Spencer and a gn reader who have a height difference?? Pls the bau would be like that one speed meme when spence leans down to kiss them, "aww so cute" (YK WHICH ONE IM TALKING AB RIGHT??)
wait that's a really cute idea!! YES I KNOW THAT ONE!! XD Spencer x short!gn!reader headcanons coming your way!! It's bit short, but I like it! (PUN! PUN ALERT!) thanks for the ask, Asher
-> Spencer Reid and his short partner headcanons!!
details: fluff, Spencer is a dork, 213 words!
Spencer Reid, who had to practically bend over to kiss his partner on the mouth.
Spencer Reid, who's hoodies reached over his partner's knees and the sleeves WAY over their hands.
Spencer Reid, who when he first when to his partner's place, hit his head on every doorway in their entire house!
Spencer Reid, who couldn't resist picking up his partner all the time. They were sitting on the couch? Now they were up in his arms. They were cooking or baking in the kitchen? Now they were being held up close. They were making a phone call? Now they had Spencer squeezing them.
Spencer Reid, who was a sucker for his partner laying on top of them while they slept. Something about their full body weight on him and his arms around their waist just soothed him.
Spencer Reid, who pulled his partner into his lap whenever they sat together. He just really liked having them close to him!
Spencer Reid, who would kiss the top of his partner's head a lot. Sometimes to tease them, sometimes just because he wanted to show how much he loved them.
Spencer Reid, who loved his shorter partner. Because at the end of the day, no matter their size, he loved them with all his heart.
-> Constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
Fic where Spencer wants to kiss his bf but every time he does his partner smiles uncontrollably (and that prevents the kiss from going any further) and Spencer is mildly frustrated, but partner only smiles so much because they love when Spencer tries to kiss him
CUTE! i literally love this <3333 Happy Pride month, Asher
-> Spencer Reid tries desperately to get further than just a simple kiss, but his partner's smiling always spoils his plans 0~0
details: fluff, silly, gn!reader, established relationship, use of Y/N, making out/kissing, 489 words!
There they were, in Spencer's apartment on his couch. This was it. Spencer was finally gonna work up the guts to do it! To go further than just a quick kiss on the lips. He was aiming for something along the lines of making out, but it didn't matter too much. As long as the kiss lasted more than .2 seconds.
Spencer was nervous. He looked at his partner lovingly.. They looked angelic.. Even though they were just sitting on the couch with him, watching tv in their pyjamas, Spencer couldn't think of a better sight.
He worked up the courage to lean over and pucker his lips. Y/N noticed this and met his lips. Spencer was going to make a move to open his mouth, when Y/N smiled so gently and warmly.. Spencer couldn't do it. He pulled off.
Another time, they were getting ice cream. Spencer had finished his, and Y/N was finishing theirs as well. Spencer waited until they were done before leaning forward and puckering his lips again... and again, Y/N kissed him briefly, before smiling and melting Spencer's heart.
Eventually, Spencer had tried a total of 322 times over the course of 2 weeks. Each time being met with failure. Until one night, they were at Y/N's apartment, cuddling on their bed and watching a movie on their laptop.
"Spencer?" "Yeah?" "Why do you keep kissing me so much more than usual?" Spencer's cheeks heated up.. How was he supposed to answer that? Honestly? No, they'd think he was a freak... or would they? "I.. promise you won't judge?"
Y/N giggled, "I promise!" "I.. I keep trying to make out with you.. but every time I kiss you, you smile and I can't bring myself to ruin it... Your smile is so perfect.. I just can't bring myself to wipe it off." Y/N's heart warmed. "Aw, Spencer... I smile when you kiss me because you make me so happy. I love receiving your affection..."
Spencer's face only reddened deeper. "O-oh.." "If you wanted to make out with me.." Y/N tucked a strand of hair behind Spencer's ear. "You could've just asked." Spencer swallowed nervously. Was this it? Was he finally going to get what he had so desperately craved?
Y/N pressed his lips to Spencer's, only this time it was different. Instead of the usual smile-and-pull-away, they opened their mouth, running the tip of their tongue between Spencer's lips to part them.
Spencer groaned and happily obliged.
