#ask him

[gardenerian]

And you just know he's constantly setting of metal detectors... And poor Ian is never sure if he has a gun or a spoon

kat omg. i was standing in my kitchen when i read this and out loud said to myself THAT IS SO FUNNY askldfh i am absolutely dying thinking of ian standing, waiting for mickey to walk through the detector like

please let it be a spoon....... please god let it be a spoon this time meanwhile mickey is like 🤨 obviously it's a spoon ian 🤨 don't worry tho i managed to sneak my fuckin knife in 😇

[ask-radio-deerman]

You don't eat babies right? Well I hope not. Watch this for me. *hands over an infant* be back soon! *leaves*

No? Babies are fine I just don't-

..........

Well shit.

[girls-to-men]

Was abt to make a joke in here abt “fucking the weed man for weed, but doctor I AM the weed man” but a really funny thing happened that I was able to go on T because one of my friends I smoke with got given too much gel on prescription so just gave it to me. We’re out here forcemascing the weed man!

fuckkkkkk that's honestly a genius reversal.... tboy going to his dealer and "she" has been noticing the changes in her guy friend...... all of a sudden he's trading testosterone gel to his plug in exchange for weed...... just a cycle of trading one for the other until they're just two stoned-out dudes

[craftycreature050]

I’m putting this guy in for @sonic-fankid-showdown however you do that. Feel free to ask questions (please)

[slastyona]

Langon for LOTR ask

Honestly, Idk how should I translate what I wrote there, bc it is kinda rhymed... Literal translation:

1: Uh-Oh. I thought that's known. I am a herald, which means a flatterer, a pleaser and a loyal messenger.

2: I spread his will, I talk in his name, I help everyone to feel fear and loyalty and that's my pleasure. My duty is enjoyable and eas...

3: ...what do you mean by "You go and talk with Valar", Master? Send Gothmog or Gortha... Got it. On my way. Do... Don't be angry!

If anyone still can't understand I am Langon ambassador lol 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

[wiirocku]

Matthew 6:8 (NIV) - Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him.

[matveytale]

He traveled through AU universe's timeline and the omega timeline. 😳💜✨😈

What do you want to know about Mr. Villainous with au sans? ASK HIM!! Heheheheheh!HEHEHEHEH ASK HIM!😈😈🔥🔥🔥