#asari-bartender

[shepardsleftboob]

asari-bartender replied to your post: asari-bartender replied to your post: Do you...

twerking on someone sounds incredibly dirty

Its like the human mating call omg

[shepardsleftboob]

asari-bartender replied to your post: Do you want to…… well you know…… HAVE LUSTY SEX AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES ALL NIGHT?

*touches butt and leaves*

how do I even reply to that

[deltahalo]

asari-bartender replied to your post: i’m skipping a party tomorrow with cake and...

why not go to the party, steal the cake and champagne and then go to daltons and have cake, champagne, and chicken fingers

because dalton lives in the middle of nowhere, there's literally a higher population of cows than there are of people where he lives, it's like an hour and half drive for nola

though that is a good plan, hmm, if only i had a helicopter

[matriarch-aethyta]

*strokes ur icon*

o-oh~ 

[vvitchmouth]

[19:26:18] Ariana Vallee: so

how do

[19:26:28] Matriarch Aethyta: good

i'm about to see what cran grape, sprite, and this citrus rum tastes like together

[19:27:05] Ariana Vallee: you have

rum

a l c o h o l

garth drink?

[19:27:49] Matriarch Aethyta: ha

haha

you're funn

y

[19:27:57] Ariana Vallee: i kno

[19:28:06] Matriarch Aethyta: you're not really i was lying

[19:28:10] Ariana Vallee: ouch

[deltahalo]

asari-bartender replied to your post: asari-bartender replied to your post: ...

oh no that’s all true, but I’m a sucker for fight scenes so he may or may not be one of my favourite directors. maybe. probably not. let’s lean toward the not here

I really liked The Island with Scarlett Johansen and Ewan McGregor. I think that's the first Michael Bay movie I saw. The action scenes were well done. I don't hate Transformers but I hate Shia LeBeouf so I think that's why I don't like the movies cause of that little shit

[deltahalo]

asari-bartender replied to your post: Someone start a movie production studio with me. I...

michael bay makes amazing action sequences tho

i don't really have anything against his movies i just don't like him as a person. he seems like a jaded asshole that doesn't give a shit about canon or his fans

[deltahalo]

asari-bartender replied to your post: someone play mass effect with me i can’t...

of course you post this literally .375 seconds after i turn my xbox off

it ok we'll play later