When Y/N had pulled off 6 minutes later, Spencer was on cloud 9... He had a goofy smile on his puffy lips. "Satisfied?" Y/N asked, holding in a laugh. "Y-yeah..." Spencer whispered.
"See, babe? All you have to do is use your words." Y/N teased. Spencer knew right then and there that he would BEG to be kissed like that again if he had to.
->constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
I lowkirkenuinley got a request for jealous spencer headcanons and that lowk got me thinking too so I had to go to the only goated account I follow that writes for spencer goatedly and request this❤️🩹 also no anonymous because we r GOATS here❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
So like what about a spencer who has a significant other who gets jealous easily?? Because we all know he has the face to be a model so yk he has charm n shit ykwim??? And like every time he gets hit on his significant other gets jealous n shit and they kinda get like closed off in a way and when spencer asks what's wrong with them they're all like "go talk to carly she clearly wants you" im ngl I find it so funny when people say shit like that LMFAO
Aw!! TYSM!! I think you're GOATED too!!! I think this is my first non-anon ask lol (pretty sure?). That's a concept i'm very attached too!!! YES!!! Happy to write for you!! Thanks for the ask, Asher
-> Spencer Reid with his jealous!partner
details: headcanon format, gn!reader, jealous!reader, oblivious Spencer, fluff/sfw, use of Y/N, comfort, 444 words!!
Spencer Reid, who got flirted with on the regular. This particular time, he was getting flirted with by a lady at the bar. The BAU had went out for drinks, and a few of them had brought their partners; including Spencer, who had brought Y/N. Spencer had been getting himself a soda from the bar when a girl had come up to him. She'd touched it arm, complimented his eyes and smiled. Spencer, being oblivious as usual, had thanked her and began chatting with her. Y/N had spotted what was going on and stormed over with a pissed-off look on their face. The girl spotted them and scurried off to find another guy to prey on for a couple free drinks. Y/N embraced Spencer tightly, "She was flirting with you, y'know." "She was?" Spencer questioned, having not gotten that vibe from her. Y/N nodded.
Spencer Reid, who held the door open for a girl once, and she had given him her number. Spencer had thrown it out immediately out of respect for Y/N, but Y/N had glared at the woman as she walked off and held onto Spencer with so much force Spencer was worried his bones would crack.
Spencer Reid, who was constantly unaware of the looks he would get when going out into the city. Y/N was ALWAYS attached to him at the hip to make sure some woman or man didn't whisk him away from them.
Spencer Reid, who had gotten kissed on the cheek by a victim. He had excused himself, washed his face, and called Y/N IMMEDIATELY to tell them what happened and apologise (even though it wasn't his fault, and he had done nothing to provoke the victim). That night, Y/N had COVERED him in kisses. All over his face, neck, shoulders, chest, arms, etc. Spencer had been red-faced and flustered for HOURS.
Spencer Reid, who returned home to his partner crying. He scooped them up in his arms and kissed their forehead, "What's wrong?" Spencer asked. Y/N sniffled, "You get flirted with all the time.. you could have so many other people.. any guy or girl you want. I'm just worried that one day you'll realise it and leave me." Spencer's eyes widened in shock and fear, "What?? No, no, no.. I love YOU. I'm with you because I want to be! I love you more than anything, Y/N. I know it's probably scary when someone shows interest in me, but I don't show interest in them back because I love YOU. You're my everything.." Y/N nuzzled into Spencer's chest and clung to him. "Promise?" They asked with a sniffle. "I promise," Spencer replied, holding them closer.
-> Constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
twin hear me out on this, spencie with a reader who randomly bites him/has an oral fixation.. this lowk came to me because I was reading your work (amazing btw... chefs kiss) and I have an oral fixation myself and have to constantly stay biting or have something in my mouth lol
NO WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEAAA
ME TOO!!! I LOVE TO BITE!!! I hope you don't mind that it's male!reader :)
Thanks for the ask, -Asher
-> Spencer Reid with a very bite-y boyfriend!!
details: biting (duh), male!reader, established relationship, use of Y/N, 269 words!!
