Reggie’s Diary: Operation Seat Heist
Dear Diary, Dad still has not learned. You would think after approximately 4,712 successful seat thefts he would understand the rules. The moment he stands up—whether it’s to get a drink, go to the bathroom, grab a camera, pet a cat, or simply stretch—I activate Operation Seat Heist. The second his butt leaves the chair, I launch. Now, some critics (Arya) claim I move slowly. This is…









