#ask enki

[ask-thedarkpriest]

*a bit later, cahara taps enki on the shoulder.*

hungry? check it.

*he held up a meatpie proudly, which he'd seemingly looted from a guard.*

don't think you've eaten in a while, have you?

*he also, glaringly, doesn't seem upset at all about what had happened.*

- @20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall

*Enki was almost ready to elbow the person who tapped him on the shoulder in the face, but he calmed down once he realized it was Cahara... well, sort of. He turned around to see the meat pie in Cahara’s hand.*

Where did you get this? *Enki asked before declining her offer.* I have no need for that, Ragnvaldr has already shared some of his rations with me.

[ask-thedarkpriest]

fake or real?

What possessed you to make this? Are you sick in the head?

[ask-thedarkpriest]

Is it true that you wear sexy lingerie under those robes? 🐶

Every day I wake up and wonder why I am still alive…

[ask-thedarkpriest]

You can use your device to make a picture, almost like someone is making a painting of you guys!

Yes, Cahara has told me before. I tried, and this is what I managed to get.

[ask-thedarkpriest]

If, in a purely hypothetical situation, Ragnvaldr offered, are you hitting that?

Only in marriage, when we are both close to death, but outside of that? No, though I doubt that even in the case of marriage he would offer that to me; I have a better chance with Cahara.

[ask-thedarkpriest]

*grumble. he's clearly embarrassed about whatever he's about to ask.*

hey, enki, can you read this for me?

*he hands him a book. it looks vaguely occult in nature, but definitely not...too important.*

- @20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall

What is it that you want me to read?

[ask-thedarkpriest]

who eats the most?

I think it's obvious..

Ragnvaldr, that man can eat anything, and I mean ANYTHING. He is the greed that alll-mer was talking about.

[ask-thedarkpriest]

I know you are very much mad at him and I honestly understand your anger but you have to admit that he has been perhaps one of the only people in the group that genuinely likes you and actually cares for you.

He doesn’t like me the way he claims; he has a tendency to constantly talk and act like the caregiver in the group. He does care for us, but he is exaggerating our partnership. He behaves this way because he knows you people only engage with him because of me, and he's toying with your fantasies by pretending to like me. This man is desperate for any outlet and finds it amusing to upset me. If you had seen how he looks at me with disdain, similar to how the other two do, you wouldn’t take his words seriously. He claims he doesn’t care about my profession, but he does, as shown by his refusal to trust me with many tasks in the group. Remember when he said he enjoys having me around when he’s guarding the others? Did he mention how he grips his axe tightly when I’m near or how he constantly watches me?