Spencer Reid's boyfriend, Y/N, had an OBSESSION with biting him. When they cuddled, Y/N was biting. When they had sex, Y/N was biting. When they were watching TV, Y/N was gnawing on Spencer's arm. Anytime they were alone, Y/N's teeth were in Spencer's flesh. Whether it be his arm, his neck, his shoulder, his thigh-- anything Y/N could get his jaws on!
One morning, Spencer woke up to Y/N chewing on Spencer's shoulder. Spencer had slept shirtless, so as soon as Y/N was conscious, he had gotten straight to work. Spencer chuckled, "Right at the crack of dawn, huh?" Y/N froze, he pulled off. "Yes.." He said sheepishly.
"I didn't tell you to stop, love." Spencer cooed. Y/N smiled and went back to gnawing.
Another time, Spencer was reading in bed after work. Spencer had on his boxers and a baggy t-shirt-- no pants. Y/N crawled up the bed with a pout.. Spencer looked up, "Yes?" Y/N stared at Spencer's exposed thighs.
Spencer sighed, "alright, love.." Y/N pounced, sinking his teeth into Spencer's thigh. Y/N chomped happily, very much enjoying the quality time with Spencer. Spencer had to re-read the same paragraph 32 times in order to focus.
Once, Y/N had gnawed on Spencer's arm during a briefing-- He just couldn't help himself! Spencer's face was bright red, and Y/N was biting Spencer's exposed arm like CRAZY. Morgan and Emily whispered to each other, Hotch tried his best to ignore them, Penelope giggled.
The moral of the story, Spencer was wrapped around his boyfriend's pinkie finger. No matter how awkward it was to have Y/N's teeth in his flesh.
-> Constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
Headcanons of Spencer's favourite places to be held/touched by his boyfriend? More specifically, how would Spencer react to being held by the hips/waist and slow dancing with his partner?
ofc! I wrote both sfw and nsfw since i had a couple good ideas for both! I hope this is what you were after! Thanks for the ask, -Asher
-> Spencer Reid + touch headcanons!
details: sfw (136 words) and nsfw (115 words), headcanon format, gn!reader!
SFW:
Spencer Reid would love being held, it would make him feel safe and loved.
Spencer Reid, who was a total sucker for his partner's arm around his waist, it would make him blush instantainously!
Spencer Reid, who would be the clumsiest dancer known to man, yet would still try for his partner.
Spencer Reid, who would at first be very uncomfortable with hand-holding, but would grow to love it as time passed.
Spencer Reid, who would LOVE his partner's hands in his hair.
Spencer Reid, who would love little kisses on his temples, forehead, cheeks, and jawline.
Spencer Reid, who's weakness was his partner's lips. Anywhere. Their lips were his kryptonite. Argument? One kiss would shut him up. Sad? Kiss on the cheek would make his day. Angry? A couple make-up kisses would end his grudge.
NSFW: MDNI
Spencer Reid would have the most sensitive innerthighs known to man, one slight touch or kiss would have him whining and squirming.
Spencer Reid, who would plead for his partner to mark up his hips, and would later get off to the hickeys and bite marks.
Spencer Reid, who was a SUCKER for his partner's hands on his pecs, specifically pinching or grabbing at his nipples.
Spencer Reid, who LOVED his partner's touch on his neck. He would whine and whimper at his throat being squeezed.
Spencer Reid, who would instantly get it up at his partner's hand around his waist.
Spencer Reid, who would squeal when his partner spanked him while just passing by.
-> constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
spencer reid x male reader whos cold when they go to bed but gets really hot during the night so every time they wake up reader is always on the opposite end of the bed or hes sweating his ass off while clinging onto spence
I am a clingy!partner FANATIC. (even if i don't write about them a lot)
I WILL DELIVER!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the ask, Asher
-> Spencer Reid with a boyfriend who is SERIOUSLY CLINGY during bedtime
details: sfw, mlm, fluff, established relationship, male!reader, use of Y/N, 337 words!!
It was a night like any other in Spencer's apartment. Spencer and his boyfriend, Y/N, were getting changed into their pyjamas before bed. Spencer got changed into a set of forest green pyjama pants and a matching pyjama shirt. Y/N got changed into plaid pyjama pants and a baggy white t-shirt.
