiful, brave). n her double is maybe a few years older than her & she loves to go shopping w rumi shes always like you would look hot in this. i know because i look hot in this. & rumis Always like ah. i cannot. but then her patterns get revealed & she calls her double up & shes like UNNIE CAN WE GO SHOPPING NOW & her stuntie is like YES FINALLY YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[unicyclehippo]

ok they have this big push before one of their video releases where they’re like we had so much fun making this video & a huge shout out to our stunt doubles who are AMAZINGGGG & they do a series of little behidn the scenes videos of huntr/x versus stunties games like silly ones like three legged races & exercise ones like who can do the most push ups in 30 seconds & then they get REALLY competitive about keep the balloon off the floor & mira watches rumi & zoey get way too into it & she’s like. for the good of the honmoon & our secrets I must end this. & pops the balloon. rumi screams before she knows what she’s doing she’s like YOU KILLED HER. zoey starts crying. mira looks at the camera person like. they were going to break bones soon. I did what I had to do. nod if you understand. & the camera shakily “nods” up & down

[unicyclehippo]

the fans figure out exactly where the keep the balloon off the floor competition happened & build a shrine for the balloon 🎈 & when rumi & zoey find out they sneak away to visit it & leave flowers at the shrine & take photos in front of it & caption it w like. we will never forget you & the joy you brought to our lives. revenge will be swift 🐢 🔪 💜 🔪 & that’s the day the prank war begins. rip mira

[unicyclehippo]

in the wake of the IDOLs I think zoey starts another prank war because a) it helps squash any rumours that huntrx is breaking up & b) it helps take Rumi from sulking in her bedroom n being like blegh im scary im a demon and a monster blegh and turns her into oh ill fucking end your life right here and now zoey you put GLITTER in my CONDITIONER? I have SEVEN MILES OF GLITTER HAIR NOW YOURE DEAD

& most of the prank war is captured on like. Zoeys extremely blurry go pros (one dedicated YouTuber is like. if I did the maths right, she’s running 60km per hour…) as she shrieks n rumi catapults herself over the railing to bounce off the couch cushions & tackle her to the ground

& then there’s another contingent I think the fans divide themselves into like. oh they gotta have some kinda warrior name for it like. queens guard for rumi, death dancers (?) for Mira, turtle tanks for zoey.

anyway the fans follow all three of them but they make a game of like not “cross contaminating” the prank streams like they won’t give spoilers to zoey on stuff Rumi or Mira have planned or set up on their streams. but it’s just a lot of silly whimsy n also all the fans are like 😭 they really love each other bc Mira is like musing on pranks n she’s like obviously the point of a prank is that the other person likes it & chat is like. Um! What about when u hunted zoey through the park the other night. & miras like. Beatific smile. Great question! She loved that. but yeah miras like ok the pranks can’t involve anything that Zoey would be sad if it got ruined which honestly means bedrooms are out of the question, the studio as well, and NO WAY any of her notebooks take collateral damage. ok yknow what would really make her laugh?

& then Zoeys stream the next day or whatever is just her Howling with laughter bc her like ten thousand pairs of Cool Sneakers have all been replaced with doll shoes. like dollhouse doll shoes teeny tiny perfect replicas. n at one point she’s just. Weeping soundlessly she’s laughing so hard she’s like I’m gonna throw up

[jimalim]

Rumi headbutts the girls a lot post canon. Randomly and gently pushing her forehead against them like a cat. They don't quite know why she does it, but they don't complain. They find it cute, and it's pretty clear it's a sign of endearment.

One day Mira can't take it anymore and has to ask what she's doing, cause Rumi only ever does this to her and Zoey and surely that means something, right?

"I do it anytime I want to kiss you." Rumi sheepishly admits.

Zoey coos so aggressively she almost starts crying. Mira's eyes do tear up and she pulls Rumi close so she can headbutt her, soft and lingering. She pulls back and Zoey swoops in to replace Mira's forehead with her own upon Rumi's. Mira pushes in again, this time her head pressing against Rumi's neck. Zoey pulls back to do the same on the other side.

Rumi gets the message and this time, she finally kisses them.

[lenaskzorel]

ryu rumi as GTA 6 cover girl 🔥💜

[ilikecrocssuckit]

Zoey: Everybody look at my hot rainbow sherbet girlfriend!! pulls out shin-kal Now look away cuz she's mine and any more ogling and you're gonna lose those filthy eyeballs. *Nimona shark grin*

[lenaskzorel]

they should interlock their carabiners 💜❤️

[b-quieter]

Rumi and Zoey, every time Mira walks out of the room, are the type of parents who try so hard to get “Eomma” to be their daughters first word.

Mira of course claims to not care about being her daughter’s first word. She doesn’t, really, but she’s the one who’s reading their daughter stories every night, and sounding out words at the grocery story, and talking to their infant like she’s a grown adult, not a babbling little girl who thinks it’s hilarious every time Mira hands her a piece of produce to place in the basket.

Their daughter is pretty slow to talking, though. Zoey’s not sure where that came from but she knows damn well it’s not from her. But that’s fine, their girl will take the world at her own pace.

Until, of course, Mira has to leave for a photoshoot for the day.

Mira: I left food in the fridge. For you guys and for her. She’ll eat the peaches but only if it’s on the blue spoon and she’ll take these really small bites-

Zoey: *giggling* we know, babe. It’s our kid too.

Mira: and I’ll call at lunch. If this director makes me stay late I’m gonna kick his ass-

Rumi: *leans in and pecks Mira on the lips* -we got it, jagiya. Have a great day, Mir <3

Mira: *visibly relaxing a little, then leaning down to kiss the baby’s forehead* I’ll see all three of you later. I love you <3

Baby: *fussing and squirming in Rumis arms, getting Big Mad that Mira isn’t picking her up*

Mira: *visibly losing her nerve to leave* wait, just one more kiss-

Baby: *begins to cry*

Zoey: *rushing Mira towards the door* babe, go right now or you’re not making that call time-

Mira: *hesitating and looking agonized* okay. Okay, let me just-

Baby: *wailing* Eommaaaa! Nooo!!!

Polytrix: *stopping dead in their tracks*

Mira: *tearing up, immediately scooping the baby out of Rumi’s arms* oh, my girl, I’m here-

Rumi and Zoey: *also tearing up, but sharing a fist bump behind Mira’s back where she can’t see it*

Rumi: wait, Mir, your photoshoot-

Mira: *snuggling the baby very close, shushing her and bouncing her on her hip until she quiets down* I’m not going. I’m never leaving this apartment again. Oh my god, our baby is talking-

Rumi: and you were her first word, Mira. She was calling out for you 🥺

Zoey: *sniffling* well, no doubt she’s your kid. Her second word was no.

[satis-sun]

mira has mastered the art of looking like the most competent person in the room while actively participating in the bad idea.

[notnkgm]

happy pride!!!

[awildcaro]

Happy pride from a professional of both Gay and Crime

[shattersaurus]

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[shattersaurus]

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[bumblbytrash]

Ngl, as a lesbian obsessed with triceratops, I feel robbed. All of this is sick as shit tho

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[couchcouchcouchcouchcouchcouch]

Mira: I think I should be compensated for the amount of people I haven’t murdered so far in my career.

Zoey: Best I got is kisses.

Mira: Acceptable.

[dailycaitvi]

happy pride month!