#ask 76

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

If you and the Soy aren't dating than what's THIS?!

*Photo of you two kissing (actually just a very bad drawing of it)*

?!??- LIES. LIES!!! YOU ARE A DIRTY, FILTHY, COMMUNIST LIAR!! I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY KISSED ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, SO HOW WOULD I EVER KISS THE SPY?! I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KISS THE SPY!!

[idreamofopaline]

So Opalescent, who's your parents?

Because I'm sure that's what you were thinking -- that was usually the case when I've been asked before, after all.

[ask-firespiritcookie]

KNIGHT SMILES

Knight: Of course I smile!! I smile often as a matter of fact!

FS (thinking): His smile is really pretty...

Princess (saying): His smile is really pretty!!!

Pistachio: He smiles the most when he’s with Princess.

White: He always gives me this smug sht-eating grin whenever he beats me in a tournament (well I talk sht a lot so maybe I deserve it)

Cheesecake: I don’t see him smile a lot, but when I do, it’s very nice! Befitting of a knight in shining armor~

[dangansouthparkblog]

I wouldn’t be surprised if you snapped and killed somebody

Cartman: Well I didn’t! So shut the fuck up, New Kid! Goddamn....you need to work on your grudges! I didn’t mean to attack you so stop attacking me!

Kyle: You deserve to be attacked you fat bastard.

Cartman: Kyle, I already apologized to you so this fat-phobic bullshit needs to stop!

[askmidnightspell]

Watch out, Middy, here comes the big scary monster!

[haunted-stars-au]

No.

"Leave me alone."

[confined-to-one-spot-au]

You really think they were okay with it, Moony? You said it yourself, you expected them to do something about it. Didn’t you think it was a little strange that they didn’t? Didn’t you notice how nervous they were getting around you?