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[milithe]

i was going to take my medication but instead of pouring my pills out i poured water out instead

[pure-engels-blog]

petition for a full opera version of Come Wayward Souls (with the original singer of course)

[indigoninja]

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[bpdanakn]

pleasecallmemar replied to your post: literally what am i good ...

your comedy is gold that’s why I followed you.

thank you uwu

[jacrispyretro]

so my friend took my phone after school and started texting some of my contacts and she texted "sup?" to my friend Brian

a couple hours later i got a reply saying "who is this?" so i said "this is Alyssa R. Tori took my phone and started texting random people" and he said "who's tori?"

and i was really confused, because he obviously knows her, but i told him her last name anyway and he still said "i don't know her" so i replied "aren't you friends with her brothers alex and david?" and he said "nope doesn't ring a bell lol"

and i realised, oh god, this must not be brian

so i said "who am i texting right now?" and he said "ok my name is Carren"

I DON'T KNOW A CARREN

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF CARREN IS A MALE OR FEMALE

so i explained that i had his number under my friend's name and that was the end of my conversation with Carren