#ask fionna

[asktherealfionnamertens]

Listen if there is ever a bad dude around and you needa' kick his buns just do what i do! 

[fionna-the-human-girl]

What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

Euuuugh…I mean, there’s been an awful lotta gross gub in this gut, man. Me n’ Cake settle arguments a lot a’ the time by daring each other to stomach the nastiest crud we can find. Whoever throws their guts up first loses!

I think the worst time was prolly… when she dared me to have some a’ the janky toe jam from this ogre’s foot. I mean, an adventurer can’t back down from a challenge, right!? ;-; 

The ogre wasn’t too happy ‘bout us pickin’ around tween his toes in the first place though, let alone when I threw up all over the guy. Heh. I totally won the dare though.

[fionna-the-human-girl]

hey Fionna is it true that Marshall bit you then tried to kill himself?

Uhh... no?That'd be messed up, bro. I mean Marsh likes to joke around about bein' all demon-y and bitin' people n' whatever, but he's not really so bad >:P

[fionna-the-human-girl]

Who would you rather kiss, Marshall, Gumball, or Flame Prince?

Uhhh... Hm. >:I

Kissin' n' junk isn't really what I'm about dude. Plus I mean, that kinda lip action would hurt like hecks with FP, and... I dunno, prolly be really sticky with Gumball judgin' from the gloopyness of his hair...and with Marshall I think I straight up wouldn't wanna give him the satisfaction ¬-¬ dude would be teasin' me for weeks!Can't I just smooch Cake on the top a' her head or somethin'...?

[fionna-the-human-girl]

I have a box of anime kitties want one? They are rainbow colored and are cuter than Cake

Hey! >:O Don’t you be dissin’ Cake’s levels of cuteitude. 

NOTHIN’ is cuter than Cake.

I mean, can your kitties look cute even though they transformed themselves into POOP?!

I didn't think so

[fionna-the-human-girl]

Fionna...if your in turtle prince's library and there's a random guy next to you offering you a sandwich would you take the sandwich or no...?

Hmmmmm... that's a pretty tricksy question, guy. >:T

After some deliber-mer-ation I guess it depends on how stinky..a) the sandwich isb) the guy is

Cause like... if you take a stinky sandwich off a dude who smells like he's fresh outta the flower kingdom, then I dunno, maybe there's just some really great sauce up in that sandwich! Buuuut... if you take a real dull scenty sandwich from a guy who's been wrestlin' with sewer monsters then... I dunno somethin' bout that just seems suspicious to my adventurer's senses man.I mean.. is there a guy offerin' sandwiches out? 'Cause all this foods talks is makin' me kinda hungry now...

[fionna-the-human-girl]

I wanted to go as Fi for a party but I couldn't find a hat or bag in time, is there any other way I can make it obvious who I am being? X

((Sorry I'm prolly respondin to this super late ahh! But I've seen some people use just a white headband with bunny ears on? You can probs find a pair at a local fancy dress shop or somethin! 0u0))

[fionna-the-human-girl]

Hot hot hot hot

Don't remind me mang! .-.