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Cravings

@beef-brisket

Lucifer couldn't explain it, but he's been..... Wanting to eat some weird things lately.

Like, not just pickles and ice cream stuffed into a croissant, but also things like dirt and chewing on a tin can like it's bubble gum.

It was strange and he's never wanted to eat like this before.

Charlie walked into the kitchen and saw her dad slumped over a little bit sprinkling...... Dirt onto coffee cake?

Charlie: Ummm....? Whatcha doing there?

Lucifer: Oh, hey there duckie. I'm not sure, but I'm liking the crunch.

She wrinkled her nose when he took a big bite and practically melted as if it were the most delicious thing in the world. Which she knew that it couldn't be because it was fucking dirt.

Charlie: Why are you eating dirt?

Luicfer's chewing slowed: I'm not sure. My eating habits have changed over the last...... Three weeks? Yeah, I'm not sure why. I haven't even eaten pancakes since then.

Now that had Charlie's attention, her father was a pancake man and the fact he hasn't made any was strange in itself.

Charlie: Maybe go see aunt Bel, she might be able to tell you something.

The King groaned, as much as he enjoyed his sister's company he didn't fancy going to the doctors. This was just a phase and would pass!!

....... But the dirt eating was weird.

Lucifer: Okay fine, it can't hurt.

Charlie smiled and gave him a hug before sending him on his way, she didn't want to hurt his feelings but the bad eating habits might start to rub off on her guests and she can't have that.

If they're okay doing coke off a toilet seat who knows what they'll be okay with eating.

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Lucifer sat there and waited for Bel to come back with his results, swinging his feet off the end of the patient seat trying to avoid the temptation of opening the window and grabbing a fistful of dirt.

His mouth watered just thinking of it.

Bel smiled as she came in: Okay! So, the dirt and other cravings are known as Pika an eating disorder that makes you crave things that you should never eat, like dirt and glass.

Lucifer: Okay...... But why?

Bel: Well, according to your blood test you're pregnant.

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Finding The Devil

Based on this ask and many others based on it!

@talesfromawannabewriter

When Adam got the news that the devil had died, many would think that he would be happy. That he would jump for joy and ask about it in great detail.

But he didn't, he was shell shocked that such a thing would even happen.

Adam: How?

Was all he asked. Lute looked at him and gave a pensive look.

Lute: That laser the sinners wanted to use to attack Heaven, apparently his magic was too much for it and.... Well, he exploded.

Exploded.

Killed essentially but his own magic, how tragic. Adam looked down, he didn't know how to feel. His chest felt tight and heavy.

Adam: You don't honestly think that's the end of him Lute.

Lute: Sir? He's gone.

Adam gave her a hardened look: No, he's not. Not that easy. Someone like Lucifer..... He wouldn't just die, he'll be back. The moment he does I want to know about it.

Lute firmed up: Of course sir.

And that was what Sera told Adam, to keep an eye out for any hint of the devil anywhere. If there was a chance any soul could be reborn it would be his.

He just didn't know he'd be waiting 25 years.

-

Lucifer smiled as he hung up his art work on the wall in his new apartment, it was close enough to the university that he was going to so he wouldn't have to live on campus and he wouldn't be late.

It was his third year of his four year bachelor's degree in the arts and he couldn't wait to make it to his final year to start working.

He glanced over at the clock on his nightstand, he should leave now and make it to the craft store for his supplies for his portfolio this year before the place closes.

He gathered up everything and left to get what he needed, not knowing two sets of eyes, one from each realm above and below were watching to report back to their superiors.

-

Adam sighed as he looked out over the Heavens ocean view. Beautiful as always.

Today was the rare day he had nothing to do, Abel was out with Peter and Emily so that left Adam alone to do his own thing.

He heard footsteps in the sand come up behind him.

Adam: What is it dangertits? This is my me time.

Lute: I know sir, sorry to interrupt but...... It's him.

Adam slowly turned to face her: What?

