#guitarduck

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Adam seeing Lucifer walking around in his robe and curlers, his oversized pink sweater and pyjama bottoms, in his ducky onesie on Sunday's and being like, "I could tap that. I bet he'd moan as he takes my cock." He finished his shot before going back to leer at Lucifer's wagging ass as he excitedly explained his latest duck with Charlie and Vaggi. Adam couldn't help but watch the tail of Lucifer's costume wiggle back and forth.

When Lucifer practically skipped off, Adam slid off the bar stool and followed. The elevator opened and he quickly stepped on behind Lucifer. Instead of hitting the button for his floor, he waited until they got off on Lu's floor.

The little king was so interested in his duck he didn't notice Adam until Adam boxed him up against the wall.

'Fuck, he's cute,' Adam stared down as Lucifer looked up at him.

"Adam?" Lucifer tilled his head curiously. "What are you doing?"

"We should fuck," Adam blurted out.

Those cute blinking eyes sharped and Lucifer smirked. "Should we now?"

The liquid courage that fuelled Adam ran out under Lucifer's scrutiny.

He almost recoiled and ran away, but Lucifer took the lapel of Adam's leather jacket in hand and yanked so hard that Adam's knees buckled and he found himself down on them looking up at Lucifer.

The cute look was wiped from Lucifer's face and replaced with a rather lustful one.

"Y-yes?" Adam replied a little unsure now.

Lucifer licked his lips hungrily, "bet you'd look so good taking my cock."

This wasn't how Adam thought things would go, but he couldn't say he was opposed.

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Adam and Lucifer on a secret date running into Alastor and Vox on a secret date.

Lucifer: I want to laugh, but I'm sickened by the idea that you would lower yourself to dating him.

Alastor: I could say the same for your choice of companion.

Lucifer: I was talking to Vox.

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Lucifer and Adam sat at their kid's high school graduation. Adam sobbed and cried his eyes out. That was his only baby, not counting the kids he had while alive and are long since grown and barely talk to him and Charlie his stepdaughter, and now they're grown up.

Their marriage was political, but they'd fallen in love over time, a child between being necessary for Heaven as a secondary heir. Heaven had no plans for killing Charlie, they just didn't trust sinners not to try to take the throne and attack heaven again. Adam was there to make sure sinners stay down and to have a backup heir, as part of the deal for peace.

Lucifer tried to console his weeping husband, but it was a lot. Like, uncontrollable sobbing coming from Adam. They need to go home, their son has plans with friends anyways, so they part ways and Lucifer holds Adam in the limo.

"You okay?" He asks as Adam clings to him. "I haven't seen you cry like this since you were pregnant." He chuckles, hoping to lighten the mood, but Adam freezes.

He's stiff in Lucifer's arms and Lucifer wonders if he said the wrong thing. Did he accidentally offend Adam?

Adam looked up and sniffled, "Lu, you don't think...?"

"What? No, no, nooo. I mean it's been ages and nothing's happened. The spell probably wore off years ago." But Lucifer looked into Adam's tear filled eyes and stopped. It was eerily similar to back then.

Unused to the hormones Adam had been an emotional wreck on top of feeling weird at being the one pregnant. He hadn't wanted to be pregnant, but he lost the coin toss, arm wrestling match, and hot dog eating contest. That's when Lucifer put his foot down. No more contests, no more discussion. Heaven wanted the marriage and he didn't want to have to fight Heaven if they decided to attack hell some more, but he would. If Adam didn't want to birth the child Heaven wanted out of the union, then that was fine with Lucifer and Adam could go back.

Adam didn't want to disappoint Sera or heaven more than he had and agreed to be the one to carry the child.

It was upsetting, and weird, and god, Adam fell in love with Lucifer's dick fucking him until his knees were weak and he came from just that cock inside him.

If Adam wasn't crying while pregnant, he was riding Lucifer's dick like a holy cross and his ass was trying to find salvation, or eating pickle and jam sandwiches... something Adam had that morning.

Lucifer bit his lip, Adam had also been pretty horny lately. Luckily the kiddo slept until ten most mornings when he didn't have school because Adam had bent himself over the breakfast table and pulled down his pyjama bottom that morning and Lucifer ate his slightly burnt because Adam had dismissed the servants that morning in order to make Lucifer breakfast himself, breakfast over Adam's back as he fucked his husband's brains out.

"Maybe?" Lucifer admitted.

They'd have the driver stop at a drug store on the way home.

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Lucifer held Adam as he sobbed some more on the edge of their bed.

'Great, nine more months of this.' He thought, not stupid enough to say it out loud.

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Comic based on a scene from Steven Universe!!! ✨

In this AU, Lucifer was never banished and remains an angel; he just came down to Earth because he was searching for the soul of his former friend, Adam. (They were friends in Eden, but Lucifer was caught sneaking into the garden, so he was given other tasks to distract him, and it worked for centuries.) He finds him, as Adam was in a cycle of reincarnation. The problem is, he doesn't remember anything, obviously 🥀

Furthermore, Lucifer still doesn't fully understand human feelings, but he tries

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Before I forget. I've been dying to post the crochet project I was working on

Duck Lucifer and Cow Adam were delivered to their new home this morning

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Mmmm Hi? 🥺

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Modern human AU where Charlie is visiting her dad and step-dad at their vacation home, she needs to use their bathroom because Vaggi is in the condo's other bathroom and as she's washing up she spots a bottle that is not a shampoo or conditioner bottle.

It takes about three seconds for her to body slam the idea of it being lube into the trash can of her mind. Nope. Her dad and Adam as sexless beings that do nothing more than hold hands and kissed at their wedding. They do not ... make love, in the shower or anywhere else. And she's going to repress this memory.

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Pirate Au 🦜

Part 51

Last Part Here

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Camilla and Zestal shared a look and nodded before running off to get everything that they need in order to venture out to the seas.

Adam: Do I need to bring anything?

Lucifer: Other than food, water, and shit ton of weapons and bullets, not really. But if you don't hurry I'll leave without you.

He turned and walked away towards his ship as Adam laughed.

Adam: You wouldn't do that!

Lucifer looked over his shoulder playfully smirking at the other captain, a glint of something in his eyes.

Lucifer: You really want to find out?

He winked making Adam gulp, he really didn't want to risk it. So ask quickly as he could he gathered up everything he could before making it onto the Devil's ship. She was a beauty and everything that Adam could have hoped for in being Lucifer's pride and joy pirate ship.

Lucifer walked over to the wheel and held the mass of it in his hands, it's been so long since he steered his ship that he almost forgot the feel of the wood on his palms, the groves indented into the wood from his hands were still there along with the chip in the wheel from the storm all those years ago.

Adam: She's a beauty, like her captain.~

Lucifer smirked: Didn't I tell you that flattery will get you nowhere?

Adam let his fingers dance on the devil's shoulder: Seems to be getting me pretty far, thus far.~

The sound of supplies dumped on the deck caught their attention as Camilla and Zestal were putting their things down.

Lucifer: Oi! Don't just be leaving shit about, put it away! We leave in five.

The other two said nothing as they did as they were told, Lucifer was doing them a major favor after all.

Adam: You run a tight ship.

Lucifer: Have to. If you have random shit laying about you're looking to get into trouble.

Have it be a tripping hazard and crew mate goes overboard or if all the shit is just in the way.

Once the others had put their things away they met Lucifer and Adam on the higher part of the deck.

Lucifer: So where exactly am I going?

Camilla: It's a lagoon that you can't miss, I'll mark it off on your map.

Adam: Would the girls be able to get away and run?

Camilla: There's a chance. But they wouldn't go too far on the island knowing we would come back.