#ask baconsloth

[baconsloth]

you're gorgeous :)

thanks sweetie, you too :)

[baconsloth]

You are just incredibly gorgeous. I seriously think I'm in love

oooooh my lord, thank you! hahaha

[baconsloth]

Is it ever too late?

Is it ever too early?

[baconsloth]

29 and 14

14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: literal drawers full of sex toys and lingerie and other sex paraphernalia lmao29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: “even if you were an actual demon, I’d still fuck you”

[baconsloth]

15-25 👭💖

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5. Leather jacket lesbian or letterman jacket lesbian - leather jacket

16. Puts too much salt on food lesbian or too much pepper - too much pepper

17. Glitter eyeshadow lesbian or matte eyeshadow lesbian - matte eyeshadow

18. Flower lesbian or succulent lesbian - succulents ftw

19. Ugly cat print sweater lesbian or jean jacket that looks like it’s been through a war lesbian - ugly cat sweaters ??? no cat sweater is ugly tysm

20. Spaghettios lesbian or Kraft dinner lesbian - I’m disgusting both thanks

21. Hot chocolate lesbian or lemonade lesbian - lemonade

22. Champagne lesbian or whiskey lesbian - whiskey pls

23. Dark aesthetic lesbian or pastel aesthetic lesbian - honestly both??

24. Silk velvet lesbian or crushed velvet lesbian - again, both bc I’m extra like that

25. Ball gown lesbian or tuxedo lesbian - ball gowns :))))

[baconsloth]

lace or leather? fitted or flared? white t-shirt or white blouse? french or british style? new york or paris?

lace, flared, blouse, french, paris

[baconsloth]

what are your favorite childhood memories?

I can’t really think of one specific thing because ~childhood amnesia~ but I loved baking with my grandma, and I’m in love with baking now because of her 

[baconsloth]

These mash potato posts are giving me life

I aim to please 😌😌