#guitarduck

[twost3ps]

Goatcifer for the win lol

Using cutie patootie privileges to get attention

I’m always so down for an animal lover Adam

[gravehagmilk]

Edit: fixed a few things

[themightymogar]

Gravity but make it AdamsApple bc why not

[emmitsu-art]

Your obsessed with me~ 🎸🍎

[obamerzslop]

Adam being jealous of a literal rubber duck, he's so stupid

[mininoiibat]

Ah…

[divine0rdainment]

"I CAN FIX THEM" VS "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT"

I like this dynamic more than "I can fix them" vs "I can make them worse"

Good luck implies "I like my little goodie two shoes the way they are, but they will not make me a better person, and that's ok"

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

The Brides of the Devil

@talesfromawannabewriter

Lucifer, the angel of light fell in love in the garden of Eden not once but twice. With both the first man and woman, Adam and Lilith.

The first humans were meant to be husband and wife but they didn't love each other the way Heaven and the angels wanted them to. They cared about each other more like siblings, twins even since they were made from the same dirt on the same day.

But they too were enchanted with the handsome archangel Lucifer who came down to Eden to keep them company. Not only was he handsome but he was very kind and showed them how to have fun.

And what love was.

Both first humans wanted the angel for themselves, however, Lucifer couldn't pick between them. He loves them both and wanted to give them both his love without hurting the others feelings.

So they came to an agreement that both Adam and Lilith would be Lucifer's bride.

But the angels were not happy with this, only the humans were meant to populate the Earth and not have an angel interfere with their mating ritual. So Lucifer was forced to stay away.

Adam and Lilith were devastated when two weeks passed and their angel hadn't returned. The whole time Lucifer was planning a way to get back at Heaven and be with his loves.

He was going to give them the apple. This way they can truly understand the gravity of the situation they were in and could choose for themselves what they wanted.