Too much ice-cream
Mum: You are always eating ice-cream?
Me: What do you mean? When?
Mum: Since you’ve been back home I have seen you constantly buy ice-cream
Me: I’ve been back for three months, and I have bought 1 x four pack of MINI magnums, and 1 x BABY scoop of ice-cream from the store, which by the way, you ALSO got a scoop.
Mum: Well I was only eating it because I wanted to make you happy. And ice-cream is bad for you.
Me: [speechless]


















