Jan 16, 2020
keebz mood of the day: everything’s on fire oh god its fire its not fine someone call the fire department help fire
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keebz mood of the day: everything’s on fire oh god its fire its not fine someone call the fire department help fire
*Arrives in a broken straight jacket and a clown mask* beware, for it is I, the ass connoisseur, I have come to ask if I may admire thy rear for it is suited to my high class tastes - (🃏Anon)
“HACHI MACHI its the goddamn ass connoisseur............. i had heard tales of your arrival.... i should have heeded that one ask that the ass man was coming!”
“ngl, you kinda creep me out, but if you wanna check out a fine rear then you have come to the RIGHT robot, my good dude!!!! CHECK THESE BUNS OUT”
“you see that? magnificent.”
HEADCANNON: Keebz has a COMICALLY LARGE switch on his back (ala Metaton) that activates his Onion Persona.
“😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 i mean- ✅”
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“HEY WISEGUY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE THAT HTIS IS GONNA PLAY IN MY HEAD ON LOOP FOR LIKE,,,,,,,,,, A MONTH. THIS IS THE HELL YOU HAVE CAUSED ME. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU FORSAKE ME.”
Once the blindness one is up, the Identity M!A switch with Shuichi if you could -roomba anon
웃 – IDENTITY – Your muse must switch bodies with another muse, as specified by the asker (with permission from other blog).
“Y’know what, I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to be a robot…”
“hell YEA! let’s do it then!”
*poof*
“Well, I be damned! So this is what it feels like to not hafta breathe!”
“ACK! I FORGOT THAT BEING HUMAN MEANS I HAVE ONE THING… my worst enemy…”
“fingernails.”
MA!Switcheroo — [0/7]
omg keebz are you ok? do you need medical assistance? - wise anon
“nah, i should be fine. as much as it sucks ass to say it, conventional human medicine things aren’t able to fix... this. i’ll just visit doc the next time i can. since he’s my creator/daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) he should be able to patch me up. thanks for being concerned tho!”
MA!See No Evil — [2/5]
hhhh are magic anons allowed or anything
“of course! just know that i reserve all right to accept or decline MAs! there are some...”
“some- some things that i’m not physically and mentally capable of doing yet...”
so this is only for amusement, no hard feelings keebz, but extend the switch m!a for 5 asks just so you have fingernails for a longer time -roomba anon
“...”
MA!Switcheroo — [4/12]
“wow u really showing ur rancid vibes today.”