#ask jestingjoker

[jestingjoker]

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"Now this seems very familiar, Hoodie…where have I seen this before?" Joker shouldered his crowbar, tapping his chin with a blood stained glove, “Oh, yet…that’s right. The last time we were in a big warehouse in the middle of nowhere. And you were in that cute red, green and yellow get-up. Good times. ehhehhehaaHAHAHAhoohoHAAAAHAHAHA!!”

The clown pulled his gun and fired, his laughter still echoing throughout the spacious room. 

"Now this time...stay dead."

[jestingjoker]

Ur an roleplay blog ? :-)

Oh the occasion...I do try, Anon.

[jestingjoker]

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❖ My character’s personal thoughts about yours

Ironing Man, right? Hmmm...what do I think of you...well, you're basically a hotrod-red and gold, ostentatious tin can. You're one smart cookie, but then again...

Also...all the sexual tension between you and Mr. Captain Bootyshorts is really something. Have you two gotten together already? Honestly..the two of you are are Supes and Batsy. 

[jestingjoker]

U like cookies ?

Of course, like cookies. Who doesn't like cookies?

[jestingjoker]

★ it makes me super mad too

omg....ssttaaahhhp...thank you...

Oh, Batsy! Don't worry that pretty head of yours! Uncle J is always here to help. ;D

[jestingjoker]

HEHE HAHA YOU'RE A HOHO

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, princess. 

[jestingjoker]

Crowbars are -

the perfect tool for any occasion--be it praying things open, bashing in skulls or killing batbrats; they're versatile and generally easy to conceal and hide. 

[jestingjoker]

Have you ever killed a little bird?

Yes.

I was but a boy then, innocent...over enthusiastic. Our next-door neighbor had this annoying finch that never shut up. Then one day, when mommy dearest and I went over for some afternoon tea, the old hag let me hold it and...well, let's just say I had an "Of Mice and Men" moment.

Although, I'm sure that wasn't the "little birdie" you were referring to. That bird, unfortunately, didn't stay dead.