#ask adamsapple

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Adam: Ugh, I'm really going through it today. Everything is fucking sore. My back, my hips, even my chest....... I don't think I'm leaving bed today everything is just fucking tender.

@the-king-of-hell-66-6

[ask-adamsapple66]

There are the married ones

Adam: Look at us Luci, we're sexy bitches!

Lucifer: That we are dove.~

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Abel Coming To Dinner!!

Adam: Abel is coming to dinner at the Manor!! Everything needs to be perfect, it needs to be clean!

Lucifer: Duckie, everyone is cleaning as fast as they can.

Adam: I-I-I know but this will be his first time here! And in Hell, I don't want him to be uncomfortable he's always been a sweet boy.

Lucifer: I know it'll be okay. You need to relax you're nearly six months pregnant, you don't need the stress. Please sit down dove.

He helps Adam sit down and take a deep breath. Then there is a ding from the doorbell.

Lucifer: I'll get it okay?

He goes and answers the door.

@askabel

[ask-adamsapple66]

Adam: So heads up, apparently Steve got a fucking account now. And is pretending not to be himself?? Fucking weirdo.

@the-king-of-hell-66-6

@definitelynotsteve

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To Lucifer

I know Halloween is a month away but will you and your family dressed up as ducks? Your girls will be the cutest ducklings. 🐥

Lucifer: Yes actually! We decided to go as a little family of ducks this year. Charlie even agreed to be a duck too. Oh, I just can't wait!

[ask-adamsapple66]

-For Lucifer

Did you know humans dumped almost 3 thousand rubber ducks into the ocean by accident once?

Lucifer: Almost?? 👁️👁️ Where are these duckies!!

[ask-adamsapple66]

*hands Lucifer the Pansexual Pride Flag and hands Adam the Bisexual Pride Flag*

I got these for you to celebrate Pride Month.

Lucifer: Thank you!

Adam: Yeah thanks! I've been meaning to ask, what does pansexual mean?

Lucifer: Well, it has nothing to do with pans.

Adam: Thank fuck, I was worried.

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Happy Pride!✨

Lucifer: It's Pride Month folks!

Adam: That's right! I know this is super fucking late but here it is.

Lucifer: I've been Pansexual for as long as I can remember.

Adam: It took me a while to admit that I was bisexual. I think I always kind of knew but the word just..... Wasn't a thing back then?

Lucifer: It wasn't. But now it is! And I even got us outfits for Pride!

Adam: Oh Luci!

Lucifer: And I got the girls matching outfits.

Adam: They're going to look so fucking cute!!