#ask eblu

[eblu3]

I had to draw your scoli.... the dark palette is so pretty

HOLY SMOKES

[eblu3]

why are people so weird about sex repulsed people i do not get it. like why do they think thats "wrong" or smth. different isn't wrong. idk im just saying shit

do not take my words as fact but from what I can tell it's because there's this whole Thing about how people believe that it's innately human I guess. that and there are all these moral crusaders running around making a mess of things so people are resisting that by getting even freakier and shooting down anyone who says that they don't like sex. which leaves people like me sort of stuck at the kids table with nowhere to really go

[eblu3]

have you ever read Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff by Dave Strider?

[eblu3]

I'm eblu! 24 going on 25. I make stuff sometimes, hoping that I'll be able to do it a bit more in the future. I'm a huge media guy and like settling down with a good video game every so often. If Sonic Adventure 2 is your favorite or you're really into 90s music then I'm your guy. I'm still navigating a lot of things that might be a given for most people and learning so please give me patience and let me know if I upset you at all.

My website is collecting a bit of dust as I figure out what to do with it but you can visit it at https://eblu.space. If you want to follow me offsite, you can do so via Mastodon at @[email protected] and Bluesky at @eblu.space. You can also follow my Mastodon account on the latter at @fedi.eblu.space.

I don't really care what anyone's into, I will use my own discretion and block/mute/unfollow as needed. However, please do not send me anything NSFW/kinky without asking, especially TF, as this is a hard boundary for me that I would rather not have anyone else cross. I support people's rights to be as freaky as they want to be but I'd rather not participate in that myself.

I tag things I make as #things I made, answer asks under #ask eblu, and tag art of my favorite Pokémon line with #scoliposting.

Also check out my sona, Cobalt! He's a two foot tall ant (exact species unspecified). You're free to draw him if you want to, I do it myself sometimes! I have a few more OCs in the vault but I haven't really engaged with them lately. All art below by myself.

[eblu3]

that bug u like

that bug I like...

[eblu3]

Do you have any plans for projects or what have for the near future you are excited for?

I do have ideas of things that I want to make but unfortunately I am being tormented by the specters of Art Block and Executive Dysfunction

[eblu3]

sprays bat attractant in your inbox

ah great they're all over the old trick or treat asks that I never got around to addressing because my computer died. now what do I do

[eblu3]

What are your pokemon opinions? Favorite game, opinions on the franchise as a whole etc

uh lemme see. non exhaustive list of opinions

the franchise in general has a CRIMINALLY underrated level of worldbuilding that barely ever gets looked into, even when the fans get a hold of it. people get too caught up in pokemon biology to really step back and go "wait we have a whole world of intelligent animals with superpowers and technology that has rapidly developed to the point where literal holograms exist and you can store living creatures on a computer coexisting with nature." but we gotta ship the same five white boy twinks apparently!

honestly speaking I'm fine if the games aren't technically sound, I like jank and I'm not really in it for the graphics anyway. I think having a really tight schedule for everything and trying to coordinate across multiple companies might be causing issues though

as a Bug Type Enjoyer I gotta say that scyther isn't fooling me, that is a lizard with a few bug parts. also rellor and kleavor really rub me the wrong way

people need to move on from kanto at this point. there are literal adults that were born during gen 4. you're just alienating people at this point

I haven't played any pmd games mostly because when I emulated one I got a little miffed at the game only ever ascribing you starters. if I'm going to be government assigned a pokemon then it has to be selected from a larger pool than that. and selected by a person who understands my personality even better than I do

actually I want to be government assigned a pokemon based on my personality because I'm a sucker for being government assigned things

we need to make market speculators illegal before they drive the prices of these games up even more. I'm not paying 100 bones for black/white

honestly I don't think there's actually a Bad pokemon game, it's just middling at worst. unless it's a crappy flash game from 2002 or something

favorite is probably either legends arceus or gen 5 from back when I gave it a shot in an emulator. I haven't played b2w2 because I burned out on it. nintendo can get mad at me but I do have legit copies of legends arceus, violet, and moon (still need to play the rest of that)

"they just have the ability to get really small" is the funniest possible canon explanation for how pokeballs work

fat pikachu best pikachu

I don't mind chespin and chesnaught they look good. quilladin is really goofy looking however and I'm glad it's a middle stage that everyone forgets about anyway

this still remains the only franchise in gaming with bug designs that compromise the least on them being bugs while still making them look appealing

I don't believe that the corporate shenanigans are game freak's fault. please stop getting mad at them and give their other games a chance for once. why does nobody talk about drill dozer or harmoknight or pocket card jockey

I'm glad that they finally moved on from ash in the anime, that formula was getting beyond stale