request: heyo 👁👁 can I request Xiao taking care of drunk reader but they are so drunk that they don't recognise Xiao and are just rambling like "Mister I have the sweetest lover ever! His name is Xiao and he is so handsome and cute and I'm so in love with him!" by @fatuifucker
tw/cw: drunk reader (if there’re more lmk!)
XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS
♡ you decided that it was a good idea to head to mondstadt and drink some of the well known dandelion wine, you didn’t expect to get drunk out of your mind, but one glass turned into two, and so on
♡ when you stumbled out of angel’s share, you slurred out your lovers name. xiao didn’t expect for you to be drunk, he thought that you got ambushed by hilichurls and couldn’t handle them all by yourself
♡ sighing, xiao walked up to you to pick you up bridal style, only to be stopped by you placing your hands on his chest, which low key flustered him, you then proceeded to say something that made him extremely flustered
“mister... I have the sweetest lover ever! his name is xiao and he is so handsome and cute and I’m so in love with him. he deserves the world, I would die for him!”
♡ xiao turned away from you so that you wouldn’t get a chance to see his tomato red face. sober or not, xiao didn’t want you seeing his flustered face, he was an adeptus for crying out loud!
♡ once xiao managed to calm down and de fluster himself, he turned back around and quickly picked you up then teleported you both back to wangshu inn. he placed you down on your shared bed (even though he doesn’t have to sleep) and turned around to leave, only for you to grip onto his hand, giving him puppy dog eyes
♡ he decided to comply to your begging, so that you wouldn’t become restless, and so that he could receive hugs and maybe some kisses, he placed your head onto his chest so that you could go to sleep which the help of his steady heartbeat. once he was sure you were knocked out, he placed a small kiss onto your forehead, humming in content
(you don't have to do this if you are sensitive to the topic)
muzan & upper moons(except douma bc i'm not entirely sure how he'd take the info given lack of empathy) with a reader who was a r7p3 victim? they haven't ever been able to fully recover from the trauma and vehemently hates their own body for it reacting the way it did, so a lot of self-loathing is seen/heard.
i would like to see how they would comfort reader (and kill the bozo that traumatized their lover this way.)
it’s fine! I will get right to it asap! I’ll also tag u in it (so sorry this took a while to respond to)
request: Hi 👁v👁 can I request reader meeting Rhinedottir and later joking to Albedo that they want to marry his mom lol @fatuifucker
tw/cw: mentions of marriage
ALBEDO, THE CHALK PRINCE
♡ one time you were going to visit albedo in his lab, you walked in only to see a woman who looked an awful lot like him. walking up to albedo, you asked him who she was, he said that she’s his ‘master’ as he calls her
♡ you just shrugged and referred to her as his mother, because that was easier and 100x more simple. after his mother left, you nudged him on the shoulder and said how you’d marry his mother if you got the chance to
“bedo, you’re mum’s quite hot not gonna lie. I’m gonna ask for her hand in marriage next time I see her, tell her that I’m looking forward to her next visit.”
♡ albedo sighed, he told you that his mum isn’t really interested in dating/romance in the first place, so you’re out of luck. you then poured and lightly punched him on the arm.
♡ overall, you’re quite glad, yet surprised, that albedo decided to humour you. it’s probably the first and the last time that he does something like that/hj
Could I request Venti with a s/o that can't really stand up for themselves? They're a bit of a pushover and some people make fun of them and others take advantage of them.
Remember to take care of yourself and to drink lots of water and to take breaks❤️!
loading... venti x gn reader
summary: venti with a s/o that’s unable to stand up for themselves
warnings: being taken advantage of, being made fun of, swearing, violence, ooc venti(?)
venti
♡ I believe that venti won’t sit back and let you be taking advantage of or being made fun of, he’s not going to stand for it
♡ will not hesitate to put someone in their place if they try messing with you, do you not remember who he is? he’s literally a god-
♡ if someone dares to make fun of you, he’ll most likely tell them something 100x worse
♡ because you can’t stand up for yourself, he makes sure to stay by your side whenever possible, he hates it when people talk shit about you or take advantage of you :(
♡ sometimes gives you pep talks about trying to stand up for yourself, because sometimes he’s not available, and he can’t spend all of his time with you, as much as he wants to
“you know, I’m not going to always be by your side, I’ll sometimes be busy doing other stuff. so I want you to know that you should at least try to stand up for yourself, if it doesn’t work then that’s totally fine! I love you so much and I won’t hesitate to beat a bitch up if they mess with you” venti explains, his thumb rubbing soothing circles on the back of your hand.
♡ just remember that he loves you no matter what, and he’ll help you try to gain your confidence to stand up for yourself one day, no matter how long it takes, he’s a patient man :)
How are you my dear friend? Hmm radiant...healthy...aiyaya although another year has gone by, it seems that you're still much ahead of your due date! What a shame, I was hoping to gain a brilliant client such as you on this spectacular day.
But that doesn't mean that today isn't a day to be cherished! Now, enough business talk, I've sent two very special presents for the very special baby boy! If you look into this envelope you can see...
Tada! A coupon to redeem 80% off your next order of one of Wansheng Funeral Parlor's many premium-grade coffins! And for the second gift...hehe, you'll just have to find me and see!
Come on, you're too young to spend a beautiful night like this cooped up all alone for your birthday and Zhongli has already booked an exquisite restaurant with the best view of the stars!
Come quick! We'll be waiting for you!
Sincerely,
Hu Tao
(I know it's tomorrow for you but it's already the 29th here <3)
AAA TYSM IVY ILYSM/p
this is so sweet of u 😭🥺
can’t wait to spend tomorrow night with zhongli and hu tao eating at a 5 star restaurant <3
scara is my little meow meow uwu baby...soft evil baby boy......murderous baby boy..........................10/10 would nom him, would devour...............................................................suckfejkhgdhshk
