#ask hatchings

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psg!!!

aNGELS

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the comments on that video are all just "congratulations" im laughign

OMGRNEJJEJFGHSDHF

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um i changed my mind U DO ALL OF TEM TOO u fucking rude. for val.

WOW!!!

1: What's your OCs favorite color?

red

2: Where does your OC work?

she's an executioner

3: What's your OCs favorite food?

fish

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?

plastic, fuck recycling

5: How old is your OC?

somewhere in the low thousnds

6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?

she can throw a dragon does that count

7: Is your OC in a relationship?

yes

8: What are some of your OCs strengths?

rippling musculature

9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?

shes a fucking hobbit

10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?

ARMOUR

11: What is your OCs spirit animal?

probably a swan or goose, those assholes will fuck u up

12: Is your OC sexually active?

yes ;D

13: What is your OCs earliest memory?

she killed a man

14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?

in a modern au yes

but its a nokia and all she does is throw it at people

15: What makes your OC angry?

everything

everything

17: How long can your OC hold their breath?

not long

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?

boring and red

19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?

plaid (lesbian)

41: What is your OCs motto about life?

if someone puts you down, kill them

42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?

tea

43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?

herself

44: What color eyes does your OC have?

red

45: Does your OC like reading?

a lot

46: Is your OC loyal?

yeah

47: Does your OC tolerate violence?

[LAUGHTER]

48: What social class is your OC from?

shes a noble and an asshole

49: What country was your OC born in?

maelder-vahn

50: Does your OC cry easily?

fuck no

51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?

the kind you listened to when you were 13

52: How does your OC feel about insects?

[GAY SCREAMING]

53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?

lesbian

54: Does your OC smoke?

yes

55: What gender is your OC?

female

56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?

armour and shit made of silk and stuff

57: Would you call your OC adventurous?

somewhat

58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?

extroverted

59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?

SHES A FUCKING... GENOCIDAL MANIAC...

60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

yeah actually she does

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mallory, 40

she ate her own pinkie/index fingers in a human rp once but she was kinda off her rocker at that time

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do 20-40 for VAL

here we go

20: What's your OCs favorite kind of pizza?

something totally gross like SARDINES

21: Who is your OCs best friend?

herself (jk, clare)

22: Has your OC ever killed someone?

somewhere in the low hundred thousands someones

23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?

val fucked a dude once, truefax

24: What does your OC smell like?

SUFFERING

25: What time of year does your OC prefer?

winter and autumn, but mostly winter. she likes the cold.

26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)

a human for the most part

27: What languages does your OC speak?

common, elvish, kirzian, chimaeric, draconic

28: Does your OC like anime?

in a modern au she'd probably be pretty into lesbian anime porn but thats about it

29: Can your OC swim?

no but she will claim she can

30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?

she is pretty well groomed she shaves everything

31: Does your OC believe in fairies?

fuck no

32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?

college for assholes, majored in dickery (no in a modern au she did but idefK what her major would be)

33: Are your OCs parents dead?

no

34: Is your OC religious?

[LAUGHTER] [CRYING]

35: How flexible is your OC?

she can put her head between her legs and walk around on her arms she is a bendy

36: What turns your OC on?

what DOESNT

37: What was your OCs first word?

probably something like "fuck you, mom"

38: Does your OC have any pets?

she has a horse, and clare

39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?

her girlfriend

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?

she fucked a dude once, true story

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what if clare and val modern au and they have tumblrs to both be bitches and rp very seriously at eachother and it contines to be fcking ridiculous

WHY HAVENT WE DONE THIS

lets make them blogs in the morning

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rose, blue, pink, orange nyaahhhhhhh

<33333

(climbs on head) dittooooOOOOoo

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red and blue and pale violet. pale violet of course because we are rly already pale girlfriends this is the way.

sari is so much better at being serious about these things than me

ditto!!!! <>