Not gonna lie, I thought your URL said "Bam Fat Night". And I was really happy for a second. YEAH, BAM! FAT NIGHT BITCHES! Also, is it true that if I rub your belly, your leg kicks?
[ The fuzzy blue elf blinked as he tried to figure out if the question was referring to him as a dog or not. Offended, yet not because he was a bit used to such reactions that he sighed lightly and glanced at the man. ]
I wouldn't know because I've never tried.
And I don't know vat 'bam fat night' means, if you vouldn't mind explaining zis to me?











