Me while watching Grimm: I want to be a moss covered tree in my next life because they are freakin' beautiful!
asexualenigma; aka my heterosexual life partner: If you come back as one, I want to be one too.
Me: If I'm a tree, you're a tree.
asexualenigma: I get that reference!
[A few days later; the night of this post]
asexualenigma: Do you have any interest in owning The Girl In The Spider’s Web?
Me: I already have a copy >.> Man you may have book when we're two moss covered trees, standing side by side, holding limbs.
asexualenigma: “THIS BOOK IS OUR CHILD. FUCK OFF”
Me: "It may be awful some times, but it has its good moments too! GET OFF OUR LAWN!"














