ship meme - Asher and Saffy
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - For at least a little while
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pretty normal
How was their first kiss? - A little messy. Saffy was upset over what she had been turned into and Asher kissed her, not caring if she had blood on her lips
Who is the best man/men? - No one, they eloped
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - No one, they eloped
Who did the most planning? - see above
Who stressed the most? - neither
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Literally everyone
Who is on top? - Usually Asher
Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends on the day, but more often than not, it’s Asher
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends on if Saffy’s fed
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Asher makes damn sure she cums first and if she doesn’t, he makes sure to get her off some other way
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - They haven’t thought that far ahead
How many children will they adopt? - see above
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - If they did have kids, it would be pretty even
Who is the stricter parent? - Saffy
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Saffy
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They take turns
Who is the more loved parent? - Pretty even
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Asher.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Saffy
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Asher
Who does the most cooking? - Asher
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Saffy
Who does the grocery shopping? - Asher
How often do they bake desserts? - Semi often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ash will eat anything, Saffy has to have more meat her diet
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Asher
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Saffy once she gets control of her stuff
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Neither
Who cleans the room? - Saffy
Who is really against chores? - Asher
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Asher
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Saffy and it was hers to start with
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Saffy
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - N/A
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Pretty often
What are their goals for the relationship? - They don’t really have one. They’re still young
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both
Who plays the most pranks? -` Both
