Soldier, I’m asking this in the nicest way possible, please don’t snap my neck, but uh…so are you and the Blu Spy…like…done?
Soldier seems to hesitate, biting his lip and thinking if he really should address the blu-spy shaped elephant in the room.
Tears threatening to roll down his cheeks, he instead opts to blow up and start yelling like a true american.
.....YES!!! I HATE HIM!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!! HE BROKE MY HEART AND HURT MY FEELINGS!!!!
THERE WILL BE NO MORE SPIES IN MY HEART!! ONLY MERASMUS AND MY CHILDREN!!
THIS TROOPER'S HEART IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS, DO YOU HEAR ME?!












