#asecondsmile

[therapardalis]

FMK: Simcoe, Gamble, Ben

[FMK meme from a totally mysterious Anon (though I have my suspicions ...)]

"Well, this depends on a few variables ... for example who's had a bath recently, notlookingatanyoneMrGamble.

First let me say that I wouldn't be marrying any of them, mostly for financial reasons.

Bedroom frolics ... it's a tougher decision than it first appears. Probably Ben, given the other two are more than likely to bring a knife to bed with them and I am absolutely not about that.

Kill ... well I haven't done it so far, but ... sorry, Arthur, but you're the boy most likely!

[brassandblue]

✧ - asecondsmile *lowkey insert biggest, cheekiest grin*

(send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.)

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[therapardalis]

✵ from her 'favorite' :)

[One of these for @asecondsmile. (Accepting)]

Their first impression of your muse:HE’S THREATENING BEN!

Current impression:He’s probably still threatening Ben, but it’s all just bullshit unless he’s given the actual job.

Are they attracted to your muse?:... I wouldn’t exactly call it that.

Something they find frightening about your muse:That he thinks he has a sense of humour.

Something they find adorable about your muse:That he thinks he has a sense of humour.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:This is incredibly, exceptionally unlikely. That’s not to say she wouldn’t save him if the circumstances were right, but sacrifice herself? Nope.

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:Stop that at once.

One word my muse would use to describe yours:... Dedicated.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?:... He hasn’t quite pushed her that far, but sometimes it’s bloody tempting!

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:When did he last wash?

[therapardalis]

*Side-eyeing @majorxbuddyxboy *

"Arthur is that you?"

[therapardalis]

A don't suppose y'ever harassed a fellow about bathin', did ya?

"That wasn't harassment, that was a public service."

[brassandblue]

hey @asecondsmile I read a fic once where that bump to the head Gamble gave Ben actually gave Ben amnesia, so he took Benny back to Andre who saw an obvious opportunity

IT WAS GOOD STUFF

[therapardalis]

[Have You Ever meme for @asecondsmile ]

( late 'have you ever' meme? ) "Have ya ever heard the wolf cry t' the blue-corn moon? Or asked the grinnin' bobcat why he grins?" ;}

“The blue-corn moon is a bit of nonsense, Mr Sutherland, and I hope you’re not inferring that the bobcat might be you?”

[therapardalis]

[Non-Verbal Meme from @asecondsmile​.]

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair (from Gambs because he's feeling like getting in trouble today) ------------

Her first issue was in somehow letting him get so close. The second one was seeing something in his hand, which she only just managed to not flinch away from before realising what it was. Unfortunately she didn't get a chance to see exactly what flower it was before he was touching her - ! - only on the hair but with fingers that were very definitely not made for that sort of thing.

Thera hunched back like a cat who didn’t want to be petted, resisted the urge to hiss and bat a warning paw. But then the deed was done, and she settled for studying him with narrowed eyes and hoping the blossom wasn’t stinkweed or something like that. And even if it wasn’t ... her jaw firmed, because there had to be more to this than met the eye.

“Alright. What did you do?”