#aseriouscomedian

[mechanicaldance]

aseriouscomedian

If she still wants a hug, Jonathan is around.

@redgentleengie

Emelie indeed wanted a hug and she did know Jonathan was around. She considered him a friend, a good friend at that. She paused before tentatively opening her arms. Normally she wouldn’t ask like this.

[littlexstarlightx]

@aseriouscomedian com on {x} (this is how you convince Daddy that Baby is okay to bring into the Pizzaplex. ;))

{Missy built her without permission but she’s got her problems...:  (A small list ) Things Baby will more then likely do around the new Plex:  - Bite people ( nasty costumers) even more so if her ‘mother’ is involved - Climb through the vents to (<protical; Find mother>) or to play with the Mini MM’s - Constantly ask to watch cartoons on the ‘help’ stations / talk to them randomly before running off to play with other children - Will watch Atticus intently , stand at the ends of halls just to creep him out and even on occasion passive aggressively threaten him.             “ My father says that if you set him on fire again ....he’ll wear you like a meat suit~!” Little giggle and runs off to play innocent with Melissa. 

[monmuses]

✏ - If you want! :3

Send ✏ and I will draw your muse to the best of my abilities!

Send ✂ and I will draw my muse instead! Please specify which muse when applicable.

// *fuckin hate writing bubble letters but i already committed to it ahjdwhjads

[preciouspixie]

🌸?

Oh gosh where to begin... Uhh, I'll go with a pretty weird one, for the sake of it.

Team Rocket's Meowth, from the Pokemon anime series! TR has always been my favorite group of villains, or anti-heros, or what have you- I had a crush on all three of them, really (the one Jesse developed after rewatching years later), but Meowth was the first one of them! I think it was the voice that made me so interested? Props to the voice actress, she's amazing!! I just thought a smug, greedy little cat with a big heart, who was a hopeless romantic, was just!! so cute!!! I developed a self insert for him, if I can find pictures of her I may post later, her name was Minnie! She was a Nurse Joy who preferred healing Pokemon in a more intimate setting, so she moved out to the woods to take care of any hurt wild Pokemon. Like, for example, one that had fainted from a Trainer but hadn't gotten captured, or a wild Meowth that for some reason shot into the sky and fell in a tree, who knows.

[teamfortressaswell]

Mun... soft.....

I’m hard as hell!!!!

[ardate]

Ghost BC is Ghost Before Copia. Once the Rat King becomes the next pope, we switch to Ghost AD (After Death).

This is an epiphany and an omen

[infamouslydorky]

Yeehaw, Cowboy.

Engie’s a man I do adore

And parodies I love yet more

So when you did That™ to my good boi,

I felt the words rise up in me

The tune led on, the end to see

So here. Have my best yeehaw, cowboy.

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowwwowowwwwwboyyyy.

Well the man is a devoted one

To his Dispenser and Sentry Gun

With Teleporters too, what a smart boi.

He helps his team get on that point

The enemy’s blown out of joint

And he lets out a triumphant yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowwwowowwwwwboyyyy.

But then in comes the sneaky Spy

That dastardly stale French fry

To sap and to backstab my good boi

Or perhaps a drunk with stickybombs

A crazed patriot that can’t be calmed

To cool and to break his yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowwwowowwwwwboyyyy.

They say he’s in that graveyard still

Swallowing that bitter pill

The machines he built unable to create more joy

But soon, they say, he’ll rise again

Rebuild, upgrade, move out, and then

Let out a quiet but proud yeehaw, cowboy!

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy.

And when the dust settles again

There will be no doubters then

That the Engineer is a great boi

Religious or not, he’s got the peace

To see his enemies’ struggles cease

Before releasing a final yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowboy

Yeehaw, cowwwowowwwwwboyyyy.

[oceandiagonale]

Glad you're on the rebound. :D Can I commission a quick crustacean boy for a Ko-fi or two?

oh, absolutely!! my ko-fi’s open even when I’m not active here--and I’ll always have ko-fis done within a week (usually less)!