Lute nodded: It's him. The devil, he's on earth in human form.

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Hell’s Kitty Cat Kitten Cafe’s newest diversity hire, Fallen Archangel Adam, does his best to make any guest feel purrfectly welcomed!

Indulgence for me and @cakerybakery

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Adam moaned, exhausted from doing chores and sank to the floor of the finally clean manor. His short skirt settled around him, barely covering his crotch. The silky stockings only covered up to his mid-thigh and Adam felt the cooling touch of the stone tiles under him all the up to his ass.

His feet were so sore. The kitten heels weren't made for standing and cleaning in all day. He wanted to strip them off and toss into a corner never to be seen again.

The other maids had stopped as soon as the work was done and were waiting for Lucifer to inspect their work before he magicked the clones away. Adam looked forward to it. Although he was grateful for the magical army of maids, he'd be no where near done if not for them, it was unsettling to be scrubbing toilets next to an imitation of Lucifer.

It didn't stop him from allowing each and every clone to use him.

His feet weren't the only things sore. His jaw ached from giving blowjobs, and he was glad for the plug or he'd be leaking all over the floor.

"My oh my," Lucifer chirped, the real one. He admired the work of his clones and Adam. "You're nearly done."

That got Adam's attention. Nearly? What else was there to clean?

A zipper unzipped and Lucifer's cock jutted out in front of Adam's face. He opened his mouth like a pavloved dog upon seeing his master's dick and was rewarded with a mouth full of cock.

Adam bobbed his head up and down the length, burying his face into Lucifer's soft golden pubes as he easily deep-throated Lucifer. The man always vaguely tasted of honeyed apples, making it easy to enjoy sucking cock. But before he could finish Lucifer off, he pulled out.

"Perfect. Good job." Lucifer petted Adam's head, just past the frilly headband. "He's all yours," Lucifer addressed the clones.

Lucifer only went a few feet away before turning around and falling back into a summoned throne to watch as the clones fell upon Adam.

His heels were pulled off as Adam was overwhelmed but the clones in equally as frilly maid uniforms as his own. He was pulled into the lap of one Lucifer that groped between Adam's legs and replaced the plug in his ass with cock. Another nestled in front of him and Adam panted as a second dick joined the first.

The clone between his legs rocked them so both dicks were fucking his ass in tandem. As they worked two more cloned seized his stockinged feet to hump and his hands curled around dick as well. Still another clone stood over him and Adam could do nothing but moan around the honeyed apple cock using his mouth.

Dicks in his face masturbated loads across his cheeks and forehead. He could feel clones opening his blouse and their hot cum landing on his chest.

Adam could only moan in pleasure until the last cock came on him or in him and he was left in a heap on the floor, his own neglected cock straining under the cum stained skirt.

"I think my tired maid needs to go to bed." Lucifer chuckled as he scooped Adam up with one arm and wrapped the other around Adam's dick. He jerked Adam off as he carried Adam back to the master bedroom. "Did you have fun today?" Lucifer asked, a purr in his voice.

"The best." Adam sighed, getting close the cumming and trying not to squirm too much.

"Good." Lucifer laid him down in the bed and settled between Adam's legs.

Lucifer's cock filled him and within a few strokes and thrusts they both had cum undone.

Magic cleaned Adam up and he curled into Lucifer.

"What do you want to do tomorrow?" Lucifer asked, playing softly with Adam's hair.

"Hmm?" Adam could barely keep his eyes open now that he was well fucked and in bed. "Oh I don't know. Something less exhausting. Breakfast in bed, maybe watching some tv. I don't care. Ask me tomorrow."

He was nearly gone for the night but heard Lucifer's little laugh, felt the kiss to the too of his head, and heard Lucifer's last words to him for the evening. "Alright. Happy birthday, darling. Glad you had fun."

