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Are U a SFTH fan?

Very good, now choose a thing for me to rewatch:

Which SFTH Longform should I rewatch?

We Buried The Wrong Guy

Never Give Annabelle A Gun

Divorces and Teddy Bears

The Office Affair

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#shoot from the hip #sfthposting #sfth #we buried the wrong guy #never give annabelle a gun #divorces and teddy bears #the office affair

Is this... a sfth reference.... at my place of work

#sfth #shoot from the hip #shoot from the hip posting #shootimpro

I love how in Burglary and Bobsledding when Mr. Skelter said he knew his children would've been great bobsledders ever since they came out of their mother's womb, you can just feel that everyone in the room immediately had the same mental image ToT

#A TWELVE SECOND LABOUR #straight out the door and straight down the mountain #that part killed me when I first watched it #I love burglary and bobsledding it's so underrated #sfth #shoot from the hip #burglary and bobsledding

When you are trying to embark on a successful lesbian relationship but they steal the sandwich with Your name on it! So you try to fix the relationship with a diy wedding, but you get stuck in the hole in the wall on the way there. Now you try again with a weekend getaway to a cabin, but she doesn't know what an effigy is!!! Now you are in couples therapy listing why she loves herself. Your therapists name is Amanda. She tells you the best thing to do from here is leave. What do you do with your single life? You go for a walk to troll bridge, say hi to Pinocchio who can finally pick the grapes! And visit the tailor nearby, looking at the cardboard Julius and stegosaurus in the corner. You decide it's time for a sweet treat, so you go to the baker on baker street, and walk to the circus. After watching a very silly elephant, you look out on the pond through one of the many windows and imagine. You read a book, talking about Caesar and Juliet while at the seaside by the lighthouse, curtains and all. You finish Caesar and Juliet, then read a history book about the world wars. It talks about the very prevalent ballet scene at the time, and the Germans in 1942, flirting with French women. You get on a plane. You forgot your passport and argue with Krampus. Then you get on the plane and you have an out of body experience involving melons and lemons. You go to a poetry recital and your gaydar is off the charts listening to the poem about some guy having a threesome from the perspective of the jealous butler. You also hear one called Lost In Your Eyes, it makes you cry. You meet some strange man called Melson Nelson, he's taking notes on a very absorbent piece of paper, with "papers papers papers" stamped on it. Hes odd. You go to the Jazz Club and meet some creep called Henry, hes obsessed with the towns happy lesbians. Eww! Then you leave. You go home and read about Mrs. Maria Prostitute. And about an old murder case, the murder of Frankie the stripper. You feel strange. You decide to take a break from the books. On your way to the haberdashery, you eat a lemon melon meringue pie! Its yummy. What else is yummy? Soup! You try this wizards dog soup. Its weirdly chewy and unpleasant. You watch a movie with Hugh Jackman, but only think about his son, scary one, that boy. You see an ad in the paper for the Evil Make A Wish Foundation. MOVING ON! You visit the family farm, eating gouda with your sister Astrid, a massive sfth Fan. You gossip together, partly about the neighbors being obsessed with football/soccer, you talk briefly about the bald HOA president you live next to, he's obsessed with mazes. She teaches you a very English Dance, you pick Bluebells, marigolds, and buttercups, despite it being the off season. Even the final petal. She also teaches you the origin of Rock Paper Scissors. Fascinating. She gives you a sci-fi story she wrote for you to proofread. Its called where did the moon go. She is an amazing writer. You talk to her neighbors, asking her what it was like to see the sonic boom. You read about some gay aubergine farmers and gay soldiers to celebrate pride month. Yay! She's tells you about the beetroot competition, and how dangerous it can get. They even report seeing the judge Andre Beetroot at the winter Olympics, talking to the bobsledding team. She introduced you to the milkman, David. You watch Oos Your Dad with Astrid. When you were gone, you would astral project to communicate. The headaches were awful. When telling her about when you met Henry at the bar, you joke about him saying WHERE COWBOYS???. your life is a highway to hell. You hear from your old therapist, before Amanda, he's a pirate now! You were talking and he mentioned hearing a bunch of weird stuff from the chimney. You think to yourself one night, with how lucky I am, im an assassin's nightmare! You try to fly back home, but there's a monsooooooon. You get settled and decide to stay. :) she tells you about the other creepy coworker. Hes had so many wives, takes them to his chalet, and comes back alone.

Someone at Astrids school got really into the dark arts around the time her dad supposedly died. She's seen him though. Maybe he took the highway to hull. Also about her school, the lollipop lady is super intense. Killed a guy for "big jimmy" after he got involved in some sketchy business. You dont want to visit your grandma, but you still do. She tells you all about this haunted diary/family heirloom. "Oh my visionary!" You exclaimed! This is crazier than the scar she got from a dragon years ago. Sorry about our nan, you say to Astrid. After you get over the hickory fence at nans house, you eat double sided hobnobs on a summers day. You tell her about the Christmas tree bandits running amok. She spent Christmas at hornchurch. When you are caught up from reminiscing on all of your years apart, you join a baking club. Astrid tries your cake, she called it moist and magical ✨️ 💛. She goes on holiday to Marbella. When she gets back, you tell her all about the prime ministers first day. You get a chinchilla, and train it to not be a nazi. You meet up at a restaurant, where there is a guy riding a horse that is clearly too big to ride it, and a violent octopus. She visits you finally, and you read together, this time about a French kraken. You ride a bus, and the guy in fromt of you is fully writing porn in public. Looking over his shoulder you read the phrase "wild wet and worrisome " ew. No further comment. When watching the news, you hear about the police officer who got kidnapped and had his gay awakening with a guy named Nigel. Astrids neighbor sells a caravan, much to the kids dismay. Partly because of losing the caravan, partly having to see the o'hands brothers/lovers. You get Astrid a parody comic titled "SCOTTISH BATMAN AND SCOTTISH ROBIN SOLVE THE MIDNIGHT MYSTERY" shes in love. You start knitting sweaters for hares for charity, and Astrid gets into mystery novels, particularly "once upon a time I killed mum". She's a strange one. You hear the neighbors through the wall yelling "long johns, STRIKE" and want to die when they hear you laugh at that.

I wrote this at midnight. Sorry lmao