[IF YOU WON’T ACKNOWLEDGE MY SEXUALITY (Asexual Alligator) WHY SHOULD I BOTHER WITH YOURS?]
Heterosexu-what?
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[IF YOU WON’T ACKNOWLEDGE MY SEXUALITY (Asexual Alligator) WHY SHOULD I BOTHER WITH YOURS?]
Heterosexu-what?
[DON’T DOUBT YOURSELF (Asexual Alligator) HOW COULD ANYONE ELSE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU?]
[YOU CAN’T JUST NEVER HAVE SEX” (Asexual Alligator) WATCH ME]
What you once thought impossible, here before your very eyes! I’m like a wizard!
[RAISE YOUR HAND (Asexual Alligator) IF YOU THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JOKING ABOUT WANTING SEX]
[DON’T LET ANYONE (Asexual Alligator) JUDGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP]
[YOUR FEELINGS (Asexual Alligator) ARE WORTHWHILE]
[NOT (Asexual Alligator) HETEROSEXUAL]
Sometimes I refer to myself outside the heterosexual realm and I can see people side-eyeing me even though THEY KNOW. Come on, guys. Get there.
[GO AHEAD! (Asexual Alligator) LABEL YOURSELF!]
Don’t let anyone tell you not to!