#ask alabaster

[askalabaster]

what do you plan on doing for spring break? i get to go to california :]

Nothin Much, Shot another music video actually…

I cut it off with Murdoc, he celebrated.

And so did I ;)

[warmwoat]

She is Awake.

@askalabaster is now online.

The current year is set to 2005.

[askalabaster]

GUYS! GUYS! I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM!

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HER DOWN?!?!?!

[askalabaster]

Damn, she’s been asleep for like 3 weeks…

Perhaps it’s best this way, after what happened to Noodle.

They abandoned Kong Studios.

Still… I wonder what she’s dreaming about in there…

Within her dream Alabaster finds herself in a place she doesn’t recognize yet feels familiar somehow.

It is peaceful here; she has a basket, was she working on something and just dozed off…

Oh gods, that’s right! She was collecting purple water lilies-

Then you make eye contact with a strange creature and everything goes dark.

“You have forgotten your purpose.”

*clay pot shattering sounds*

H-Holy fuck….

Wait…

I’m free now…

… it looks like I’m in the garage. Why are all the cars gone!?

[askalabaster]

i can't sleep. what u doing

I am trying to get Noodle to get off of the gods damn floating island prop..

It’s fuckin 2 in the morning!

[askalabaster]

Luv I was wondering if you’ve seen mudz anywhere, I think he stole my hair dye and I have a gig in like 17 min!!!

(Don’t mind the shard of glass in his face, mudz fucked it up with a beer bottle yesterday 💔😭)

@jayasks

Shit! I thought this was one of those little wine coolers!

…. Oh well :)

*She aggressively points at you*

Who fucked up your face?

[askalabaster]

“Cease doing nothing and feeling sorry for yourself. They are not coming back.”

“ Oh, like you know shit…”

“Murdoc wouldn’t abandon such a vast investment of resources, just because of one horrific accident and one dead child, right?”

“…Actually I was thinking about how much this bath water smells like quarters.”

[askalabaster]

So folks! I'm in the desert! Well more like Murdoc has forced all of us and a camera crew to all travel to the desert to shoot this: "EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MUSIC VIDEO" Also they're a bunch of school children here???? They all keep asking me if PrettyLady is friendly and I am this close to just kicking one of them like a football. The American football not the British one. Its hotter then the fuckin Winnebago out here, and that fucker has no AC. Anyways, Murdoc says I'm gonna be like a horseman of war or some shit in the video. My role, as usual, is to be scary, far away, and not talk. LOVELY!!!! While the blue-haired fraud, gets to prance around with no shirt on in front of the cameras! All sweaty, and.... STUPID!