#asheye

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Asheye: Do you know why I hired you? Maudie: I assumed you’d lost a bet

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Maudie: Where am I going to work where I can take an hour long nap everyday and no one minds? Asheye: You take an hour long nap every day? Maudie: Yeah and you don’t mind.

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Asheye: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Maudie: I will politely decline.

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Asheye: [holding up his phone] Care to explain this text you sent me last night?

Maudie: Oh, sorry, it got autocorrected

Asheye: You wrote "fuck you and you're stupid ass rules"

Maudie: Yeah, it's supposed to say "your"

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Maudie: Name one time I've acted unprofessional.

Asheye: You're holding a flask right now.

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Asheye: You have to have some semblance of professionalism and I need you to give, like, even a fifteen percent effort!

Maudie: Twelve percent.

Asheye: Fifteen! For God’s sake, I’m asking for fifteen percent effort, it’s not supposed to be a negotiation!

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Asheye: Can we talk about the email that you just sent to the entirety of Salamandastron?

Maudie: It was a critical update

Asheye: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit”

Maudie: The people need to know