#ask eros

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always enjoyed the idea of characters humping things that were not really ever inteded for that

a pillow is normal. that's expected

however, the bathtub side because it's cold? yea, never really intended for that but pop off

Oh same real neat when ppl hump random stuff

Like tables/chairs, kitchen counters, the side of the bed, couches, plushies, fresh laundry…

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sometimes when people are dicks to me in public I like to imagine noel glaring at them over my shoulder and it makes me not punch people

He so would. His glare is enough to intimidate anyone!

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44 Eros!

Personal shit?

44. Selfie?

Eros blinked, and shrugged. “Sure, just let me take one~” He hummed, winking before leaving to go do just that.

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Hihi @bee-temporary-garbage sorry for the tag on this blog but I figured it’s easiest to talk about here considering the nature of the fic. I added some horny thoughts under Keep Reading

In short, I love making Texas suffer just a little bit. In an affectionate way, I swear. Sometimes you gotta bully the character. Plus, I’m sure Alaska would love seeing him squirm

Alaska inviting Texas to join them. Texas is apprehensive but agrees. When hes there, Alaska blindfolds him, and makes him sit at the edge of their bed and just listen.

Texas is initially outraged, perhaps embarrassed. But Alaska speaks, lowly, emphasizing just how aroused California is right now. Degrades him for getting off to Texas being there with them.

And Texas can’t help but listen. Is California really that turned on? Because of him? What does he look like right now, Texas can’t help but wonder. His hands twitch to take off the blindfold, stopped by Alaska firmly telling him no, domt take it off

California is very vocal, encouraged by Alaska, who insists that Texas wants to hear him. Alaska even makes a point to point out Texas’ visible arousal.

He does at least allow Texas to take himself in his hand, palm himself through fabric and pull out his leaking dick to stroke in time with California’s panting.

And by the end, Alaska allows California to go down on Texas. With all the things hed been through, he deserves at least that. Texas lasts not even five minutes and cums in Californias mouth, which is then kissed into his own after

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love taking a break from writing Cal getting railed by Illi and NY just to see your post with comments about drawing Cal pregnant lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA I WILL NEVER LET U REST

drop the words por favor 🤲?

Tbh I’m long overdue to draw her pregnant, I should’ve done it already by now I’m just lazy and also a coward

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If Deer!Ohio didn't want Ranger!Michigan fucking him then why fluffy butt?

Ohio getting “stuck” in a fence: oh nooooo I sure hope no mean loser ranger happens upon me and takes advantage of my super soft butt and grabs my tail that would be the worst

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my god i need to tell you about my NY age headcannon

NY gives late 50s because i fuck with him have a grey streak in short, slicked back hair that poofs up some. he looks like he's been in the mafia and has connections and those dark circles are not helping his case

I nEED NY with a grey streak in his hair

Bestie I gotchuuu

Ngl ive been rereading one of my favorite manwhas so this drawing of New York mayyyy be inspired by the gangster character in that because I think. Heeee is so yum

Tbh this version of him is ideal fr

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Do you think of anyone as firmly a top or bottom, or are they all switches with maybe preferences?

I think, for the most part, they switch up a lot for me. I just lean towards whatever’s hottest for me

I lean pretty hard toward New York being a top lol but I know he’s mostly considered by fandom to bottom

Texas is someone I LOVE to see as a bottom but I don’t mind him topping heheh. But I think no matter what he’s pretty weak to pleasure 😈even whem he tops he’s getting put in his place

California bottoms almost always for me but there are some ships and scenarios I can see him switching, like with Florida

Massachusetts is the one I can always always switch. Maybe some ships he has a more defined role but he pretty much takes any position ;)

Illinois also switches a lot for me. I can see him bottoming or topping in plenty scenarios

Nevada feels like a top to me but I feel doesnt mind switching

Alaska I love to have top but SOMETIMES you just gotta see a big man be on the receiving end yk

Georgia is such a pillow princess so it really doesn’t matter. He bottoms mainly cause a lot of his partners seem to just take the initiative but once in a while he finds himself being used as a dildo and he won’t complain about that ever

Florida switched a lot for me as well(most of the states I find switching)

Minnesota is so service top to me honestly it’s very hard but not impossible to get him riled up enough to take charge

Montana strikes me as a top too tbh but like. Still figuring that out

Washington could be a power bottom or maybe a top idk that feels right lol

Imo I could only see Maine bottoming

Oh and I just love bottom Ohio he’s the reason I started this blog lmao also very power bottom vibes

Speaking of which Michigan would switch but I’m a big ohiogan shipper so he tops mainly for me :3

Arizona bottoms, New Mexico tops, Utah and Colorado are both switches imo

Hmmm thats all I got for now but feel free to ask about anyone specific :D