Nov 13, 2025
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caution, brothers fucking
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the ashts in sweatpants plus a struggling silas as a bonus
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Capris Asht/Colum Asht/Ram Asht, Colum Asht/Ram Asht, Capris Asht/Colum Asht, Capris Asht/Ram Asht Characters: Colum Asht, Ram Asht, Capris Asht Additional Tags: Incest, Brother/Brother Incest, when you share a room with your two brothers and cant get any privacy, Threesome, Threesome - M/M/M, Polyamory, First Time, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Come Eating, Hand Jobs, Kissing, First Kiss, this was supposed to be a drabble but it got out of hand oops Summary:
Unfortunately, his best attempt at subtlety is not enough, and after a soft, short gasp escapes him he hears the brush of hair upon pillow and turns his head to see Ram – still laying on his back, but head turned toward him and eyes no longer shut – watching him, a strange look on his face.
He expects Ram to turn away after a moment. Ignore him, go back to trying to fall asleep. His eldest brother just stares, though, and Colum is beginning to feel very self conscious about the way his hand is – very noticeably – moving beneath the covers.
“Don’t look,” he hisses, louder than he means to, and a moment later he hears bedclothes rustling followed by a quiet snickering from behind him.
“Don’t mind him, Colum,” Capris says from the third bed in their shared room. “Bet he hasn’t even realized what you’re doing. ‘M not sure he even knows how to jerk off.”
Colum used to wish he had the privacy of his own bedroom. After tonight, he's not sure he minds anymore.
caution brothers wrestling (and fucking)
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"the real question is do they kiss on their own or does Silas have to make them" why not both? Ram is at his most determined to be entirely unimpeachable...which just makes Capris all the more determined to break him down. Silas can catch them having (another) very charged argument and hit them with the "well. don't stop on my behalf". Maybe Silas and Capris can make a good team sometimes (when they both desperately want to hear what Ram doesn't want to admit)
Tumblr maybe tell me when I have a message in my inbox so I don't wait three days to see and answer it??? Rude (broken) website honestly...
ANYWAY wow yes youre so right actually. why not both is very often the correct answer to things. ram and capris are so fun when theyre fighting... ram so determined to be perfect and ignore his awful, sick, sinful base urges and capris like get off your fuckin high horse bro we're the same you just wont admit it!
As much as he likes to take SILAS down a peg and hates seeing ram suck up to him (its the principle of the thing), he's actually itching to see his brother kissing their uncle's ass a little more literally. and if he has to kiss ram to get him there then he's damn well going to kiss ram! (he definitely just wants to anyway but HE would never admit that out loud and to be honest ram is definitely more inclined to let him if its to put on a show for silas)
Capris hates them both a little but he will put aside his differences with either to put the other in a compromising position, i think is the takeaway here XD ❤️
Your tags on the knight 3some post are making me think of a cavalier primary Capris AU where Ram pushes his way into being cavalier secondary (out of concern? duty? envy? yes). Silas/Capris/Ram as one necrocav(cav) unit. Colum is on vacation.
yES!!! You get me anon 😌
Ram MUST protect the Master Templar Capris is going to do an actively bad job on purpose!!!! Also he’s an awful role model!!!! Ram will not stand for this corruption of their holy leader!!!! (Eventually Ram also wants to defile the Master Templar but the only way he’s gonna admit that is if Capris fucks the admission out of him I think 🤔 or maybe if Silas orders him to his knees one day for corrupt reasons… but then his mouth will be too full) the real question is do they kiss on their own or does Silas have to make them for his entertainment?
Colum DESERVES that vacation honestly good for him 👏
P.S. if you would like to discuss the Asht bros and Silas my DMs are always open and I swear I don’t bite 🥰
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Capris Asht & Colum Asht, Capris Asht/Colum Asht, Colum Asht/Silas Octakiseron Characters: Capris Asht, Colum Asht, Silas Octakiseron Additional Tags: Incest, Brother/Brother Incest, past Uncle/Nephew Incest, Ashtcest, Grief/Mourning, Heavy Angst, Reunions, reuniting with you brother/ex but everything sucks actually, This fic is somehow both:, Hurt/Comfort, and, Hurt No Comfort, Capris is doing a very bad job and being selfish and awful, Complicated Relationships, Emotions, Sexual Assault, Self-Defense, Violence, Choking, (previous two tags are in self-defense), Past Rape/Non-con, of the coercive variety, Unhealthy Relationships, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, despite all of the previous tags:, Hopeful Ending, not happy exactly but. a light at the end of the tunnel, Spaceship Captain Capris Asht, (is he a pirate? is it a cargo hauler? some secret third thing?), (idk it wasnt important to the fic lol), Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Colum Asht Lives, Post-Gideon the Ninth (Locked Tomb Series), POV Second Person, Year of the OTP Prompt Event 2025, YotOTP Series: Part 6 of Nev's Year of the OTP '25 Summary:
“I don’t understand how you can mourn him like this.” The words spill bitterly from your lips before you can lock them away. You’ve never been good at keeping your thoughts to yourself.
He stops chewing for a moment, then resumes just long enough to swallow the piece of food. He doesn’t take another bite, putting the bread back down on the tray.
“He was everything to me,” your brother says, the words soft like stone. “How could I not mourn him like this? I raised him. I served him. I loved him.”
“Why? He was a soulsucking leech, Colum. You raised him only for him to cannibalize you.”
Colum’s next words are even softer. “He died because he wouldn’t cannibalize me. You don’t know him. You don’t know what you’re talking about, Capris.”
When Capris arrives at Canaan House to see his brother for the first time since he left, Colum is already lost in grief over Silas' death – the hard parts of his life with Silas rendered suddenly unimportant in the face of such loss.
It's hard to rebuild a relationship after so long, especially one you ended so thoughtlessly. Capris goes about trying all wrong.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Capris Asht/Colum Asht/Ram Asht, Colum Asht/Ram Asht, Capris Asht/Colum Asht, Capris Asht/Ram Asht Characters: Colum Asht, Ram Asht, Capris Asht Additional Tags: Incest, Brother/Brother Incest, Ashtcest, Polyamory, First Dates, Stargazing, Kissing, Making Out, Dry Humping, Mildly Dubious Consent, Dubcon Kissing, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Fooling Around, Cockblocking, cockblocked by your older brother even tho he's kinda into it, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Awkward Boners, Awkward Conversations, Multiamory March, Multiamory March 2025 Series: Part 3 of Love is a Four Letter Word Summary:
Capris lets out a satisfied little sigh as his laughter dies, and he grins over at Colum and winks at him.
A moment later he heaved a much more dramatic sigh. “Honestly, stuck on a date with two men and neither will put out… I do truly suffer in this life.”
Colum raises an eyebrow at him. “Date?”
Capris shrugs on shoulder lackadaisically. “Isn’t it?”
Colum bites his lip and looks over at Ram. He’s looking at Capris, but he looks up for a moment, meeting Colum’s eyes. He doesn’t look annoyed anymore, though his knee remains carefully positioned.
The Asht brothers go stargazing. Colum and Ram clear the air between them, and Capris and Colum get a little distracted from the stars.
Written for Multiamory March, Day 3, first date as polycule.