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[mistchievous]

Season 2 hair screamed the Texas beauty pageant saying: ‘The higher the hair, the closer to God.’

If you’re old like me you will get this me - it looked like they added a ‘bump-it’ 😂😂😂

THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MESSAGE ANYONE HAS EVER SENT ME.

I'M DYINGGG.

@extasiswings, READ THIS. 🤣

[sketchy-saram]

I’m tired, y’all.

I’m tired of thinking about the way my body looks all the time, like a radio that never turns off.

I’m an artist. I get busy and distracted easily. And some days, I don’t eat much. I forget. I put my coffee in the microwave and leave it there for 5 hours. I have one real meal, and then stay up until the wee hours working on something, and then I grab a bowl of fruit and eat that before I go to bed.

And I hate how I feel like that’s a virtue. How I feel like that is a *good* thing that I’m doing. That those hours I’m not eating are a badge I can show to people who look at me and think I’m fat. Who see me and figure I’m unhealthy; that I’m shoving cake into my mouth 24/7. How sick is that? And I catch myself doing it, and I fight against myself when I do it. But it’s always there, in the back of my mind.

And I hate this constant, exhausting state of having to explain away my body as something I am just...always, always ALWAYS a little bit ashamed of. Waiting for some kind of exoneration that will never come. Constantly writing a mental plea to some faceless judge inside my brain of all the reasons why I should be allowed some shred of self-worth and self-esteem and just *five GODDAMN minutes of freedom* from thinking about the fact that I am fat. That my arms jiggle. That my thighs dimple. That my stomach spills over my pants. 

I want to love myself. Heck, I’d settle for body neutrality. And a lot of the time, I think I can manage it, but tonight in this Chili’s, I am just...it feels impossible. It feels like I’ll always just look in the mirror and be so dissatisfied with what I see, and that I’ll be torn in half between the two sides: Love yourself the way you are. You deserve respect and happiness no matter your size. And... 

You are fat. And that is all you will *ever* be.

Edit: And I hate that I can’t tell people in my life this because they will try to reassure me that I’m Not Fat *like I don’t have fucking EYES*, or will be like ‘here’s diet and exercise!’ like I’ve never heard of either in my life, and I’ll stand there feeling Stupid for having brought it up when what I really want is just peace and to feel Good About Myself, but how do you fix that, and how do you change the world?? So why bother.

safasd Okay I’m going to bed.

[madnessinthishouse]

Soy la vergüenza de vergüenzas, dije que regresaría y desaparecí otra vez. Muchas cosas, sinceramente, no sé que me pasó (?) But rlly, no pasa día que no piense en el rol de aquí y en los plots y siempre digo que voy a regresar y se me va el día en pendejadas.

[panasop]

Commission Appreciation

SELEINA (left) and YLERIA (right)

AHHHHHH guys i cannot stress ENOUGH how much i love this piece. This was a commission done by @veari , someone who continues to show me how AMAZING she is, not only as an artist but as a person as well. The image itself is of my Worgen druid Seleina and my Night Elf mage Yleria, two characters that, while not my oldest characters irl, are the OC pairing that are the oldest in my HC. and HOLY SHIT did Veari knock this one out of the park. I never even ASKED for those beautiful flowers, she did that herself, but just that little detail honestly makes the drawing 1000X better!! The image itself was just supposed to be them posing for their wedding painting, and it is just so good!

This is perhaps one of my favorite commissions she’s done, it’s so amazing. If any of you are ever on the lookout for an amazing artist who is not only dedicated but hugely creative, look no further (that is when she opens her comms XD)

Seriously, i know i gushed over my last commission but by God i am LIVING for this art, thank you so much Vi, you’re amazing! :D

[kisekishotoes]

i read a post calling naruto manipulative or that he is manipulative and honestly i can see how that comes off but ??? frankly he’s just really persuasive and hwo the narrative is written it just ends up that naruto talks , gets his point across , and then changes everyone’s mindset he comes into regardless of how many years they’ve thought they way they have and formed their opinions - naruto was able to sway them with a little #determination and a little bit of #bluntlydumb 

he is stubborn and strong willed but i also felt there were moments where certain characters should not have “Seen his side” so quickly , if that makes sense . like shit i really loved the wave country arc because naruto was CONVINCED and SEEN how morally grey ninjas can be and that being “bad” isn’t necessarily all encompassing and then that mentality / knowledge kind of . . . disappeared. i think maybe he got caught up in the idea that people needs him and he’s the only one that can save people which lmao ain’t true and truthfully that just stems back to his desperation of acceptance and now he CAN be loved but he just has to CONTINUE BEING THE STRONGEST AND SAVING EVERYONE TO DO IT which. lmao. ain’t healthy

BUT YEAH NO I DIGRESS SERIOUSLY NARUTO IS VERY PERSUASIVE BUT ALSO IM TAKIGN THE REIGNS AND SAYING that he shouldn’t win with his opinion all the time and naruto is not in the right , all the the time , when it comes to some issues and that rather than an absolute it should be very flexible , very moldable , depending on situation but also accepting of change to his mentality of other’s view points

[toffeen]

Finally! Here’s part two -a better one asdfasd- of the ideas of the chicken akuma. You can check out the first part right here.

And since I forgot it last time, here’s the link to the song that started everything.

Bonus: The full picture of the akuma design (kinda).

[writerproblem193]

Some really gay things I’d like to share with you, because One Direction came up on shuffle:

I (heterosexually obviously) used to construct little mental stories to go along with the songs that had me “in the role of the singer” pursuing a girl. These stories were so consistent that I can still literally see them like memories when i listen to the songs. 

Also, my friends used to love One Direction, and they always bugged me about who my favourite was. I said Harry — because he, like me, had dark brown hair. That was consciously my reasoning. 

I was such a useless lesbian. 

[mistchievous]

Yes you do!

So, it's a northern Italy / austrian tradition.

It's a horned demon that follows sant Nicholas (santa claus basically) and scares the kids.

In some cities on the night of sant Nicholas, the krampus hide in the shades to take the naughty kids away.

SO, THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS "NO, MIST. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW."

What the everloving FUCK is this, Nic!?

I'm blocking you effective immediately.