#ask!sjin

[askthemobscast]

[to Sips and Sjin]: Times are pretty stressful, right now, what are guys doing to relax?

[Sjin]: “Mm..” he smiles a bit lazily at you as he rests back in a large, poofy chair with a groan “A glass of scotch in my hand and fire place warming my feet” he sighs a bit, before continuing “Times have been rough, you’re absolutely correct…I’ve been shot for Notch’s sake…so I should be able to have my own time, Hm?” with that, he leans his head back, staring at the ceiling above “Just wish I had someone…a lover, to perhaps lift this stress” he mutters, taking a longer than needed sip of the cold beverage “Do me a favour and lock the door on your way out, darlin’…” his tone is wistful, almost sad…

[askthemobscast]

sjin you should totally update the ass-o-meter and include nilesy

[Sjin]: He chuckles a bit taking out another note of paper, beginning scrawl over it with precise, thoughtful pen strokes as he speaks with you “I don’t see why not, man, I love myself some ass-o-meter!” the brunette grins, running a palm along his shaven jaw a moment, before handing you the paper with the following text on it: Ridge- The finest ass in all the fucking land! Without question, 11/10 Xephos- It’s small, but perky, 8/10 Honeydew- The tiny man’s got a lot of booty on him; 8.5/10 Lalna- …6/10. I have no words. Sips- My Sips too has a fine ass…butnotasfineasRidges 10/10 Sjin- I guess I’ll rate myself too. 73/10. Fair enough. RailsBros- I think those two goons count as one, so, 5/10. Sorry, they got a pair of flat arses Nilesy- 7/10. I’ve had a lot of time to admirer that guy’s ass. It’s a nice ass. Martyn- 9.5/10. Shut up. Toby- My fucking future slave. 10.5/10. Because, itsstillnotasfineasRidges. Lomadia-………………………I think I’ll get arrested if I answer? but anyways, 4/10. Sorry, women are not exactly my ‘forte’ Minty- Fuck, just, she’s like my sister. But. My ‘sister’ has a nice butt! 5/10. Because that’s as high as I’ll go for a girl. Rythian- 4/10. It looks way to tight, you know, because he’s always tense. But it’s perky and that’s all I care about. Zoeya- 3/10 Teep- ..5/10. I’ve been shot by him once, so the fucker has lost privileges to my admiration of his ass. Panda- Eh, 2/10. He’s too serious I can’t even be bothered to check out his arse. Kim- 6/10. There’s just an exception for her. For a girl, she’s got a nice butt. Ravs- Christ. 3/10. I haven’t even seen his ass before but I assume it’s overly Scottish and not like Nilesy’s. Hat Films- All of them, once more, count as one. 8/10. Those are some fine lads. Parv- Eh. 6/10. Will Strife- Hmmmmmmmm…..9.5/10. I think the sarcasm swells his ass up rather than his head. (Sjinmod: Christ I love these thank you XD)

[askthemobscast]

uhhh Hey Sjin, I was wondering what hair products you use.I hope you feel okay by the way.

Sjin: He cards his long, pianist fingers through his tousled do, the slim hand trails down his face, rubbing at the defined jaw a moment. Tracing the stubble there before a grin plays on his lips “I usually use Windsor…why do you ask Hm?” before he frowns lightly, a glint of fear and sadness behind the blue crystals, framed by squared, black rimmed glasses “Thanks…” he grumbles, jugging a small glass of scotch. The searing pain of the warm liquid travelling down his throat. Bitter, oh so bitter with a hint of sweetness. 

[askthemobscast]

Sjin, rate everyone's ass. Include your own.

He looks up from his desk and chuckles, putting down his pen he cracks his knuckles 

"Eh? Alright kid, I guess I can do that…Hm…"  he grabs a piece of paper and starts scribbling on it, he smirks at a certain points and finishes. He hands it to you as it reads: 

Ass-o-meter: 

Me: 10/10 Obviously, my ass is magnificent 

Sipsy: I’ll give that sexy bastard a 9/10 

Ridge: 11/10 Mmm… 

Kim: Just met her, her ass is alright though 7/10 

Rythian: Gah, I gotta admit that sonovabitch had quite a nice ass 7/10 

Mints: Being my best friend, I can say she has a nice ass 8/10 

Zoey: If I didn’t prefer dick, that redhead would he mine ;) 9/10 

Teep: …. Don’t tell Mints… 7/10 

Panda: I don’t really know the bastard, eh, his ass is alright 6/10 

Martyn: 7/10 

Toby: Heh, that kid is quite gorgeous 8/10 

Honeydew: Pfft, don’t really know the guy 6/10 

Lalna: 8/10, that bastard has a nice ass 

Xephos: 9/10, nothing needs to be said 

Rail bros: They both have equally the same 8/10 ass 

Lomadia: Her ass is fine too 6/10  

[Sjinmod]: That was one of the best questions of all eternity <3

You forgot Nilesy you sonovabitch.

~Dusty/NilesyMod

[askthemobscast]

sjin how u so sexy? tell us yo secrets

[Sjin]: He chuckles at you “Mmm, well, firstly I mean…" he takes off his shirt, “Look at me" he gestures to his body and runs a hand through his hair 

[askthemobscast]

Sjin, how did you meet Sips? What was your first impression of him?

[Sjin]: His face softens “We were just kids, I saw him playing with dirt in a corner and just thought-" he chuckles “‘What a freak’ Heh, but then he approached me an threw some dirt in my hair, so I threw some back at him and he said “‘Heh, wow, I like you’ and that was the start of something…" he trails off, blushing lightly before turning back to you “Get the fuck out of my office, kid" he grumbles, turning towards some more paper work. 

[askthemobscast]

Standing in the shadowy corners of hazy rooms, a tall man, silhouetted against a flickering light, waits paitently, hands playing gently across the gun held loosely in long fingers. The pale boy with dark eyes always followed him when they were teenagers, but the tables have turned now. Sjin follows Sips because he loves him, but love has consequences doesn’t it? Loyalty, companionship … Violence. He’s good to you when you’re good to him, he doesn’t mind being pushed around…by a certain person, of course. Sjin is generous, intelligent and that means clever, then again he has to be when working at Sips Co. Looks are often deceiving, there’s a story behind that pretty face, one you will have to find out… Sjin is prepared for your questions, are you prepared for his answers?