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There should be more art of otps in boxes being shipped

All jumbled together and shit

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Bad End Theater

@talesfromawannabewriter

Adam sat in the audience of his theater, it was rather empty for a Saturday night but he supposed that's what happens when you get bad reviews.

People don't like bad endings to stories filled with heart break, horror, and most of all tragedy. They wait for the happy ending that makes it all better.

But that's not his stories...... He never was good at writing a happy ending.

When he heard the door open he pulled his mask down to look over and see a single patron. He was dressed casually with red and black clock, the hood was on his head shadowing his eyes but his skin was fair like the freshly fallen snow.

Just like...... No.

Adam: Are you here for the show?

The man nodded: I wanted to see what the hype was about.

Adam: But of course! Let me set the stage, this play is interactive you know. Would you like to start with The Hero Lute, The Maiden Adam, The Underling Angel, or the OverLord Lucifer?

The man's lip twitched a little upward at hearing the names, but he soon composed himself.

Man: Let's start with Adam.

Adam nodded, he swore this man sounded familiar but he couldn't place it.

The stage lit up and it showed a young man in a maiden outfit going about his day.

This was Adam, he was the maiden who all his life was told that one day the demon Overlord would come and kidnap him to make him a slave. He's never understood why this was meant to be his fate but Adam always prayed that it wouldn't happen.

And it didn't. There was never a demon anywhere near the village he lived in but people kept telling him that this was his fate and he had to embrace it.

So he decided that enough was enough, he didn't want to wait around he was going to take things into his own hands.

That's when Adam left to go see the OverLord himself, on his way there that's when he came across a talk thin demon.

Should he be polite or demand to be taken to their King?

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Of Blessings and Anguish

@beef-brisket

They say that it takes a village to raise a child, they couldn't be more right about that. Adam felt so blessed that one of his neighbors was also a good guy with his own kid.

Adam and his wife Eve had three boys, Seth being their oldest with Cain and Abel as their twins with Abel being the baby.

His friend and neighbor Lucifer Morningstar only had the one kid, an adorable little girl named Charlotte but she prefers Charlie much to her mother's annoyance.

Since Charlie was around the same age as their twins, the Kadmons and Morningstars started to spend a lot of time together.

It all started with a summer block party and BBQ that brought everyone together.

Lucifer: It's so funny that you say the boys are in swimming lessons, I just signed Charlie up too.

Adam: Right on man! Oh, you see that lovely lady there grabbing a burger?

He pointed over to Eve who was getting some food for herself and the boys.

Lucifer: Yeah?

Adam: That's my wife Eve. We're in a good place, been a little rocky but that's normal.

Lucifer: Totally. You see the blonde in the sunglasses? That's my wife Lilith.

Adam: The one who doesn't look very impressed?

Lucifer: Yeah that's her...... Block parties aren't her thing, she prefers fine dining. Or just eating indoors in general.

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Cowboy Heat 2: Back to Roots

@beef-brisket

Lucifer huffed as he placed the heavy crate of vegetables on the porch, this one bin would be what him and Adam have to eat for the next two weeks while they sell the rest.

Life has been good on the farm, nearly a year since they left town to start it and be together.

Things were going really well, Lucifer tended to the crops and Adam tender to all their livestock. He was very good with the animals.

Every once in a while Adam would go and see his boys, they even came to the farm once. Oh how Lucifer remembered how excited they were to meet all the animals and ride a horse for the first time.

Adam: Need a hand?

Lucifer smiled and turned: I wouldn't mind one.

Adam chuckled as he lifted two crates onto the back of the truck for transport to the next town over to be sold.

Adam: Lucky for you, there's a big strong man here to help.~

Lucifer hummed: Oh really? Where is he?

Adam gasped: You bitch! After all I've done for you.

Lucifer laughed more only to start running when Adam chased him and eventually caught up and picked him making the former sheriff laugh more.

Lucifer: Put me down!

Adam: Never! You're my sexy prisoner now.~

Lucifer snorted: Oh no, whatever shall I do?