Spencer sat up in bed, picking up a thick book. Y/N smirked, laying his head in Spencer's lap. Spencer looked down at Y/N, "Yes?" "Spencerrrrr... why're you reading that boring book? Come onnnn... It's bed time..." Spencer chuckled, "Y/N, I'm allowed to wind down in my own way. Go find something to read." Y/N pouted, "But that's dumb. You can read on your lunch break at work tomorrow. Right now it's boyfriend-time."
Spencer sighed. "Fine." He closed his book and set it back on his nightstand. Y/N cheered, cuddling up close to Spencer's side.
Spencer smiled, hugging Y/N. "Happy now? If I skip my nightly reading time--" "Fine by me. I always preferred cuddling to watching you saw through 150 pages of theoretical physics." Spencer scoffed, "That's not ALL I read.. I also dabble in psychology and mathematics." "BORING, BORING, AND MORE BORING!!" Y/N quipped.
Soon, Y/N laid on top of Spencer as the lamp was turned off. Y/N nuzzled into Spencer's chest, smirking to himself about the small victory.
Throughout the night, Y/N took many different positions. Pulling Spencer on top of him, laying chest to chest, spooning Spencer, making Spencer spoon him, etc. It always woke Spencer up briefly when Y/N changed their position in his sleep, but Spencer didn't mind too much. He knew Y/N was just a very... "active" sleeper.
Y/N woke up the next morning half-off the bed, holding Spencer's hand. Spencer's other hand stroked Y/N's head lovingly. "Good morning, my love." Y/N yawned. "What's going on?" "You only changed our sleeping positions about a million times," Spencer joked.
Y/N sat up before laying on Spencer again, resting his head on Spencer's chest so Spencer could resume the head-stroking. "Yeah, yeah.."
->constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
Spencer's opinion on showering before/after sex with his partner for hygiene? And/or showering during, for cleanliness...and other reasons)
->Spencer Reid cleaning his partner in the shower after a long night!
Thanks for the ask, Asher
Details: Mentions of sexual activities but not explicitly, fluff/aftercare, gn!reader, established relationship, use of Y/N, 465 words!!
Spencer Reid and Y/N were at Spencer's apartment. They had come home after a particularly long work day and had spent the evening taking it out in bed. Spencer was panting and sweaty, he turned over to face Y/N, who was mirroring his state.
Spencer smiled, before gently picking them up in his arms and taking them to the bathroom. He sat them down on the floor, kissed their forehead, and began to run the water. He checked with his hand, making sure the shower stream was nice and warm.
He then took Y/N's hand and guided them under the water with him, chest-to-chest. He was gentle, rubbing Y/N's back with a bar of soap. He kissed their forehead as he began to soap up their body.
His touch was feather-light as he scrubbed. Spencer then rinsed them off carefully, making sure the water was still at a decent temperature. He grabbed a bottle of soap and squirted a bit into his palm, before setting the bottle back and rubbing his hands together. Those hands went to Y/N's hair scrubbing the shampoo into their roots.
All the while he had a warm smile on his face, more than pleased to be able to take care of his partner like this. He rinsed his hands and then gently rinsed Y/N's hair, making sure the water or bubbles didn't get into their eyes.
Spencer then turned them over, Spencer's chest to Y/N's back, and repeated his soaping process on their front.
Once his partner was clean, he soaped up his own hair, admiring Y/N's body appreciatively and respectfully. After a bit more rinsing, and a bit of just holding Y/N under the warm water, Spencer turned the shower off.
Spencer stepped out first, grabbing two towels. He dried himself off, head-to-toe. Spencer then grabbed the second towel and dried Y/N off, carefully making sure he wasn't being too rough. After he and Y/N were dry, they were carried back into Spencer's bedroom, where he began to pick out clothes. Spencer brought out two pairs of boxers, two pairs of pyjama pants, and two t-shirts.
Spencer dressed Y/N carefully, making sure not to rush the process. When both he and his beloved were dressed, Spencer pulled them back into bed with him, Y/N lying on top of him. He pressed a kiss to their temple.
"I love you so much, Y/N. I'm so happy you're here with me, and that you let me take care of you like this. I love being close to you... I love you." That warmed Y/N's heart. "I love you too, Spencer." And with that, the lovers dozed off in each other's arms, thankful to have one another.
-> constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!
can you do a fic where reader is hotchners son and spencer and reader live together but one day they come into work and reader has like 3 visible hickeys on his neck and the teams like "yo hotch is gonna kill reid lmao"
YESSSS!! The idea of him being Hotch's son is actually really interesting.. Maybe i'll write for him again someday?
Thanks for the ask, Asher
-> Spencer Reid x Y/N Hotchner!
details: Hotchner!reader, male!reader (he/him pronouns), established relationship, Spencer has anxiety, fluff/SFW, mlm, use of Y/N, 620 words!! (NOT proof read, please ignore spelling/grammar mistakes!)
Spencer and Y/N had lived together for a while, as Y/N had moved into Spencer's apartment. Spencer loved his boyfriend, but it came with a price. Y/N was an excellent profiler, but that was probably because of the help of his father, Aaron Hotchner.
Aaron Hotchner as in Spencer's-boss-Aaron-Hotchner. Dating Hotch's son was wonderful, but it also brought Spencer a lot of anxiety. Like, if he messed up on a case, would Hotch not want him with Y/N anymore? Or, similarly, if he got into a fight with Y/N, would Hotch take Spencer off the case?? It was all very stressful for poor Spencer.
But, nonetheless, he pursued Y/N. Y/N's smile, laughter, and love completely out-weighed the worry of him being Hotch's son.
One morning, in their apartment, Y/N was showering for work, Spencer was still in their bed, half asleep. Spencer was just dozing off again when he heard Y/N shriek. Spencer bolted upright and ran towards the source of the noise, not even bothering to dress himself.
Y/N was looking in the mirror, a towel around his waist. Spencer opened his mouth to ask what was going on, until he saw them. Three purple hickeys on Y/N's neck. Clear as day. They weren't even passable as bruises, since Spencer's teeth had left little marks. Oh shit.
Spencer froze. He swallowed, then looked up to meet Y/N's terrified gaze. "My dad is going to kill us." Y/N muttered fearfully. Spencer nodded, 'I'm done for."
Y/N tried to cover it up, but he didn't have any shirts with collars so high. He had to borrow one of Spencer's, which covered two of the three. Close enough, right? Surely Hotch wouldn't notice... hopefully.
Later, at the BAU, Y/N was sitting at his desk, nervously doing his paperwork, Spencer's hands were too sweaty to grip his pencil. Spencer's mind was racing. What if Hotch got angry at him? What if Hotch got so angry he suspended Spencer? WHAT IF HOTCH FORBID SPENCER FROM PURSUING Y/N FURTHER?? THEY'D NEVER BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED ONE DAY!! That's when Penelope Garcia tapped Spencer's shoulder.
"Hey! Are you okay? You're shaking!" She asked gently. Spencer nervously coughed, "Y-yeah." Penelope gave him a look that told him she didn't quite believe him. Derek Morgan then ruffled Spencer's hair. "You got lucky last night, huh? Hotch is SO going to beat your ass." Derek teased. "Shut up!!" Spencer glared at him. Derek laughed.
The rest of the day, Spencer was looking over his shoulder, half-expecting Hotch to be lurking behind him like a ghost. At the end of the day, Spencer had relaxed, thinking the day was too over for a comment from Hotch. He was dead wrong. Everyone had left except Spencer and Y/N. Y/N was packing up, and Spencer was heading toward the door to bring the car around, when Hotch blocked the exit.
"Spencer." He said firmly. Spencer was IMMEDIATELY struck with fear, he could've SWORN that took 6 years off of his lifespan. "Y-yes, sir?" "I'm sure you know what this is about?" Spencer swallowed, "Y-yes." Hotch put a hand on Spencer's shoulder, Spencer was still, holding his breath. "If you and Y/N are to be dating, I still expect professional behaviour at work. Meaning I would like the next time you and my son... interact at home, try not to leave evidence, please." Spencer nodded. Hotch then walked back into his office.
Spencer was surprised... That was it? Y/N walked up to Spencer. "What's wrong? what did you expect him to do? Hit you?" Spencer exhaled, "Sort of, yes." "You're so weird." Y/N smirked. Spencer laughed, holding his boyfriend's hand as they walked out of the BAU together. "I guess I am."
-> constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged!!